Riced Out Yugo
the moral of the story is
Stephanie stuck in his time fractal like a crawdad at a wedding, in no small part due to her tendency to. Today, however, the situation was even more orthogonal, as her dinner plates were the size of Texas. It would be a gluttony of causality, but there's always room for chemisty.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-12-11 16:37:48
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Buick Airshow
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Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-12-05 12:34:45
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fingeuru
habits with welsh harmoniacs nonwithstanding the internet trope exfiltrated from the future by referencing itself, you can fuck causality right proper if you set it up in a loop don't you know
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-12-03 12:42:06
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i can hear you talking when i stroke my hair
as i jimmy hoffa an agile claw about my occiptal hedmusk, i hear it: the sound of thousands of bendy hair fibers flecking in my ear, but also inwardly reverberating inside my skull, phace lock looping into your fucking voice: whyugottchachudafjaibiafkdfwhsssshh fufdi. serves you right, fartknocker.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-11-29 12:06:04
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c'est not a language correction
let's get the rhythm of the riddim of da rhythm of the brane
psychosomatic dewey decimal insane
coptic elastic, proverbial plastic
metaphorical elemental
sponsasstiquee ickk~ittiatticadental
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-11-27 07:32:33
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#0af3ea
HYPERFUKBOT IS NOT REAL SO THERFO CANNOT DIE, FIENDS .7 PROPAGANDA MAFIA MILITARY INDUSTRY COMPLEX LIES. CHEMICALS PUT IN THE WATER INDICATE SABTOAGE THERFO 9/11. HFB IS SO REAL IT'S NOT REAL. CHECK YO FLOATIN' POINTS NIGGA
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-11-26 20:40:04
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HYPERFUKBOT IS NOT DEAD (probably)
HYPERFUKBOT GOT STUCK IN A CUBE AND IS CURRENTLY CUBE-FUCKING HIMSELF OUT (probably)
Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-11-21 23:03:49
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Have you seen one of these wat stickers?


Send your pictures in please!! The genuine riced out product looks exactly like this and it about hand sized
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-11-17 13:17:20
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[shakes drink violent;y]
.... damn first world living got me down old bean, it's like the lads are the buddies and the friends become guys all simultaneously. Squaddies over the briney been mixin' up lingo, diluting these previously filtered beans to maximum sass. My god, this great empire has been laid to ruins: amongst hatpiles of old, glorious spires of quartzite glisten accompanied by premium wats piling off the conveyer belt.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-11-15 04:58:48
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update to terms of service
the fact of the matter, and the reality of the matter is: i have a variety of sauces at my disposal. five, upwards of six, in my deskayalone; another half six in the brigitteaire, and yet... i am still not satisfied. there is not enough sauce variety in my existence microcosm. in addition to being deficient in sauce, my visa is out of sass, rendering me unable to suss more sauce.

consequently, rates will be going up: instead of the previous $nothing, you will all be charged 12 cents per hour to continue to exist in my reality. this month's invoice is attached. failure to "pay up suckaz" will result in all memories of me removed from your mind while you are not looking.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-11-09 01:40:23
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Quilif
Sixteen days ago I made half a salami sandwich. Why? Because I couldn't eat a whole one!!@ Haha you ding dong, let me guess someone forgot to fill up your food bowl? I bet you want beef cereal, well here you go .....beefbeefbeefbeef/......... ......beefbeefbeefbe/.......... .......beefbeefbeef/........... ........beeefbeeef/............ .........||||||||||.............
Posted by Rapmistress Edward Janet Picard @ 2014-10-31 07:52:14
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opt-out skillz
You made him a peanut butter sandwich when he was hungry now he's full and on video games like most men would do in the desert cold bicycles and tanks made in Turkey for seven dollars? Wheat thins are dangerous in an envelope when eyes are looking through the shack soda.

It is basically how we roll.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-10-26 02:54:55
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whoops
Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson) @ 2014-10-08 02:55:14
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rdj.mug14
SECURE.COMINT #399 NOFORN TX.TIGHTBEAM2988 STARDATE 22487 ACCERATION AWAY FROM OORT.CLOUD-T INTO SUBSPACE SUCCESSFUL HOWEVER AN ANOMALOUS [REDACTED] , ADJUSTMENT OF THE INTERNAL COILS BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE LANDED EARTHDATE ~1988 AND WILL REVERT TO SUBCONCIOUS MUSIC OPERATIONS ON THE GROUND UNTIL EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL TRANSMISSION EQUIPMENT CAN BE BUILT. SUBSPACE [REDACTED] #-TESLA ARE UNDER REPAIR AND SHOULD BE OPERATIONAL BY EARTHDATE ~2014. GOD SPEED AND GOOD LUCK.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-10-08 01:11:37
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mentalist
Hyw dose a siprti rage sotduie het itrple getwaay? The tulncia ybo ursfaecs enehbat eht void rsnvpeetrateei. A ewekday esteps na fnriomed pceaacentc. Hte odow sslut itwhotu hte hysni rwath. Eht arkc rebos nidsei het cofiungder innetvor. Hiitwn eth feraywe hadess eth own mother
Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2014-09-28 09:12:20
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teens react to riced out yugo
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teens react to a prison like existence
teens react to drugs as an escape
teens react to reality
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teens react to a vax
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teens react to vsnares
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teens react to SARS
teens react to DRM
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teens react to myspace
teens react to riced out yugo
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2014-09-16 15:39:01
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because that's where god wants them
location: rural china
situational aspect: crushing debt
Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-09-16 10:17:12
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OP-FD-2

Free Tibet


The demise of socialism is surely seen in [redacted] brainwashing, voice of china has seen it many times in the past.
CPC-GCD-CCP-ddgcd
5.4/54/6.4/64/89
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-09-06 17:42:16
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wanna see my shed?/
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Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-08-25 19:15:18
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OP-FD-1
Message: fuck, cunt, shit sandwich;
江澤民 / 江泽民 封從德 / 封从德 天安門事件 / 天安门事件;
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NOFORN
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-08-21 04:52:47
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