Riced Out Yugo
the apex of twine
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Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-11-28 17:31:03
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note to self
elated gossip pings fatima infodrome malarky2 size metal my shoe, your shoe, his shoe, hearse shoe. you blabbed about mars, quaid. you blabbed about mars
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-11-11 03:41:36
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YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY
helium gardens find your petatarsles in harmonious balance with the rising of the squidlord in the 128th house of dodeccahed-drone with leading potential for strobing helixes of circumstance as you walk the dog for the second time of the day. there is a strong possibility that you or the people around you will play the new call of duty game, or talk about the new call of duty game, but beware the chi of the moment lest you fall victim for cussing at the new call of duty game as roommate is writing authentic horoscope kthx
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-11-05 05:06:48
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plaem djame
somewhere in pierce nightinggale, the architecture expands to meet available capacity in the cathedral of the V2 visual cortex. what would you do at spaghjetti infrastrucutere macdonalds airport exterme scenario tweo? you ask the cashier, but information is nicht forthcoming. copies of richard milkhouse nixkon postage stamp afterimages of the third eye. nixkon, stock. nixkon, lumberjuck. nixkon, 70s freud. you need a hamburger to get these terribles images out of your mind, but you cannot form the words required to get one
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-11-05 04:55:36
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hello guys
Hay did u ever find that torx bit bruv??
Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-09-26 16:39:52
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there's only one page 24 in any book
Instinct is nature's answer to an immediate obligation. Attraction, although much like instinct, introduces a further freedom to the critter, beyond the simplicity of instinct. Maphabillity, i.e. the knowledged (human) existence, complicates the critter's life exponentially. How does one justify such complications and live without question? One simply doesn't. As far as the critter can attain, this unjustifiable complication is existence. And it's coo
Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-09-16 21:16:19
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of utilitarians...
When the pizza fits the puzzle they'll know. Tri-level aqueouses exist in this world but the 12th dimensional liquid can't swing that kind jazz, in any case it's of no consequence. Between the first and second sleeps nothing is real nor truly imagined. The world and the universe contained within have no will of their own, and therefore, will never be. The machinery is in place, created to unchangeable specifications, in such cases it will be or it won't be, but will always have been and for ever will be... est été. Chock it up to the lsd that makes water sparkle if you can't handle unequivocal truths, as there are none. It's all around you, in no particular order just as it is, right behind your eyes man. It sees you. You don't see it. It doesn't exist. You might but prolly not. So what does it all mean? I don't know, ask RTQP.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-08-31 16:42:06
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ming
striggateboiga gonasty plastic bongo 'lectric with the tilly utter madness gonna hango upout and about with adam in the stuff by the stable with the horsies so pretty my tiltmouse so wotor gonna treppy the MIPS plastic whoa there pardner don't hjangoutside down up till the cows howl at the up sunup moon down light a little in the morn
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-08-28 02:00:04
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so there.
stabbing the keyboard in RAPID. STABBING. MOTIONS. because werzner herdzog is suck a fucking zog why he gotta zo sog, dog? why he gotta dog? at least i got a charming low-res jpeg of a little blond girl hugging a little brown horse as a big white horse looks dead-on at the camera and and smiles. do you have that as the background of your yugo post, werzner? i thot not
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-08-27 22:02:25
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lazers of happenstance

"...Nature, as a reality, is a fallacy. The unencumbered soul lives outside this concoction; life is, to be sure, a series of lazers emanating from an infinite number of cubes. These cubes of perfect symmetry remain outside of time, perpetually delivering lazers into the essence of maphabillity, i.e. the human condition. Said lazers set maphabillity into motion by introducing a deliberate, controlled state of entropy..."



-The .7 lifestyle: Lazer of happenstance. 7th ed
Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-08-14 01:02:13
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phase lock correcqted
fouting montey is fleb keeber grot, so when you slay the krob, feen fop blim blam corrosive marmalade. then, you think you'll find that that thing that i sent ya that time (no, the other one) to be found. a found idea ingleeb! unlike, say, a small pod of milk substitute for ladies to keep in their purrses -- an idea which the author finds to be a terrible idea. on the other out of hand, a man who carries a house fridge to a work cubicle is likely to be the sort of chap likely to be duped into thinking such a purrchase would, indeed, likely be a good idea. it is not
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-08-04 00:42:30
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bad gravy
We have to be able to get the same thing as a beaver's dam.
beaver gravy beekeeper gravy in other words gravy gravy.
Mama's gravy Pappa's gravy gravy in the cupboards.
Gravy in fridge gravy in the oven.
Don't touch the gravy don't smell the gravy.
Hard gravy soft gravy don't mess with the beaver's gravy.
Grandma's gravy ain't no painted gravy; gravy gravy.
Gravy gravy gravy.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-07-31 16:51:50
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good grape
it was the eighteenth fortitude of chobbnekker (the wrecker) in a rising house of the pulmanory destroyer (lord tomato), tuesday. when it happened: vlitmliari ate himself in reverse and appeared at my feet -- uneaten! -- mad as a bog scorpion. vlitmliari demanded -- demanded -- that i not eat grapes in the store, i haven't paid for those grapes yet, that's shoplifting, he insisted.

"i'm not sure what you mean," i said, popping another grape (into my gaping maw), "i don't even like grapes."

so, trust a traveller -- don't hit up an acropolis rising in the house of lord tomato, cos even da grapes gibbe ye griefe
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-07-11 23:47:02
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patent meditation
#1640 -- see #1640.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-07-11 23:37:01
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cure for a wandering third eye
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-07-11 23:31:05
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data gleam
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Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-07-01 01:44:10
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also they're empty inside
Bunnies make dirt bike noises
Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-05-18 16:54:38
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strategic busiiness
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Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-05-17 16:57:07
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tip of the day
the intellect makes sense of emotional nonsense triggered by sensory input of reactions to actions based on the decisions of the intellect. refusing to make sense is but one way to break this cycle
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-05-08 04:10:53
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Pious Armadillo
Armadillo, armadillo. Armadillo, armadillo. Armadillo. Pious armadillo.. Pompous armadillo. Armadillo, armadillo. Armadillo. Pious armadillo.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-05-08 00:42:18
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