Riced Out Yugo
-antibiotics-
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-11-16 14:56:49
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Gerbal
Feel the Yeast
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-11-02 02:23:51
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octotrash.com
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Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-10-15 16:47:25
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aaauughAAAugh
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-10-07 04:09:59
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PP
PP
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-10-07 03:25:47
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p&parlay
shut up and touch my toenails
  because i've 40 pentagrams for sale
      let us sit down,
    discuss this bargain
   over an utmost pitcher of ale.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-10-07 03:11:36
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stit it iti tit titit itit ittt iti yiy
sittit tititi aitiiti titiit gigiigi fififiif ghugugugu gugugu ofofof lklappa sifidifsdfiosfik fos0o sdngsid neogensis sjdkf9dfigsdkfnmsd rice pudding gg89g898g8g8g8g8g 49 sdfjds89f9sdf9sd9 49 sdfhjdfgjjdfg fjkkfkfkfk GREU GRUE GRUE BLEU GRUE gjgjjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgj gjgjjgjgjgjg gjjgjgjgj fjfj9fj9fj99fj gfj909f9f9g idj fgndkfgn digjh digjdi0gj digjdifdgfihndhjgjidjjdfjodfjod fdjgfjdgjgfjkjkg gfdjkl dgfjkldgfjklj dgfjkl dgjkl dgjkl dgjkl jkl djkl dfgjkl dfgjkl dgfjkl dgfjkl dfjkl dgf jkl dfjkl jkl dgfjkl dgfjkl dgfjkl dgfjkldgfldgfu890dgf890890dgf890 d890 dgf890 dfg890 dgf890 dgf890 dgf890 dg890 gdfkudfjkljkldgfjkldfgjkldgfjkldgfjklr7890u908dru890g dugjuio dhjiohjiodf odfuio g uodfoguiud8ofg89ojdfgiojdfogidjoifgjiodfjidgfojdfiogjdfiogjiodgfi90ju89dgfuouodfiguio and so on
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-10-07 02:55:56
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cheez gota sta of da juic
SOAP
MAKES
WATER
WETTER
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-10-05 23:34:18
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trumpy too
map has been altered with sharpie
disclaimer: map has been altered with sharpie
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-10-02 02:09:12
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peanut speck has migration strategy
it is bist bist BIST bist and fronc mitzerklebben das seuss. IN THE STACK! (like a panic attic [or a stellar bore]) and furthermore, these rhombuses on this infograph will populate with the torusus... torusiz... tori? in this flowchart over here. there will be a break for a small piece of cheese, and sessions should begin borculating overseas as per spec
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-24 16:02:26
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frag
concrete inductor implodes dust collecta
rewires consistent chakra deflecta
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-22 08:01:20
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trunt and sprikwerk
a trunt and sprikwerk what does a series of things. fern is wik mit tichetrit. tacit accrumbulation allows us to get a grip of fings via crumb ... breadstick technology of consciousness. does london exist? theoretically, yes -- but, as i've never been there myself, i have to admit i'm simply taking everyone's word on it. you want words? take boston. there's a boston in london and london had boston before boston had boston, but you go to bad boy wiki p and search "boston" and you get boston, in the USA, even though it was named after the other boston. thus, asking whether or not boston exists, is by extension, asking where boston is located -- like some sort of quantum point cloud.

but what does a series of things? i mean, many things do a series of things, afold of things keep agrip of things.... abreast
things do a series of things do a series of tubes
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-22 06:29:32
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corrupted 90s executive
corporate leroys adjudidicating the archibald resonance for the sake of executive twanky. they got corporate froyo for brains, yo brains corporate fro yo brains fro yo brains got lines on yo lines. PUNKBERRY! i say to thee. dissuading thatcher from his fiscal kamikazibry was bambles tudor the_imbl equation. set constatnt t2o nun. LINDA! MORE COFFEE! can't settle for less than fo fiddy finkenstein, broatyat's constant would flag eddie in the esquire dept getting a page of da nile. LINDA! WHERE'S THAT COFFEEE. what files do we have on barry, anyways? WE GO PLAY HOOP? what is this shit. LINDA! WHERE IS THAT FUCKING COFFEE
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-22 04:48:03
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Mr. Sparkle, this is everything
I bet they got mouth holes cause they probably filter dark matter like those whales filter ocean shit. u no?
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-09-18 22:24:24
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Gold chain propaganda
The Grey's have no anus cause they eat
like pure energy and over evolution have lost their buttholes
so they're like pure energy beings I think
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-09-18 15:54:09
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ketchup'n the why
wat
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-17 04:35:32
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the hayden snare
that did auntie accuse you of eating a buick, hmm? did it give you gas? your insouciant attitude w/rt to the clap programming on the drum machine of your life leaves much to be desired. michael hayden III has also dispressed personal deprivation w/rt to unstochastic nature of your snare. the personal diss of your snare has career consequence(s)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-16 01:12:54
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i am a very fancy man
pixelbreens
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-13 04:35:04
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Free wifi
Do you think all our ups downs lefts rights and all overs are just someone's over there?
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-09-13 00:52:04
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re: totem poll
  1. How often would you say you are a totem pole?
    i cannot recall having ever been a totem poll, but i am sometimes a table leg.

  2. Does your ability to be a totem pole distract you from the futility of existence?

    thinking about my inability to be a totem pole (or, perhaps, my inability to remember being a totem pole) has distracted me from the futility of existence for a few moments, just now. other than that... no.

  3. must repeat lemon for approximately three stages
    lemon lemon LEMON
    lemon LEMON LEMON
    lemon leMON LEMON

  4. Describe the natural lifecycle of the lesser guacamole (1 word maximum)
    guacamole

  5. totem, yes?
    maybe
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-11 00:05:58
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