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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-06-11 20:49:16 | |
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| advanced portable yugo | |
| Nottobragoanythingbuti'mpostingthisfromaBlackBerry,theofficialphoneofROYandohgodhelptheformattingissoboken,ican'tseeewhati'mtypingandmaybethiswasnotagoodidea.Fuckyouandwherearemyparagraphtags,youask?Fuckyouthatsswhere | |
| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-06-03 22:45:45 | |
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| THE ULTIMATE LOGICAL CONCLUSION | |
above the church, there is this post |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-06-03 15:08:06 | |
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| the church | |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-05-17 12:22:19 | |
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| urgent market lert | |
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DREAM YOY Vented Oven Lid & Advanced 3D Adjustable Sandwich Pusher & 3D Bottom Screen; Netanyahu on Wednesday declared a state of emergency in Lod. The Haystack and HAX radars located in Tyngsboro, Massachusetts collect 600 hrs of orbital debris data per year; It’s unclear if there will be robust PIPE interest in digital media companies. Ether to fresh high. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-05-13 08:10:05 | |
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| the curious case of teal bowling ball in the sinkhole of the furniture district | |
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lewis wants to rescue bowling ball. i kind of do also, but, no, this is seriously dangerous. twice -- twice! i start to venture a little closer, and a luxury automobile whips in, driver deftly straddling giant sinkhole (with teal bowling ball). navigating around teal bowling ball.
but i want it, lewis complains. no, no, i'd be inclined to go for it too, i say, but this is dangerous. people are too psycho here. as if to prove my point, another luxury automobile then whips into our shared consciousness. no, like that strange nickelodeon show with the koala bears, teal bowling ball exists in some one-way nexus protected by hurtling lexus. and also beempfau. teal bowling ball may still be there. in the dark. waiting for luxury car. neither lewis nor i were able to arrive at any sort of viable theory w/rt how teal bowling ball got there -- much like the forget-me-nots on a very specific section of grass by the road, teal bowling ball is a sport of unexplained origin. at that point i began to declaim the virtues of candlepin, and teal bowling ball was left to brood in its asphalt nest. forever |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-05-08 08:22:56 | |
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| fifteen feet per metatarsel | |
| a bargain, i tell ya. you can't finagle a better foot per rate than fifteen, i tell ya (i tell ya) -- and i'd know in my things, because i keep starburst candies in my pocket to warm them up to the proper mastication temperature.... say, would you like one? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-05-07 03:45:58 | |
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| answer the damn phone for christ sake | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-05-06 13:55:01 | |
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| mode RNA cured my tinnitus | |
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the vaccine cured my tinnitus and also cats like me more |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-05-06 05:05:52 | |
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| tinnitus boys are back in town | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-05-05 16:23:37 | |
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| a departing nokia CEO's final words | |
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have never ever always but may someday have sometimes kinda maybe but didn't yesterday didn't have to master gravy but did anyway penne qué pasta hegemony EBITDA! *throws peace sign* |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-05-01 03:58:59 | |
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| movement of the future | |
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we're all familiar with porta-potties. you lock the door after entering, and the indicator placard switches to "occupied." while this covers the essentials, i believe humanity is destined for greater things: in the year 2032, when you slide that latch to "occupied," that's just beginning. to wit:
1) occupying the unit wakes up the portastall AI 2) upon waking, the portastall AI verifies its systems. on error, the system will not even accept explosive diarrhea. 3) if all systems are go, the stall goes into poop mode:
it takes innovation to realize a vision -- and i'm innovating all day long. consequently, i've penciled this in as stage 46c of the business plan. unfortunately, a 2032 launch is shaping up to be a tad optimistic, as legal advises me that it may take a bit of finagling to get suborbital portastall drones through the FAA approval process. even still, margins are projected to be generous so long as FAA approval comes sooner than 2047***, at which point we'll fall back to plan 88a (space needles). ***bootnote: lines in excel's chart wizard indicate that mankind will merge with AI circa 2049, after which portastalls will cease to be used. consequently, we need to get this to market by 2047, or we'll miss the window. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-04-13 22:03:54 | |
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| newly unearthed syd-barret proto-rap | |
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i got cheese in my pocket macaroni in my sprocket aleph(int)s want to wall-it my function picante max(chalet) mixolydian funk drum machine valet(hey) ergo tryvintz twill wafflepottijng since effervintz in aleph(int)s wu wu wu wu wu wu chyebaym. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-04-08 06:48:23 | |
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| MATEGNVA, MATEGNVA | |
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Kor tunsi mar lo hajklian Cukard tueei'd prestebovn Salap! Cernu'i a litrof! Mategnva, Mategnva! Seluptela nóte mikaro-se ban, Ë trom i-mar lo hajkliard Pa'a tueei'd prestian Salap! Cernu'i a vimen! Mategnva, Mategnva! Seluptela nóte mikaro-se ban, |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-04-06 22:56:33 | |
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| diplodocus communique of thee uptoast | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-04-06 10:05:03 | |
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| u kulele, i kulele, we all kulele for fuck’s sake stop it | |
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djing-djing, bedjingbe |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-03-29 21:08:13 | |
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| uses artificial intelligence principles and a Motorola 68000 microprocessor to create complex models of acoustic sounds | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-03-25 05:32:39 | |
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| DOG NAMES | |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-03-08 03:51:47 | |
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| everything's just so | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-02-26 16:41:19 | |
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| I only order organic siracha at taco bell | |
| hey guys i need ur help i accidentally dump olive oil in the bong of destiny and i don't know how to clean it out | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-02-24 01:10:40 | |
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