rICEDoUTyUGO ~ The Smarter Tomato (tm)

There's a rainbow inside your mind
The music seemed like it was hitting me in the face but it was exhilarating all the same. I had a strong sense of being inside my own body. The outside world was definitely outside of my own head instead of being part of the real world I was my own reality, my own little society. "Inside every cynic there is a disappointed idealist" You fucking cunt, I'm not an idealist - I'm just a realist. Talking of which: A Letter To My Love Some say such an unwritten letter would be pointless but the only reason I'm sat here typing/writing it is because it matters to me as a person. Maybe the quote should be "Behind every cynic there is a relationship broken by society". If only we could try to fix the broke shards of the mirror without hurting either one of us. Unfortunately sharp objects tend to have that tendency - let us call those the shards of social responsibility and general modern society. Friends are dangerous objects, they tear apart lives.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-11 09:12:00
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Interesting
My breakfast consisted of a half-packet of wine gums that I found in my sleeping bag. Light levels were low but the ammount of destruction to the living room of this flat seemed pretty high. I tried to find my trousers/pants that had been lost mysteriously within the wreckage of last nights orgy/piss-up. Fuck sake. I need to get home.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-11 09:01:00
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stop+A
ok setenv Hammertime? true Hammertime?=true ok
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-07-11 06:50:00
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i am the walrus, pik pik achu
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-10 15:14:00
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new bjork song!!
bjork ginko soda HEY HEY bjork biga loada HEY HEY bjork strangle yoda HEY HEY bjork canteen iota HEY HEY
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-10 02:21:00
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patterns
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-07-09 21:52:00
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i say, old bean, have you seen my sanity?
i think i left it on the metro near Deak Ferenc ter but i'm not sure... could you please help me? or maybe it's on Old Ironsides. Maybe I sent it to 95% real yugo on a myspace message?? or maybe i just CLICK CLACK GET BACK CLICK CLACK that dream that lasted 6 months? 253359;; -/=_ maybe i'll trip over it and fall on my face and then smack my forehead for not noticing. elliptical orbits and shit, you know? no. you don't. you fucker. I HAS A ZILOG Z80 FROM 1976. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. SOUTH CENTRAL INFORMATION EXCHANGE. PACKET DATAS. DR CURRAY IS SNIFFING MY PACKETS DAMMIT. YOU PACKET SNIFFERS ALWAYS SNIFFING MY PACKETS. 1024x768 1024x768 1024x768 fetus. you got some splainin 2 do Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-07-09 21:39:00
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-07-09 21:39:00
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bjorks in teh ur ice cream sundae
i was about to enjoy ICE CREAM DIRIGIBLE, sundae sundae sundae, delicious nummy flare fiar yes. but then OMG BJORK, OMG. it was teh bjorks in teh my creame sundaez. wtf mthafcka, ima sla[p yo' bjork. so then bjork started spewin turbojets and tearin up teh galaxy and im like OGMG!~#! stfu n00b but then this alien popped out of my chjest and it was like wtf hey that's my chest yo so i speed dialed chuick norris (voice id: KICK) and he came over and kicked its ass. but he kicked its ass so hard, my house fell down. thanks a fucking lot, chuck norris.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-09 13:15:00
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leeloo dallas multitwanky
i qwas computin und felt crash komik, so save save the file, backup duplicate yes. then when crash come, i was all: hey computer, too slo my bro
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-09 10:10:00
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These folks got the better of us.
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-08 17:55:00
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Small Neddy done spammed me
...and i want my 37.1k back.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-08 06:53:00
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Fucking DVD ripping
I HAD TO RIP MY FOOTAGE TWICE GODAMNIT, TWICE. I'M PHONING THE POLICE.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-07 21:52:00
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haha fucking indiecore retards, funk is as prolific as he is inventive and you're lucky he releases so much music considering the amount you people bitch about it. there's hundreds more breakcore artists making shittier music than this, plus hundreds more making music as good as some of snares' best releases. be grateful for what you have before you destroy your precious subgenre.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-07-07 19:42:00
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-07-07 15:47:00
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blind
2.z3.dfs5.7e11dada13r17[19.23;29]zzv the universe is a puzzle and half the pieces are missing or don't fit. 31 is an interesting number but nowhere near as interesting as 37. schizowordphasiaaaaaaaaaaa^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H agh PLUSH BULLSHIT _!$@ INSTANT FUKBOT JUST ADD WATER JUST ADD H20 AND U GET UR OWN FUKBOT WHEN I'M ON DA MIC EMCEEZ GET ______ . .. .WI WT ,AFDZ.V ..S. .FASDF ,SDF,, ,,./L;;P[PP[O[P.;';.';.;''L'; MENTAL CONNECTIONNN ESTABLISHED LET'Z GET MIND MELDED BITCHEZ ! ????? WHERE IS THE FUNKY PLUMBER I CAN'T SEE HIM, WHERE IS HE? HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? I HEARD HE WAS DOWN AT DA COFFEE SHOP BUT I WENT THERE AND HE WAS GONE SO NOW I'M HERE AND I STILL CAN'T FIND HIM. I HEARD HE WAS HERE. THE GUY AT THAT TABLE SAID HE WAS HERE.... PLEASE HELP ME SOMEBODY... WHERE IS HE? I NEED TO FIND HIM. HE IS THE KEY. WE NEED HIM TO SURVIVE THIS. HE WILL REMAKE THE UNIVERSE. THE FUNKY PLUMBER IS COMING. HELP ME FIND THE FUNKY PLUMBER, WHERE IS HE, WHERE IS HE... I HEARD HE LIKES SANDWICHES. HE CARRIES AROUND THREE POUNDS OF HAX. GLASS WINDOWS BREAKING. PERCEPTION ISN'T QUITE 39, EH EH EH EH ps riced out yugo is not god, it's a cubbyhole filled with plastic bags in my basement.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-07-07 13:27:00
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-06 19:48:00

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big post data box
Is this Lieutenant-Commander Data? Is this dada?
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-07-06 03:21:00
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20 fantastic questions NOT to ask when playing 20 questions
1. q? 2. Is it bigger than a verb? 3. Would it offend Walt Whitman? 4. Is it that guy CreepratorK on the Riced Out Yugo Forums? 5. Would my grandma eat it, if you paid her enough? 6. Would YOUR grandma eat it, if you paid her enough? 7. Is it the answer to the next question? 8. Is it the answer to the previous question? 9. Are you aware your statements must not contradict? 10. Does it have a profound effect on the human condition? 11. Could it be accurately portrayed via interpretive dancing? 12. Is it bigger than a Riced Out Yugo? 13. Am I going to win it with the next question? 14. Have the chinese ever eaten it? 15. Have you ever thought about it while making love? 16. Did it evolve, or did God create it? 17. Are there more than seven? 18. Has it ever appeared on a liquor bottle? 19. If you were to characterize it as a country, would it be Poland? 20. Is this the 20th question?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-06 02:20:00
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I wish to go into a coma for the next 20 years
Only kidding.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-05 22:00:00
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The Riced Out Yugo Support Team
The Riced Out Yugo support team are here to help you at all times - our friendly advisors will be here to help all hours of the day will any problems you encounter. Technical support is taken very seriously here at Riced Out Yugo and recent customer service surveys suggest that most problems are solved within 2 hours. Please leave your contact details with your support ticket so we can get back to you.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-05 21:46:00
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A Letter To My Love

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