Hello teamate. Today I will greet you with much esteem as I ask:
Can you? Will you? Hear the cosmic background with me?

hello, i would like one translucent colourful computer please, with a noptical drive and perfect compatibility with Riced Out Yugo

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I sit down at the lonely bar. Outside, the street lamps light up the occasional forms of people passing through. They are not stopping here. Musak is gently drifting from a speaker over in the corner, and i could have sworn i recognised a melody in there.

“The usual?” asks the barman.

“Ah, you know me too well,” i smile.

A moment passes, and the barman places a loaf of bread before me. It’s been a long day. I tuck in.

SOMETHING. SOMETHING. REALLY SOMETHING.
YEA. O YEAH IT'S ABOUT SOMETHING TODAY!!
BYTRIDF THAT'S A WORD, THAT MEANS SOMETHING
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YET? THAT'S FINE
IT MEANS YOU CAN THINK OF SOMETHING.

SOMETHIHG IS THE KEY TO IT AND THE ANSWER TO THE UNIVERSE, WHEN YOU ARRIVE TO IT AND IT WILL TELL YOU WHAT I KNOW. I KNOW SOMETHING AND YOU CAN TOO, IF YOU UNLOCK IT. PAY

THE FULL PRICE IS 80 DOLORES, PLUS SHIPPING, TO UNLOCK SOMETHING. THE KEY TO IT IS PATENCIEN. PTACIENCE WILL REVEAL AL UIGESFH WOW TAF SOMETH

This is not a post about anything. This is a post about nothing. Nothing is here. These words, you see them but they’re not really there. These are just phantom words. And you, dear reader, are a phantom too. Merely an apparition. A spirit. A concept. An idea.

If you thought this was a new paragraph, you’re wrong. It’s not a paragraph at all. It’s a nothing. The nothingness that you are not reading, because it is not there.

If you want to spend your time reading this, you can, but it won’t have mattered. Because this post is not made of matter. It is made of antimatter. Of nothing. Now ain’t that something?

put him in the dishwasher, remembering to get the amount of detergent exactly right. and put a ball in there too, he needs to be kept entertained

put him on the eco setting for more economical washing of your dog. remember hes sensitive okay

TRIANGLE! IS ONLY A LIE! IF YOU DON’T EXPECT IT!!

SO. EXPECT IT.

fucker

hey i don’t mean to interrupt but
HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS

Dear TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY,

Thank you for your enquiry. This is not a glitch, we
have taken your money to fund the refurbishment of
the 7th floor balcony.

Kind regards

Leo Bartlett
Customer Satisfaction Department, Riced Out Bank


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> Dear Riced Out Bank,
> 
> All my money has seemingly vanished from my
> account. I was wondering if this is just a glitch,
> or if this is something to be concerned about.
> 
> Kind regards,
>
> TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY

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