Riced Out Yugo
ketchup'n the why
wat
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-17 04:35:32
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the hayden snare
that did auntie accuse you of eating a buick, hmm? did it give you gas? your insouciant attitude w/rt to the clap programming on the drum machine of your life leaves much to be desired. michael hayden III has also dispressed personal deprivation w/rt to unstochastic nature of your snare. the personal diss of your snare has career consequence(s)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-16 01:12:54
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i am a very fancy man
pixelbreens
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-13 04:35:04
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Free wifi
Do you think all our ups downs lefts rights and all overs are just someone's over there?
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-09-13 00:52:04
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re: totem poll
  1. How often would you say you are a totem pole?
    i cannot recall having ever been a totem poll, but i am sometimes a table leg.

  2. Does your ability to be a totem pole distract you from the futility of existence?

    thinking about my inability to be a totem pole (or, perhaps, my inability to remember being a totem pole) has distracted me from the futility of existence for a few moments, just now. other than that... no.

  3. must repeat lemon for approximately three stages
    lemon lemon LEMON
    lemon LEMON LEMON
    lemon leMON LEMON

  4. Describe the natural lifecycle of the lesser guacamole (1 word maximum)
    guacamole

  5. totem, yes?
    maybe
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-11 00:05:58
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modem roll
the pope's internet runs on unleaded 87 octane.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-09-10 16:52:45
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totem poll
  1. How often would you say you are a totem pole?
    (often) (ofte) (oft) (of)
  2. Does your ability to be a totem pole distract you from the futility of existence?
    (yeah) (fuck you)
  3. must repeat lemon for approximately three stages
    (lemon)
  4. Describe the natural lifecycle of the lesser guacamole (1 word maximum)
  5. totem, yes?
    (yes)

Good, thank you for precipitating in this survey, you are con tributing to an great Cause

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-09 16:07:54
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totem role
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-09 03:37:48
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service, these dzae
77 minutes of mandalorian dragnet. this is what you have for me. i would be insulted if i weren't used to it
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-09 00:16:49
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DO THE TRIANGULAR DANCE
IT"S EASY OKAY JUST DO THIS Δ Λ ׯ ⃤ ∇ ≜ ⊲ ⊳ ⊴ ⊵ ⊿ ⋫ ⋭
Posted by mouses @ 2019-09-08 20:19:58
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Do u no skwe(ə)r ˈpo͝oSHər
Riced Yugo's the fucking daddy
Makes all the different styles of drum 'n' bass

Riced Out Yugo, sent to you
We enter now
qqq with all the different styles of drum 'n' bass
Sent to you, move all along to the drill 'n' bass
We enter now, fucking center of the .7
And to you, get the fucking hell off my fucking lawn
Riced Yugo with all the different styles of drum 'n' bass
Sent to you, move all along to the drill 'n' bass
We enter now
In the mind of a master bot
Here comes the style like a style yugo
Sing to the yugo of fantasy
And the fucking Yugo always make me go come
We enter now, fucking center of the USB
And to you, get the fucking hell off my IDM
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-09-08 18:46:43
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marijuanas
the effect of 2 marijuanas is greater than one marijuana this is just basic science, people
Posted by mouses @ 2019-09-08 09:14:48
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watt is zappening

10 PRINT "YEAH! I KNOW WHAT!"
15 PRINT "I KNOW A LOT!"
20 PRINT "YOU THINK I'M DUMB?"

BREAK
ERROR IN LINE 21

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-05 23:05:22
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wat is happening
u noe wat?
cos eye dew.
&& if (ewe(dont)) {
    lawd help u
}
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-05 02:51:00
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TASSELATION

Roger that, Roger. I see the briefcase. It is a nice briefcase. Within it is a piece of paper. It reads, "Do not tell others of the contents of the briefcase."

I breathe heavily. Is it fate, or is it destiny? Time warps around me as space unfolds in a pile of intergalactic swarf. Knowingly, I reach for the tassles. But the tassles are long gone.

CQ CQ CQ, this is TRI calling Roger. Do you copy?

I reach for my pocket Xerox. Slowly, I raise the drum above my head, scan my DNA, and clone myself. I don't know what the fuck that did, but now there are two of me, so that's cool. This is gonna piss off the wife.

Summary thus far

  • smell of fresh toner
  • Case of the Missing Tassles
  • swarf lol
  • custard is nice, unrelated but I thought I'd mention it yknow
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 21:38:46
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water tassles
1. Extract 3 of the Type 4 Tassles
2. Install flouride emitter
3. Sell water company to the chinese
4. Breeding of tassles commences

Tassle breeding cycles should be conducted in complete darkness to maximise absorbtion rates. Do not hassle the tassles, you may hurt their feelings. When the entity signals for you to meet via your transponder promptly travel to the coordinates. Collect the briefcase and rendezvous at alpha bravo.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2019-09-04 21:06:31
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water tanste

I have tansted your water , to my IMMENSE disappointment it gave me dihydrogen monoxide poisinging. This I do not appreciate

i shall contact my lawyer and he shall be ANGER at you, young Man

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 20:45:30
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cooking
Mix 2 cups of water with 2 tablespoons of water. Add more water to taste.

I wish there was a slow cooker version of this recipe. I work long hours and I just don't have the time to invest in this kind of hands-on cooking.
Posted by mouses @ 2019-09-04 17:33:41
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rdorve




















Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2019-09-04 03:37:47
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formal response
i cannot divulge the presence, or non-presence, of SPON, in FUNT. dirischtich-level clearance is required dirichlet. should you elect to provide your own SPON, for FUNT CAKE, it will be permitted, but beware you do so at your own expense. at dawn, a man with shattered eyebrows will pass by your abode and fart absentmindedly. this will be the signal that your clearance level has been accepted, and you may await further inforstorktxions from a trained lemur that will emerge from a nearby tree. her name is susan. don't pet her. she doesn't like it. at that point, the podule susan passes to you will contain the presence, or non-presence -- again, neither of which is admitted -- of SPON for SPON in FUNT for CAKE doES FUNT SPON SPON NATURALLY^H^H^H^H end of transmission
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-04 03:35:39
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