Riced Out Yugo
Hello teamate
Hello teammate,

Hello teamate. Today I will greet you with much esteem as I ask:
Can you? Will you? Hear the cosmic background with me?

Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-12-02 17:35:08
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request quest

hello, i would like one translucent colourful computer please, with a noptical drive and perfect compatibility with Riced Out Yugo

posted from IE5, Chrome users can suck it

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-11-25 00:15:34
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A YEAST WALKS INTO A BAR

I sit down at the lonely bar. Outside, the street lamps light up the occasional forms of people passing through. They are not stopping here. Musak is gently drifting from a speaker over in the corner, and i could have sworn i recognised a melody in there.

“The usual?” asks the barman.

“Ah, you know me too well,” i smile.

A moment passes, and the barman places a loaf of bread before me. It’s been a long day. I tuck in.

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-11-12 02:54:05
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hoary blastilla
You would expect ham. But instead you get motherfucking shit from the Google corporation
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-11-10 08:00:01
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WE'RE BETTER THAN GREEN
in a world obsessed over moving from brown fuel to green fuel, riced out industries would like to remind you that we have been committed to #EADA3A fuel for over 179 years.
Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2021-11-03 07:32:57
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Mark Zuckerbird
his name is Mark Zuckerbird, ok? he is a neon pink hummingbird, in a blue hoodie, sticking his beak into everyone's PII.

the human mind has certain so-called critical periods; windows in which practical experience is ravenously sampled, and then subsequently burned into psychic PROM.

during such a critical peroid [e.g. elementary school] someone pushed Mark Zuckerbird into a muddy puddle pool, and everyone laughed. like, everyone.

lying in that pool of mud, everyone laughing -- everyone -- Mark Zuckerbird swore to himself: one day, i will rule every last one of them

this one moment crystallized his brain. he abandoned real relationships and sank deeper and deeper into a network of tactical responses to establish dominance

but, the way the human brain works -- he married his wife because she whips him and spanks him and tells him he's shit... if he's lucky
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-10-29 06:02:29
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cheech's paradox
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-10-25 16:46:01
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SOMETHING

SOMETHING. SOMETHING. REALLY SOMETHING.
YEA. O YEAH IT'S ABOUT SOMETHING TODAY!!
BYTRIDF THAT'S A WORD, THAT MEANS SOMETHING
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YET? THAT'S FINE
IT MEANS YOU CAN THINK OF SOMETHING.

SOMETHIHG IS THE KEY TO IT AND THE ANSWER TO THE UNIVERSE, WHEN YOU ARRIVE TO IT AND IT WILL TELL YOU WHAT I KNOW. I KNOW SOMETHING AND YOU CAN TOO, IF YOU UNLOCK IT. PAY

THE FULL PRICE IS 80 DOLORES, PLUS SHIPPING, TO UNLOCK SOMETHING. THE KEY TO IT IS PATENCIEN. PTACIENCE WILL REVEAL AL UIGESFH WOW TAF SOMETH

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-10-24 23:15:50
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NOTHING

This is not a post about anything. This is a post about nothing. Nothing is here. These words, you see them but they’re not really there. These are just phantom words. And you, dear reader, are a phantom too. Merely an apparition. A spirit. A concept. An idea.

If you thought this was a new paragraph, you’re wrong. It’s not a paragraph at all. It’s a nothing. The nothingness that you are not reading, because it is not there.

If you want to spend your time reading this, you can, but it won’t have mattered. Because this post is not made of matter. It is made of antimatter. Of nothing. Now ain’t that something?

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-10-24 23:09:16
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CLEAN YOUR DOG

put him in the dishwasher, remembering to get the amount of detergent exactly right. and put a ball in there too, he needs to be kept entertained

put him on the eco setting for more economical washing of your dog. remember hes sensitive okay

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-10-24 22:57:13
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reflection
in a world where even noble helium ointment is subject to stankflation -- helium ointment! a bloody staple since the middle ages -- one man has the nerve to clog the terminal in protest: do not replace item. refund. refund instacarpimmediately. stop bothering me. i need to be in the shower
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-10-21 06:06:45
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I BEG YOUR PARDON

TRIANGLE! IS ONLY A LIE! IF YOU DON’T EXPECT IT!!

SO. EXPECT IT.

fucker

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-10-10 11:32:35
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TRIANGLE IS A LIE
Posted by mouses @ 2021-10-10 02:47:26
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When the yam hits the fan
The nougat stands alone.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-09-26 18:05:01
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vesuvius input
stormachle clabbrebuckle per schnauzer per agency; no more than sixteen condoms per load. trifling effermatigercy will be enclittled with dyraex-kaulikallture manuevers. you have been warned: eat at moe's
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-09-16 05:58:35
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RICED OUT INQUISITION

hey i don’t mean to interrupt but
HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-09-12 17:14:29
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blaeckmaelchain
please pay two bitcoin to hear this autechre trax as anything but a machinedrum tumbling over a rocky cliff.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-08-25 06:27:59
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proposed business venture
blockchain network into which anyone is allowed to inject any foul crap they want to be replicated until... someone pays a fee to suppress it. amount depends on how far it's already spread
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-08-25 06:25:28
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Re: potential theft
Dear TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY,

Thank you for your enquiry. This is not a glitch, we
have taken your money to fund the refurbishment of
the 7th floor balcony.

Kind regards

Leo Bartlett
Customer Satisfaction Department, Riced Out Bank


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> Dear Riced Out Bank,
> 
> All my money has seemingly vanished from my
> account. I was wondering if this is just a glitch,
> or if this is something to be concerned about.
> 
> Kind regards,
>
> TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-08-24 18:28:54
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riced out industires launches national credit score cryptocurrency based on the blockchain
hey cowboys and/or cowgirls! riced out marketing here with another one of those blockchain-clocking beats: to wit, your entire credit score can now be stored in a shared, open ledger -- for everyone to freely view! simply download the current blockchain from our geocities site, add your PII to the end of the list, then re-upload for glorious financial harmony.
Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2021-08-24 09:38:14
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