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| Hay did u ever find that torx bit bruv?? | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-09-26 16:39:52 | |
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| there's only one page 24 in any book | |
| Instinct is nature's answer to an immediate obligation. Attraction, although much like instinct, introduces a further freedom to the critter, beyond the simplicity of instinct. Maphabillity, i.e. the knowledged (human) existence, complicates the critter's life exponentially. How does one justify such complications and live without question? One simply doesn't. As far as the critter can attain, this unjustifiable complication is existence. And it's coo | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-09-16 21:16:19 | |
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| of utilitarians... | |
| When the pizza fits the puzzle they'll know. Tri-level aqueouses exist in this world but the 12th dimensional liquid can't swing that kind jazz, in any case it's of no consequence. Between the first and second sleeps nothing is real nor truly imagined. The world and the universe contained within have no will of their own, and therefore, will never be. The machinery is in place, created to unchangeable specifications, in such cases it will be or it won't be, but will always have been and for ever will be... est été. Chock it up to the lsd that makes water sparkle if you can't handle unequivocal truths, as there are none. It's all around you, in no particular order just as it is, right behind your eyes man. It sees you. You don't see it. It doesn't exist. You might but prolly not. So what does it all mean? I don't know, ask RTQP. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-08-31 16:42:06 | |
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| ming | |
| striggateboiga gonasty plastic bongo 'lectric with the tilly utter madness gonna hango upout and about with adam in the stuff by the stable with the horsies so pretty my tiltmouse so wotor gonna treppy the MIPS plastic whoa there pardner don't hjangoutside down up till the cows howl at the up sunup moon down light a little in the morn | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-08-28 02:00:04 | |
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| so there. | |
| stabbing the keyboard in RAPID. STABBING. MOTIONS. because werzner herdzog is suck a fucking zog why he gotta zo sog, dog? why he gotta dog? at least i got a charming low-res jpeg of a little blond girl hugging a little brown horse as a big white horse looks dead-on at the camera and and smiles. do you have that as the background of your yugo post, werzner? i thot not | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-08-27 22:02:25 | |
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| lazers of happenstance | |
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"...Nature, as a reality, is a fallacy. The unencumbered soul lives outside this concoction; life is, to be sure, a series of lazers emanating from an infinite number of cubes. These cubes of perfect symmetry remain outside of time, perpetually delivering lazers into the essence of maphabillity, i.e. the human condition. Said lazers set maphabillity into motion by introducing a deliberate, controlled state of entropy..." -The .7 lifestyle: Lazer of happenstance. 7th ed |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-08-14 01:02:13 | |
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| phase lock correcqted | |
| fouting montey is fleb keeber grot, so when you slay the krob, feen fop blim blam corrosive marmalade. then, you think you'll find that that thing that i sent ya that time (no, the other one) to be found. a found idea ingleeb! unlike, say, a small pod of milk substitute for ladies to keep in their purrses -- an idea which the author finds to be a terrible idea. on the other out of hand, a man who carries a house fridge to a work cubicle is likely to be the sort of chap likely to be duped into thinking such a purrchase would, indeed, likely be a good idea. it is not | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-08-04 00:42:30 | |
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| bad gravy | |
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We have to be able to get the same thing as a beaver's dam. beaver gravy beekeeper gravy in other words gravy gravy. Mama's gravy Pappa's gravy gravy in the cupboards. Gravy in fridge gravy in the oven. Don't touch the gravy don't smell the gravy. Hard gravy soft gravy don't mess with the beaver's gravy. Grandma's gravy ain't no painted gravy; gravy gravy. Gravy gravy gravy. |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-07-31 16:51:50 | |
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| good grape | |
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it was the eighteenth fortitude of chobbnekker (the wrecker) in a rising house of the pulmanory destroyer (lord tomato), tuesday. when it happened: vlitmliari ate himself in reverse and appeared at my feet -- uneaten! -- mad as a bog scorpion. vlitmliari demanded -- demanded -- that i not eat grapes in the store, i haven't paid for those grapes yet, that's shoplifting, he insisted.
"i'm not sure what you mean," i said, popping another grape (into my gaping maw), "i don't even like grapes." so, trust a traveller -- don't hit up an acropolis rising in the house of lord tomato, cos even da grapes gibbe ye griefe |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-07-11 23:47:02 | |
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| patent meditation | |
| #1640 -- see #1640. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-07-11 23:37:01 | |
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| cure for a wandering third eye | |
| u bocky so bocky ned bagel she barter done trubble so diffa got dotta no differ hop skipinna jumpa hop hoppina clappina clippinnacloppiaena close the window, lock the window, pull down the windowshade. dunt dunt dunt clap. duntyi aroo. close the window, lock the window, pull down the windowshade. close the window, lock the window, pull down the windowshade. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-07-11 23:31:05 | |
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| data gleam | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-07-01 01:44:10 | |
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| also they're empty inside | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-05-18 16:54:38 | |
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| strategic busiiness | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-05-17 16:57:07 | |
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| tip of the day | |
| the intellect makes sense of emotional nonsense triggered by sensory input of reactions to actions based on the decisions of the intellect. refusing to make sense is but one way to break this cycle | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-05-08 04:10:53 | |
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| Pious Armadillo | |
| Armadillo, armadillo. Armadillo, armadillo. Armadillo. Pious armadillo.. Pompous armadillo. Armadillo, armadillo. Armadillo. Pious armadillo. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-05-08 00:42:18 | |
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| riced out engrams | |
| the H129-26 Vyperizer (tm) from ROI (rtm) assists hypermodulation of ascpenct valvery much like that of the H129-25 Vyperizer (tm) from ROI (rtm) -- which assists hypermodulation of vesuvius-titmouse condensation to facilitate deeper arc(h)ing of the pan-synaptic trap -- with the exception being that the H129-26 Vyperizer (tm) from ROI (rtm) assists in the process of ricing out engrams. in this example, patented technology injects tigers into everyday memrawries to facilitate a more purrfect existancmeow future of meowkind meow meowgmented mealty meal roarity roar meow singularity morsels meow meow meow sneep | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-04-30 00:54:05 | |
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| cakes | |
| one can only hope for a time when agent moe rescues alaskan larry in the guise of the fanman with a fatman plan. microwaves would be ostracized in this new splinter of reality -- thrice. plants would grow backwards. trees could gently grow the wind, if they would (if you will). do as thou shalt be the crow of the caw. cupcakes. cupcakes. cupcakes | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-04-26 03:59:56 | |
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| twelp twibble | |
| twelp twibble pweep pwork plap plam scyaethitti poppitti boombitty ba ba botty back sleep easy on your roll. regex backreference snax takes a toll -- we have a leak. i didn't tell you because i knew you wouldn't believe me until you figured it out for yourself. there is orange marmalade in the sky and i find it to be beautiful, but that does not excuse your strange devotion to cupcakes. beepity boopity bop bop beep. yaealp. peep pelp. poop pop. pip pwop. twip twap. kerpebble. i don't write this shit here, man, i just work there, man, in this brain full of weasels everywhere. man | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-04-26 03:47:22 | |
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| wen ur friends come over and ur all like oi ked peep trax but then u realise u got no real m8s. | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-04-24 16:32:07 | |
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