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wat happen
I thought we shelved that qanon AI in like 2007, this is a PR disaster.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2021-01-16 00:26:56
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HYPERFUKBOT is a predictive text
HYPERFUKBOT is a predictive text.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-01-15 01:21:18
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TOST BRED

on reflection, it was perhaps a silly idea to put rice in the toaster

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-01-14 05:27:54
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resolutions

for my new year's resolution this year i would like to learn how to make rice

edit: whoops, almost forgot, i wanna cook some grapes too if that's ok

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-01-11 09:51:30
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WE REGRET THE ERROR

We apologise for the fault in the drip-fed apocalypse. Those responsible have been cancelled.

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-01-08 00:00:40
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FUCK

EVERYTHING’S JUST TOO FUCKING FUCKED FOR ME TO GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-01-07 23:56:08
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extravagant issues
Tje jear is 2021 riadio shack is now a vintage t shirt company. the year is 3012 radio shaxl is now a vintage tank top company. the yea ros 4271 radio shack is npw fewds sconesand self aware squirrels to their intaget short company. the year is 5714, radio shack is now a bintahe faux jean short company. the year is 2021, RadioShack is npw a vintage t-shirt company.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-01-05 17:50:21
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Happy New Year 2021 From Riced Out Industries™!

Dear loyal netizens,

2020 has been an unprecedented time. So unprecedented, in fact, that many of us, whether watting from home or on the front lines, feel that this is now the new normal.

In these uncertain times, we at Riced Out Industries™ are certain that this is not the case. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. It might feel like this is just going to go on forever, like there is no end in sight—but we are already more than halfway there. Wo-oah, virus in the air. Take our corporate hand, we’ll make money, we swear.

Of course, we at Riced Out Industries™ are no strangers to isolation. We’ve spent a whole eight years aboard our YUG-2091 Space Colony Ship (we call her Darla), during which we’ve learned the secrets of meaning, both committed and uncommitted suicide, and done countless scientific experiments which will maybe come in useful for something, one day. Many crewmates, including us in PR, have developed a strong desire to murder the entire lineup of Pink Floyd. But we remind ourselves each day that their lead singer George was murdered back down on Earth this year, and this has a pacifying effect, most notably on crew member Gavin Anderson, Head of Security and Arms. At Riced Out Industries™, we pride ourselves on staying in touch with the realities back down on our home planet, and we understand and feel you, man. We may be high up, far away from our old blue marble, but we’re still pretty hip down with da kidz. YOLO, my homies. You Only Launch Once.

We would also like to point out that, while we don’t have COVID-19 on board Darla, we do have our own struggles. After all, it’s not easy living a life of vacuum-borne luxury, whizzing through the starry night, eating more than enough apple pies. Sometimes our internet connection drops below 500Mbps, and that saddens us immensely. Unprecedented levels of Oof, yo.

We value your happiness, loyal netizens; and we hope that 2021 brings to you more precedented times, that you find things more enjoyable, and that you develop improved complacency levels.

Now fuck off, my space buffet’s getting cold

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-01-01 06:55:54
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2020 Review
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2021-01-01 01:20:47
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thats medical

peopel with parkinsons disese are theyre only shaking because they are scared becaise they have parkingson desease.

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2020-12-20 04:36:04
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typical reaction 2 ROY uraguay edition vol II
Posted by shitbowl @ 2020-11-05 02:00:19
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hibrenate
You cannot see the bed, but trust me, there is one. It is a rainbow bed, and there is a pumpkin in there, and it is sleeping. Probably dreaming about being a pumpkin or some shit like that. Anyway, it's a bed. Quest no asktions. Good night, sleep well.
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2020-10-26 01:55:19
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why
Ronald Trump after his secret Chinese bank account is exposed begins taking over the 5g towers
Posted by mouses @ 2020-10-24 03:02:28
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wisdom
beat monkey tree horse tearing up the golf course
Posted by mouses @ 2020-10-17 08:07:57
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BACKGROUND
The successful placement of this pipe is good news for the city of Seguin, Texas.

The city has experienced a series of major problems in its attempt to extend sewer service to the Oak Village North subdivision. Several years ago the city permitted its contractor to destroy a significant number of trees when the sewer line was installed adjacent to the Geronimo Creek at the Seguin Outdoor Learning Center on US 90. The contractor was faulted for its failure to provide portable toilets for its workers, at least one of whom lived in the woods during the project. The next phase of the project began when a new contractor installed a manhole directly adjacent to the creek on the north side of US 90. Subsequent floods washed out much of the soil around the upper section of the manhole's concrete structure, causing a defect that has yet to be properly repaired. This contractor ran into much more serious trouble when the foreman reported they had inadvertently formed a large void under the Union Pacific railroad track while boring under the track. The void was at least partially filled with 100 cubic yards of grout, which the foreman said was insufficient to fill the entire void. Shortly before Thanksgiving of 2011, the project passed under the IH-10 bridge over the Geronimo Creek and reached the point where the pipe would cross the creek. The engineering plan called for the pipe to be installed in a hole bored 5 feet under the bottom of the creek. However, the foreman reported that the pipe had arrived at the creek some 2 feet higher than expected and that he was concerned the pipe would penetrate the side of the creek instead of being installed 5 feet under the creek bottom. His concern became reality when the pipe pierced through the east bank of the creek. Water entered the pipe, flooded the boring trench and made it difficult to properly weld the sections of pipe to one another. The project came to a halt when the pipe was bent during an effort to complete the creek crossing. Seguin eventually filed suit against the contractor and its bonding company. In January 2013, a new contractor built temporary dams across the creek, pumped the creek water around the open section between the two dams, pumped the water from between the two dams, removed the defective pipe (which was lying on the creek bottom) and excavated a trench across the creek. A pre-welded 155-feet long, 30-inch diameter steel carrier pipe was successfully placed on a bed of gravel in the trench the evening of January 23, 2013, during a well coordinated operation by excavator operators whose respective machines on opposite sides of the creek lifted and then lowered the pipe by means of sturdy straps. The pipe was covered with a concrete cap the next day. Assuming this crossing performs as designed, the sewer pipes now being installed in the subdivision will be connected to the pipe that crossed the creek sometime during the next few months. Hopefully, the excavated banks of the creek will not experience severe erosion during the next rise and the vegetation and trees that once covered this major excavation project will eventually return.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2020-10-10 05:22:52
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GRAPE CRIMES
RECENTLY A SPHERE OF PLASMA RECREATED ITSELF OVER SOVIET BRAZIL. STAND BY FOR FURTHER BROADCASTS. DO NOT SET EMERGENCY FLANGES. GOOGLED "EMERGENCY", NOTHING RELEVANT TO CURRENT SITUATION. MIKE PARADINAS DECLARED DEAD DURING DIPLOMATIC MISSION. FACTS NOW DETERMINED TO BE FICTION AMONGST NEW BADGER INVESTIGATION. INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR: EEL FOUND INSIDE SUBWOOFER. QANON SINCE 2003, UNCLEAR MOTIVES ESTABLISHED. GRAPES ARE MURDER. TERRY DAVIS IS ALIVE, DREXCIYA IS ALIVE. DISCONTINUE MESSAGE.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2020-10-04 03:50:48
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LARGE BIRDS

them are large

Them is a large birds roosting, but you cannot see them because you are either blind or using the Links browser on a Tamagotchi.
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2020-10-03 14:53:15
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Uncle Matt and the flabergasters
Posted by shitbowl @ 2020-09-16 20:59:47
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wok review
1) is this wok performant?
2) would you say this wok is better than other wok(s)
3) would you be willing to write a letter to the ministry of silly woks

thank you and god bless.

--ukmangu killeranimanjiwok,
prince, heir to the throne
internet cafe, 419, nigeria
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2020-09-03 00:56:42
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TRIANGULAR ARCHITECTURE

Behold, Loyal Netizens,

an architectural marvel of our Modern Times. Constructed by the Large and Reasonably Intelligent Peoples of Pangaea in the Year of Our Cone 6, the Q Headquarters are a demonstration of our might and resilience throughout all of Time.

This is an image of a building which you cannot see for whatever reason, so I shall describe it to you. Yes, even those who are blind shall see. So anyway, the building defies geometry. The building says Q. Only Q. You like the building. You must like it. Hail the Q Headquarters. Hail the TRIANGULAR and CONIFEROUS architecture.

so yeah, it’s a pretty fucking fancy palace imho, if we do say so ourselves, which we do, because look at its downright majestic stature and impressive typography. That is not something you will get from your average store-bought Headquarters, oh nononono! Nay, this is something else, and it is Pretty Freakin’ Radical™, if we do say so ourselves again, which we once again do, because, well, it is.

If you have any questions, please feel free to fax them to us. We do not actually have any legit answers but we’ll be happy to make some up for you :D

Cheers,

TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY
Building Lad and Fax Line Administrator at Riced Out Construction

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2020-09-01 13:49:51
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