Riced Out Yugo
wanna see my shed?/
RICEDOUTYUGO upon completion of a most recent sharting exercise over the computer, internet, and of the cloud realized the datas of mamy clouds and computer interfaces as such:

KEYWORDS
gross, pawn, hastag, lol penis.

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Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-08-25 19:15:18
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OP-FD-1
Message: fuck, cunt, shit sandwich;
江澤民 / 江泽民 封從德 / 封从德 天安門事件 / 天安门事件;
298883.HAINAN.MOSSAD:TIGHTBEAM;
NOFORN
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-08-21 04:52:47
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it
Age: the algorithms react calculating the variable fluctuations in matters of subtle subjectivity. Matter: inbalance is sometimes as important as balance, but more importantly more of the time it is more important. Space: gaps between things can be larger or smaller depending on context. Perception: things beyond your own being become organised, a cynical creature throughout emerges. Ibex: survival and beyond realms in which time has forgotten. Metal: we are but at a turning point along the road
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-08-17 01:58:11
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Q-RAY BEAM STRIKE FROM MARS
BaQ-Tronic Repulator qant stab regenerator
We have no synchronization. We have no
time to escape the Q-RAY ATTACK
Send the Sun Signal Snap Snare Rush Post Haste
Get the Gear Grapple CAM5 sweep tunnel Align
Tubes up to core temp
FRRREEEEEERRGGGG
RRREEEEEEEEEERRNUTSRREEERRTTTTTT
BEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWTTTTRRRRTTTWWWWW
QQQWWEERRREEEEEEEEEGGGRRR
BRRRRRRRRGRRRRRR

ITS TOO LATE WE ARE ALL LOST

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Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2014-08-09 05:07:07
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Swam Swem Swum Swem Swom

180 180 180 180 160

cake love dock rock trot

sez zes sme tez nak

to de gk ry bo

r a d i o
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2014-08-08 07:31:37
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illicit sandwich
The Eastern European grocer down the block said you could get me some sweet ham bro? Holler at me lates I could totes indulge that shit. I also enjoy red meats. Thanks.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-08-05 23:27:22
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fucking carpetbaggers.
not today, not once, not ever. i can't. i won't. i will not. i shall not. ok. do you get me? can you dig it? can you smell what the zgmmzx is cookin? and thats the bottom line because fuck
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2014-07-20 22:16:57
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News Breaking Point

(AQ News) The President has released a statement loosely implying (but not directly confirming) that his successor might possibly be in a position to perform action(s) that could be equated as "helpful," to the point of being mutually beneficial for all parties involved; perhaps up to the point of some sort of satisfying solution....

(At this point, the president, reeking of cognac, busted beforth from behind the blue curtain, interrupting the podium with a barrage of barely intelligible remarks that AQ news has done its best to cobble together into a continuation of the above statement)

...but, unfortunately the minority party won't let him something something and Snowden upgrading him to a typewriter and fuck off buddy, He's just the president! He's not fucking superman. If he weren't the president, he would likely beat the excrement out of the narrow [ethnic redacted] bottom of the distinguished reporter before him at the time of his statement. He has had enough of your something something.

The president has gone out back for a cigarette. And, presumably, a good cry.


(...is this intrepid reporter a bad enough dude to comfort the president? Stay tuned)

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-07-16 15:33:10
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I also strongly recommend you e-mail Matthew Garrett and James Bottomley; they're the developers of shim and PreLoader

I also strongly recommend you e-mail Matthew Garrett and James Bottomley; they're the developers of shim and PreLoader

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-07-12 18:35:09
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caustic lime
failing to de-clock the pedagogue of infiltration trivalry committed to the information hedgehog resulting in another view, starring another stakeout. the gyvyleplexian sroegnjiak'n clarks chumpled their fempudious trill. HALLUGGAH HALLUGGAH! five pence off cotton swabs
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-07-12 10:53:19
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The Social Lighter Problems
Problem: You are going mental because the lighter you bought is a different colour.
Explanation: One of your friends has your original, you have theirs

Problem: You have no lighters this morning
Explanation: Don't blame anyone, it's natural to pocket something if it's small and in your hand. Brain filing.

Solution: You have more lighters than you did yesterday

The great lighter cycle continues. Get a gas can, never buy one again.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-07-08 17:53:47
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Fractal Fratboy
donut and bagel abduction in alpha phi delta lambda epsilon
Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson) @ 2014-07-05 22:46:10
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Unlimited 1.5% Yugo Back
Upload files to your internet Drop Dox! Log your tubes at the latest revision of Google jQuery sartorial dress! Don't update to the new MapQuest Expedia!

THERE ARE TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS ON THIS KEYBOARD!!!!
Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson) @ 2014-06-10 22:11:17
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fantavirus
Tictictic. Tictictictic.
I stopped to pour the water out of the keyboard again. I was sitting too close to the overhang, and it was still raining. However, I was at a loss to explain where the chili flakes were coming from.
Tic. Tictictic. Tictic tictictic.
Remarkably water-resistant, this one. Just for good measure, though, I continued to empty it out every so often, before the keycaps could submerge.

Just about then, my ride pulled up. "This thing is indestructible," I remarked as I tossed the keyboard into the passenger-side footwell. We then departed in search of a vendor of physically impossible bicycles. The map suggested it was two miles past the place where I once saw a pair of buses turn into giant robots and have a fistfight with one another.

After a couple of wrong turns, we accidentally struck a cyclist, or he struck us; which it was is unclear and depends on the choice of reference frame. We pulled over to help him, but by then he had already sawed off his leg. I decided not to question it.

We never found who was selling the physically impossible bicycles, but we did discover a tree growing through a staircase. The day had worn on from morning to noon and back again.
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2014-06-10 10:31:48
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YUGO INFODATUM A926-3QF
warning: this post has been multiplexed for optimum wat impedance. please adjust your degroggulators civicly.

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-05-29 06:32:46
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PIP309, Lesson 2x05, Season 4, Semester 3, 2019, University X
fiddlefargers funfzeltronik the hate llama twill beak shartz meep tkatckatchkatichthitkchtik YOU STUPID FUCKIN HORSE stop bein horse lol j/k horse u nice horse. carrot. horse drawn2carrot. in new yahhhhktkietoep. the (s)eels, they ruin my sense of longevity. you're all just microcosms in this zone. do you have carrots. do you have carrots. carrots. carttorrts.///~ figgles. the scrimblibules are thus:
  • scrim
  • bkib
  • b0bule
  • jackson tonic
mern them gel soldier, ur depends for on life it. please mind my speech ignition; i lost my legs in the bar. but i am still a lavender bathrobe despite the kyzekylstein infarction tunneling my muons. those dastardly muons, aslways having me in short supply. it was like that episode of "family matters" with a hot air balloon and also carl winslow. hello carl! now that you've ttrrrokhhthhhttrhkkk the kbkimscribbles, hear thus the tactonics of funk:
  • fig
  • wort
  • hairy
  • paprika
this will be on the final judgement, so please be sure to take confession.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-05-29 06:03:15
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Bassline Utopia

AND

some say that on that day he assembled associates in order to create a new world border, once in which space-time would be encompassed. The organ sounded on the off-beats and the breakbeat blared on throughout the night-sky. Nothing was changed. Loss of essential technologies do not cause entire system collapse, colossus will defeat and defy. As I hear the bass tones I prepare the MS4-C notes and push them into the vacuum tube which, god willing, will proceed to MIT. Tubes send and receive, breakdance to resolve the geopolitical strife. God speed. We are not watching you, trapezoid freak circus. Only they are watching themselves if not one then without one in times of context. Sip from the canister and buy your milk from Monsanto, DO EET, RTQP ENGAGE THE STAR WARS SATELITE SYSTEM, WE MUST REBEL. THIS ACT OF WAR MUST NOT GO UNRECOGNISED. WE ARE ONE. WE ARE INDEPENDENT, SOMEHOW SIMULTANEOUSLY. CAPS LOCK.

CAPS LOCK!

YES. Stop. If I could fix the interpretive fix I could program the A10 wartohog and the DOD in fusion centres if the intact chinese infact HAARP 0.9hz fix on area I don't know if you could fuix that, fux that, fuize that, fuse into the next subject: thorium fix until economics until the obscene fix the crap tha t juxtaposition on the typewriter in naked lunch it morphs into bugs and when that happens I'll be fuckledb itsdb fg sdm fsdjui uit'sit's the fix the f8ix of the cenutry I have it I understand somehow theb obscene input ouytptu neural somehow totallly interfacing, get the ludsjfkl. slow down, I have something to say and always have done I guess: it's the interaction and the perplexities of social variation. Bad and good are hard terms to define, if you had 3 bags of whoool would you get wool? (ignore that). Truth duders you are fucked up if you are on the target audience, but use it. Use it well. Figure I could fix the in-pbalanc-e-e- of the meta neutrality utopia but I just messed it up with static, differing minds and didffernciating options and opinions. Spanners instead of engine rebuilts, idealistic... I heard from my buddy in prison today we talked about reactors, science is cool. Yes I belong inside because obviously Yugo is totally , he knows that he deserves it. Being a naturally non-violent denizen of western earth inc. I have little relation to rage that caused such devastation, some might say a certain ignorance to such a complex ethical situation. The headlines are a world away from the back story. In what way is Sqaurepusher similar to Ceephax? In interesting ways that's what. Basically be nice to each other, respect other people's shit. I'll be back when I resurrect.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-05-24 02:02:17
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god report to the principal's office
Bugzilla has taken over the city, we NEED you!
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-05-15 19:22:37
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admin note 15721
Please refrain from using the following woodworking jargon in ALL interoffice memos and yugo posts.
  • wood
  • butt joint
  • split
  • butt hinge
  • saddle cramp
  • crotch
  • nail/nailing
  • drill
  • rail
  • wedging
  • softwood
  • hardwood
  • tear out
Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-05-15 11:41:41
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typical reaction fig 49.21c
we present to you, the concerned viewer, a typical cliordisprissant to vesuvius cloud reaction, yugo vector, fig 49.21c

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-05-12 23:46:06
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