Riced Out Yugo
newly unearthed syd-barret proto-rap
i got cheese in my pocket
macaroni in my sprocket
aleph(int)s want to wall-it
my function picante max(chalet)
mixolydian funk drum machine valet(hey)
ergo tryvintz twill wafflepottijng since effervintz in aleph(int)s
wu wu wu wu wu wu

chyebaym.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-04-08 06:48:23
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MATEGNVA, MATEGNVA

Kor tunsi mar lo hajklian
rekne wäron sepai;
Ju neur far lo tïn da'ahan
selun-de tansaai.

Cukard tueei'd prestebovn
ehrdö tues meklojhn;
Despu vrialdii'd meklot
cuke pxihw refojhn.

Salap! Cernu'i a litrof!
Mategnva nebiscahb—
solu: Tenni'o parsicloff!
Mategnva dsenscihahb.

Mategnva, Mategnva!
Norise-di sepä!
Mategnva, Mategnva!
Po'urse-di tepä!

Seluptela nóte mikaro-se ban,
seluptela nóte mikaro-se can,
seluptela nóte mikaro-se zan:
Mategnva, Mategnva!

Ë trom i-mar lo hajkliard
tusi wäron reknai;
Haldahb far lo prenveei skard
selun-di wäron xai.

Pa'a tueei'd prestian
worelis taknan-vi;
W né skarard-vi comtiahn
enmu-vi danlisi.

Salap! Cernu'i a vimen!
Mategnva nebiscahb—
solu: Pichei-de änoten!
Mategnva dsenscihahb.

Mategnva, Mategnva!
Norise-di sepä!
Mategnva, Mategnva!
Po'urse-di tepä!

Seluptela nóte mikaro-se ban,
seluptela nóte mikaro-se can,
seluptela nóte mikaro-se zan:
Mategnva, Mategnva!

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-04-06 22:56:33
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diplodocus communique of thee uptoast
cross-cultural illustratation
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-04-06 10:05:03
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u kulele, i kulele, we all kulele for fuck’s sake stop it

djing-djing, bedjingbe
djung-djung, bedjungbe
djang-djang, bedjangbe
djong-djong, bedjongbe

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-03-29 21:08:13
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uses artificial intelligence principles and a Motorola 68000 microprocessor to create complex models of acoustic sounds
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-03-25 05:32:39
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DOG NAMES
  • Mandelbrot
  • Larvae Lamp
  • Why
  • Persephoneigh
  • Callous Brute
  • Road O’Dendron
  • Parcus
  • Now That’s What I Call Dog
  • Chihuahuiain
  • L’abrador (He's Worth It)
  • Mauler of Noses
  • Texerence
  • Arse Man
  • Æley
  • Subwoofer
  • Barkinson’s
  • Pollo
  • Tandy Paul
  • Noicewell
  • Exterminador de Epidermis
  • Monk Assimilation Programme 217
  • Norkel
  • Jaspercules
  • Maebhis
  • Archie the Bishop
  • Nemesis 2
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-03-08 03:51:47
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everything's just so
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-02-26 16:41:19
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I only order organic siracha at taco bell
hey guys i need ur help i accidentally dump olive oil in the bong of destiny and i don't know how to clean it out
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-02-24 01:10:40
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easy payment plans available
the devil hates church, he wants to shorten it down to 55 minutes.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-02-22 02:02:04
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I LIKE SLUGS

i think you should like them too, if that’s alright

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-02-10 05:43:00
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she's got electric boobs. and butthair too. i reddit in a magazine.
shitbowl, via Riced Out Yugo limited, has now officially opened public trading of his intense fap packets. buy my fap packets wirh your monies then i get monies and u get fap packets .rhank you
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-01-30 01:34:18
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Dec 20: INAUGURATE
As Joe Biden proudly inaugurates amongst tension, paranoia, and germs, Donald Trump is driving to Florida with a caravan of moving trucks. It's just about the point that Biden is getting to the Point about Forging A More Perfect Union, that Donald Trump is getting to the point where he is really, horribly bored. What a loser! This speech is boring. We need some fun.

"Jared," he says, turning to his son in law, Jared Kushner, who is diving the truck. "Hey, Jared."

Nothing has been said for 45 minutes (quite possibly a record!) and it takes a moment for Jared to snap-to.

"Yeah Dad?" Jared asks.

"Are we there yet?" the Donald inquires.

"Uhhhhh no," Jared replies. It's another, like, ten hours?"

Trump puffs up and fumes. Towers and leans in; his tiny mouth a pink diamond of rage. Kushner tenses for what he knows is coming.

"BULLSHIT!" Trump explodes. "IF WE'RE NOT THERE IN FIFTEEN MINUTES, I'M THROWING YOU OUT THE WINDOW OF THIS TRUCK ASS... FIRST" Trump lunges forward between ass... and first... for effect.

The color drains from Jared Kushner's face. "Uhhh, umm, well, uhh, maybe, uhh..."

Trump decides to let him flounder for another twenty or thirty seconds before allowing himself to crack up.

"Ahaha, I'm joking, you're such a sucker, Jared. This is nothing like the time... or, well, times I threw you out of the limo."

"Ahaha, haha, yes, real funny dad," Jared manages



Suddenly... there is an explosion!

Jared, Trump, Truck, and all, are suddenly... underneath the street?

Before either of any can gather the few marbles between, the smiling visage of Joe Biden wafts up to the passenger window, mocking trump before even saying a word. then, adding insult to injury, he speaks

"TRUMP, you punk. I've come here to pull an Italian Job on your truck, to take back all the shit you stole from the White House before you left."

Trump is aghast. "BIDEN! HOW ARE YOU HERE! YOU"RE SUPPOSED TO B AT UR INAUGURATES! FAKE NEWS!"

"ahAhAHAHAAA (sucka[1])" Biden yells, throwing off his suit jacket.

"That's not me being inaugurated -- that's my stunt midget"

Joe Biden then stands up to his true height of 9'9" tall. Jared Kushner has already evacuated unto his pants twice (and is effectively running on empty) but attempts a third for good measure
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-01-19 05:53:21
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wat happen
I thought we shelved that qanon AI in like 2007, this is a PR disaster.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2021-01-16 00:26:56
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HYPERFUKBOT is a predictive text
HYPERFUKBOT is a predictive text.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-01-15 01:21:18
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TOST BRED

on reflection, it was perhaps a silly idea to put rice in the toaster

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-01-14 05:27:54
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resolutions

for my new year's resolution this year i would like to learn how to make rice

edit: whoops, almost forgot, i wanna cook some grapes too if that's ok

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-01-11 09:51:30
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WE REGRET THE ERROR

We apologise for the fault in the drip-fed apocalypse. Those responsible have been cancelled.

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-01-08 00:00:40
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FUCK

EVERYTHING’S JUST TOO FUCKING FUCKED FOR ME TO GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-01-07 23:56:08
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extravagant issues
Tje jear is 2021 riadio shack is now a vintage t shirt company. the year is 3012 radio shaxl is now a vintage tank top company. the yea ros 4271 radio shack is npw fewds sconesand self aware squirrels to their intaget short company. the year is 5714, radio shack is now a bintahe faux jean short company. the year is 2021, RadioShack is npw a vintage t-shirt company.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-01-05 17:50:21
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Happy New Year 2021 From Riced Out Industries™!

Dear loyal netizens,

2020 has been an unprecedented time. So unprecedented, in fact, that many of us, whether watting from home or on the front lines, feel that this is now the new normal.

In these uncertain times, we at Riced Out Industries™ are certain that this is not the case. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. Wo-oah, virus in the air. Take our corporate hand, we’ll make money, we swear.

Of course, we at Riced Out Industries™ are no strangers to isolation. We’ve spent a whole eight years aboard our YUG-2091 Space Colony Ship (we call her Darla), during which we’ve learned the secrets of meaning, both committed and uncommitted suicide, and done countless scientific experiments which will maybe come in useful for something, one day. Many crewmates, including us in PR, have developed a strong desire to murder the entire lineup of Pink Floyd. But we remind ourselves each day that their lead singer George was murdered back down on Earth this year, and this has a pacifying effect, most notably on crew member Gavin Anderson, Head of Security and Arms. At Riced Out Industries™, we pride ourselves on staying in touch with the realities back down on our home planet, and we understand and feel you, man. We may be high up, far away from our old blue marble, but we’re still pretty hip down with da kidz. YOLO, my homies. You Only Launch Once.

We would also like to point out that, while we don’t have COVID-19 on board Darla, we do have our own struggles. After all, it’s not easy living a life of vacuum-borne luxury, whizzing through the starry night, eating more than enough apple pies. Sometimes our internet connection drops below 500Mbps, and that saddens us immensely. Unprecedented levels of Oof, yo.

We value your happiness, loyal netizens; and we hope that 2021 brings to you more precedented times, that you find things more enjoyable, and that you develop improved complacency levels.

Now fuck off, my space buffet’s getting cold

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-01-01 06:55:54
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