Riced Out Yugo
the fact of the mattress
it's not mattress,
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-06-16 23:54:31
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waves
pish posh ticker twap enabled couchmobile trusted with nulligans -1 * 2i for the fruit basket for the fruit for the breakfast for the for for 5 bird snow angel early the harley bird resign to complete the the, the. no. yes. ok. the time is 7:01
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-06-02 11:01:51
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FW: BILDERBERG 2020
SUP GUYS,

HEY I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD HAVE NEXT YEARS AT MY IN-LAWS? THEY GOT A SWEET POOL AND I LIVE REAL CLOSE BY. WE CAN GO SWIMMING... THEN MAYBE WE CAN RIDE BIKES DOWN TO MY HOUSE. I'LL EVEN PICK UP A OUIJA BOARD AND WE AN CONTACT TY COBB AFTER... ANYWAY...LMK K? OH YEA HAPPY NEW WORLD ORDER BROS..

-SHITBOWL
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-05-31 16:33:17
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the race, the game, the rave, the give
racing gummi worms on the midnite infobahn, i am at peace. melting polysaccharides yearn for exit from the bank parking lot, expressing their enthusiasm with diachronic dribbles.

but how long has the race been going on? i know not. i doubt it's been days, but it very well could have been hours. certainly more than a few minutes; that is for certain.

their colleague, corporate coffee mug, is far ahead of them in the race. how the heck does a coffee mug wind up on the far side of the tracks? it races, that's how. you may not see it moving, but trust me, that sucka is fast
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-30 13:13:02
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shroppin glist
  • nedgeducker
  • omniclese
  • troumango™
  • gnattius finch
  • lipton acid
  • grawjerries
  • sousified tambourine dash
  • mixolingo
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-26 05:41:28
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the odd s
Eat a tangerine, snuff a Buick, and capture a mercurial titmouse. Then we will see what your unverified information architecture has to say about the viability of quantum random walks on whether or not the morning train is late. Then and only then will we will see who is right about the coffee machines mercurial tendencies, thus requiring the static discharge of titmouse QuiBids in a supercooled tank of distilled, pasteurized Fanta. Until I know whether or not the universe is deterministic however, I cannot rightly speculate on the elevator.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:58:30
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typical mcdonalds
Rage magnet is not a force quitter. rage magnet does not take kindly to your childish remarks. Rage magnet will not accept a 5% discount card for use on its next purchase. Rage magnet is not a disciple of the cost-cutting architecture. Rage bag that will not buy your inferior postcards for the glosses posthaste. Rage magnet is peeling out of the drive-thru.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:51:17
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Doo wop plop
If you pee pee pee pee pee do you pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee i c c c c c boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo dupa dupa boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poopity poop poopity poopity poop poop boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo poo poo poo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo yeah

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:39:39
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letter
The fact of the matter is that I did the whole thing and I have the rapper credentials to prove it. Society is all up in my wild matrix and incompatible tangerine spelled my majestic under brain with incomprehensible incorrigible d spring terrible Vesuvius horse pucky.

I will not tolerate any further impingements on my right to perschnese. Vesuvius titmouse will exfiltrate this horse pucky with most haste or there will be consequences of magnitude with unlimited magnet.

The mixed reaction to mix tangerine has been met with further mixed reactions with the potential for unmixed reactions to surface at any moment like ants coming for a donut. tonight my mind got lost in a supermarket kit Isle of the news story and I almost didn't find my way out because there was a lady with a camera trying to interview me as I was going to get truffle fries and then I thought I was in a new story and now you know
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:33:27
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duly noted
Vicks true V8 influenced trait Mill twiglets 20 wingo baca buca either pick a kugel Scrabble wobblesquid de que es melting wax batik 5 but I don't know what the fear I have ultimately squiglet sand pool in an n n n n turkey duly noted duly noted
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:09:40
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announcement
Help it to bits the harbinger of the information Network vice president clipper burrito 816 potassium units with the information of potential to great benefit of America . Rice president burrito eat Smurf matrix capitalized wiggy wiggy wiggy all the way we we we we go. Messing with Smurfs is another smurf smurf smurf spare change Auto part card discount melting wax upon the information matrix of stupendous malarkey graciously undisclosed by our forefathers in their uninhibited run on the Kmart bargain aisle of scented candles off the mind and other assorted parents should anyone wish to complain please call Steve but I don't have his number so I guess you're kind of out of luck there. Thank you and I will hang up the intercom phone
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:03:19
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call stack brinksmanship
crosstacular fingulations are my specialty, but don't quote me on that. i'm excellent with cross-mannerisms as well, albiet not with the same crisp punch of synthetic nosehair, $12.99. better than the real nosehair, if you are unable to gro nosehair, etc. sssmubject to terms and cronditionsms of mannertacular crosspicudity
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 03:13:56
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GESCOM ISSUES
I accidentally listened to keynell 3 times yesterday, wanna fight about it?
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-05-05 17:40:32
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energy duck
energy duck smooth toothpaste the experience your mouth the bomb. smash placque mouth mit vesuvius (tm) patent under even the most stringent of gingerivitis circumstance. eat buick, get gas, live life -- for less than price of Traditional Easter Nerds® toothpaste
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-04-21 19:54:24
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Traditional Easter Nerds® toothpaste
  • 5 part calcium carbonate
  • 1 part diatomaceous earth
  • 2 parts baking soda
  • 3 parts xylitol powder
  • 3 parts coconut oil (organic)
  • 2 parts nerds® candy (finely ground)
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-04-21 18:11:59
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it's the only way to pay
the man is addled that i'm getting entropy into his pool. i am hiding in an aioli micr0cosm of dinosaur graft, and i am in no mood to get out. the waiter brings me my check, and mastercard teleports me out of this parallel universe
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-04-15 05:56:21
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elbowa bounce me the elbow
tweed zackett outstrips interstitial marmoset bargain matrix the horde cheboygenesis my tutti the velocimommy. telt wing 15, you have your order
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-04-15 05:45:26
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DAMGED TSB PORT

Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-04-12 16:00:34
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stardate -9001 + 3i
i thot: nanite jim had better have those housatonic particles for me, or he's going to eat the south end of my armalite battleminger 4000, with the the particle beam set to extra burn.

fortunately for me -- and, actually, much more fortunately for nanite jim -- he had 'em. it was on with stage two of the mission....

bursts of ionized helium staggered by me in a photon-induced haze. truly, this was not an upscale neighborhood... but, i had a contact in a dive bar with a sentient particle beam that could, with the proper down-incentive, furnish me with the access code to the zyberborgiane xyzzyix.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-04-02 02:12:03
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xPct
my pivot laser is your excelsior dub. hy[ertenses the river of messhuugulachusetts binary poems in autumn are now out of aligment and you refuse to give them more.t appart trarlk coniiffs qoitingly undermidst the underpresent expatriate commune. fitzgerald kentuckey veduzengebloigen von mitzfeltzkried non pappa plil. didn't xpqt dat, didU?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-03-31 03:34:14
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