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| energy duck smooth toothpaste the experience your mouth the bomb. smash placque mouth mit vesuvius (tm) patent under even the most stringent of gingerivitis circumstance. eat buick, get gas, live life -- for less than price of Traditional Easter Nerds® toothpaste | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-04-21 19:54:24 | |
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| Traditional Easter Nerds® toothpaste | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-04-21 18:11:59 | |
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| it's the only way to pay | |
| the man is addled that i'm getting entropy into his pool. i am hiding in an aioli micr0cosm of dinosaur graft, and i am in no mood to get out. the waiter brings me my check, and mastercard teleports me out of this parallel universe | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-04-15 05:56:21 | |
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| elbowa bounce me the elbow | |
| tweed zackett outstrips interstitial marmoset bargain matrix the horde cheboygenesis my tutti the velocimommy. telt wing 15, you have your order | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-04-15 05:45:26 | |
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| DAMGED TSB PORT | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-04-12 16:00:34 | |
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| stardate -9001 + 3i | |
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i thot: nanite jim had better have those housatonic particles for me, or he's going to eat the south end of my armalite battleminger 4000, with the the particle beam set to extra burn.
fortunately for me -- and, actually, much more fortunately for nanite jim -- he had 'em. it was on with stage two of the mission.... bursts of ionized helium staggered by me in a photon-induced haze. truly, this was not an upscale neighborhood... but, i had a contact in a dive bar with a sentient particle beam that could, with the proper down-incentive, furnish me with the access code to the zyberborgiane xyzzyix. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-04-02 02:12:03 | |
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| xPct | |
| my pivot laser is your excelsior dub. hy[ertenses the river of messhuugulachusetts binary poems in autumn are now out of aligment and you refuse to give them more.t appart trarlk coniiffs qoitingly undermidst the underpresent expatriate commune. fitzgerald kentuckey veduzengebloigen von mitzfeltzkried non pappa plil. didn't xpqt dat, didU? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-03-31 03:34:14 | |
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| tjings happen | |
| there i was, the veritable cyberperogie haxing utmost tweens unto mine own self. unsure about i was jist about toweet treeviously -- and i find it inferniating; i cannot remember ibn=nthe vsn vsn csnnt vs vs n vs cabbest. have u ever remember tjat fong u cant' re,e,ember? yeh. yeh | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-03-29 03:43:27 | |
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| buzz tracker feed hacker | |
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the woman disappears, and her cloud-pattern mumu turns into a balloon and drifts upwards. it gets stuck against the corregated aluminum ceiling of the garage. for some reason, this troubles you immensely.
the sound of a set of silverware being thrown down stairs, run through paulstretch, slowed 50x "Are we in the information age?" I ask. "Dude, shut up." says a voice from the back. i suppose a sort of faith in the order of the universe. if it's time, it will show up. if it's not, it won't. meanwhile, i'm not in a rush. it's a funny sort of memory, that only works in reverse. i just let the marbles roll through my brain tubes, weasels restructuring tubes constantly, the marbles land, the universe has decided. this is the process i use to pick table, chair, and chair orientation when i deign to grace the mall food court (the one with the flowy ocean arc roof window) with my vote. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-03-16 06:49:52 | |
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| Alpaca for scale | |
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send nudes 4 alpaca, nevermind she don't want nudes... |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-03-07 17:41:09 | |
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| Socio-political oblogations | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-02-12 20:11:25 | |
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| We are unfinished Sudokus | |
| We are Not looking too deep into the NTS sessions, sry | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-01-22 18:13:03 | |
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| WiFi Error | |
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Failed to schporkle. Please reestablish link and try again. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2019-01-16 18:51:24 | |
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| here's a better idea | |
| oh, come on... we're all a collage. i didn't invent computers. i didn't invent binary. heck, i didn't even invent numbers, and i use them every day -- like they're nothin'. don't pay nobody any royalties for numbers. this good idea i had, like, it's just crushed up fragments of previous good ideas | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-01-05 01:09:50 | |
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| dis dood rite here | |
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eats pork everydayaallday jus like shawn |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2018-12-07 17:52:19 | |
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| bethesda bugworx | |
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re: fallout 76 this memo came across my desk, and i am posting it verbatim: See, this is what people don’t understand: Bethesda doesn’t simply create video games, they build interactive, social, multimedia experiences about video games. The bugs, the bags, the pii leaks, the internet rage; those are all just expertly engineered elements of a meta game that simulates the experience of trying to play a game called Fallout 76. This particular metagame is actually quite multilayered and mirrors the player experience of the purported Fallout 76 game: you become a meta vault dweller in a meta vault! It’s a daring and profound commentary on the nature of video games, entertainment, and the human condition. Of course, true gamers know that the real fun isn’t in the meta game, but in the meta meta game, that is: in watching people online work through the Fallout 76 meta game. There are even betting parlors for this type of thing on the dark web, provided you know where to look |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2018-12-06 04:24:30 | |
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| Medical Professionals | |
| Ricedoutyugo along with its subsidiaries wholeheartedly asks you how the fuck you're going to pay your bill that you have not requested so insoforth you have not received. Your bill will be transferred to ricedoutyugo collections agency yesterday. If you have requested your bill and so far as such paid your bill you can still pay it again and we will take your money even as so far in such we have never sent you a bill but are stating in this post you owe us money, we're pretty sure, and must request a bill whether you paid it or or even have a bill, call us if you want but we won't know anything and just keep sending you letters stating you have a bill that you probably paid but we still want you to know you have a bill but we don't know where it is or how to get it to you that's not our department here's a cute onesie though. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2018-11-20 17:54:21 | |
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| Neo-vaporwave historian | |
| Welcome to the parquet lounge™ | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2018-10-14 01:06:10 | |
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| some guy's livestream be like | |
| set it to a color and set it to a color and set it to black so you know what's going on with the spots. that doesn't really look like underwater, does it? so the sky's scatter medium, i'll jack the thickness all the way up. i believe it's black, but you can go in and load your own black just in case... now, the scale, depends on the scene, and your scene's scale. now we're just going to go into... sorry, got lost... we're going to.. go.. into.. ok... we change the scale of the scene, and it kind of changes the scale of the fog, and i'm looking for a place when the fog just makes things kind of disappear. i'm going to go back to my bro-graph spotlight... you're gonna go to da power... and i'm really gonna crank that sucka up. we should be able to see this in realtime | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2018-10-04 00:50:11 | |
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| it's a facqt | |
| a man, across the room, confined within a laptop, speaks of the default cube, and his box, and his fog. he is unaware he is inside a laptop, and that i am actually done eating pizza. like -- all. done. i had a big lunch u noe | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2018-10-04 00:23:32 | |
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