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Posted by Atomdrache @ 2015-05-07 14:39:45
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wtf is a yoga pants
Posted by shitbowl @ 2015-04-30 22:53:16
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transcript
My name is full OSHA Alicia O'Brien. Originally from Russia delivers. I wasn't out there are now is home. From often hinge and or oil from half an inch. How's that they need. Found by a police officer and shape. When my mom just slapped me on the street and walked away. If it wasn't a police officer Alan and didn't bill I. Come in no way I'm just so happy when I have now. Where I wish. Kids over there how this experiences mind. Just giving my fourth marathon. She really coach. Race against the top racers. Craig from that's fine insulin take me out really go. Do change. Craig is. A stage director. Of dust bunnies and he is my friend that I like to run when. That's finest and me is. One of the best programs out there in there world finds a job. That also makes showed you know I can job. The one employee anyway that you don't want him. May understand where he's coming from who. The nonjudgmental. Until they don't want there is no you can't do that under this. I want the world to know 11 wins grave and Dylan was just. The world and there was. We want them to know I'm not chilly feel bad. Because they can. He didn't do it. You know make entire way. pfft, yog
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-04-22 21:38:16
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the past & links to most of the rest
I posted up a shitload of Flippers in the past & links to most of the rest -- So unreleased material & alternate versions. THE COLORS ARE VERY GOOD...THESE ARE GETTING VERY VERY HARD TO FIND AND VERY EXPENSIVE..CRIMPED CORNERS...AS USUAL....76-year-old salesman "Diamond" Jimmy Roy has sold everything from used cars to antiques to jewelery. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF IOWA CO-LATERAL BONDS SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF SPACE. It's a story about a guy who's been locked up for doing the most American activity possible
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-04-22 20:49:33
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politics 'n shit
The board of .7 officially nominates Hickory Dinton for politics. Dinton is all up in that politics. Dinton owns only dry clean only politics wear. Dinton IS politics. Politics politics politics piklfs poligv pokgxshybcs pljgv polugvrixs lhugdsis polyg cd sc pilaf pu kk hcjdcpolihfc H%(0)%p poŁ{~gicds.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2015-04-15 22:54:28
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HITLER WAS A CAMWHORE
there was a sticker that said HITLER WAS A CAMWHORE on her bumper. i felt like this meant something, but it probably didn't -- i get that sort of passing notion from time to time, as one time leaks into another. in fact, it occurred to me that i could've been hallucinating the sticker -- which would be a bit of a problem, as i realize i've gotten bumpers and asses mixed up again. juicy. fnord. camlord.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-04-07 01:08:38
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headerimg hits capacity, ROI considering cutbacks
People of yugodom, .5 has uncovered exclusive information that headerimg may be cut down due to economic fluctuations in China.

Some parties fear that this may bring on a new era of censorship into the headerAImg regime, hatgur had this to say: "Frankly less pictures of hats causes severe declines in our commission rate, these new policies may bankrupt us".

This is not the first time radical background image changes have caused controversy, a big title™ press release announced that headerimg was 8.398% less safe for work causing privacy concerns for no apparent reason. If ROI were to dump stock, this would cause great losses for BIGTIT. Foul play in the markets may ironically cause a stabilization of the figures, more in at 10.7
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2015-04-04 23:27:37
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Abbeloos
Abbeloos, Abbeloos O., Abbeloos Oliver, Abbeloos Olivier, Abecoss, O Abbeloos, O. Abbelcos, O. Abbeloos, O. Abbelooss, O. Abeloos, O. Appeloos, O.Abbeloos, Oliber Abbeloos, Oliver Abbeloos, Oliver Abbelous, Oliver Abeloos, Olivier "Conga Squad", Olivier Abbaloos, Olivier Josepha Abbeloos, Q. Abdebos, Q. Aboebos
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-03-24 08:39:35
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lug vault
I bought the internet but forgot my oassworf; so I got stuffed into ghos vortex and its akl wat.

-grocery clerk
Posted by shitbowl @ 2015-03-15 23:01:37
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these are the stories of the starshark enterprises
a blender of 90s web design and legal documents distorting the intentions of a sketchy nigerian, balkelite rotary fone for $50obo, probably not 3g compatible. is it ice pellets just because the yahoo weather widget says it's ice pellets? or is it actually snow? can yahoo school me on the history of plastics? dammit, jim, i'm a shark, not a petrochemist. i can't metabolize coffee off the carpet, and this documentation is like earth science class. i can see these pages are older, but this one cutting through it right here is much newer, see? that's because the html was pressurized into liquid magma and it squired through the nginxnious, the sedementary, and six layers of amazon load balancing before the squires caught it. the contract claws is a killer -- and that's coming from a real spaceship yo
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-03-04 22:36:35
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Famous Singer Falls on Stage
no, not the pope... sorry just gotta make this post so I can relink it every. fucking. year.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2015-02-27 05:38:38
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Ulysses standard
VHS tapes

brow canyon
° DNS justice
Bosnian pharmacy
Ł15 gangsters
incorporated zarf production
Posted by shitbowl @ 2015-02-21 16:05:53
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hax wiggle
warbler emits field while effect. nose widget causes iridium pancake .5 whilst amongst. canada goose jackets, cheap jackets, sale now
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2015-01-31 17:23:45
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the toleration of steve
i walked up to the context bar and ordered a fifth wall. steve was on me before the bartender hand even tendered to the maxin'. dreadful steve. we all feared his halitosis, and his penchant for telling war stories about being the janitor at an elementary school. yes, steve, the mop snapped. goddamit steve. but ofter the fifth wall was hordr'd dup, thkngs wpere palenty and goood
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-31 01:42:02
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could help it; didn't.
tune nozzle, what is your bismuth? qa'int hairtuti and the zepp crambizzle, dow joo u pwns dem raspberry? i am slightly. i think i am in the early stages of torvalds syndrome. do you have any nickles? thanks
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-27 19:13:52
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page
flavor control to the spanish pavilion. flavor control to the spanish pavilion. flavor control to the spanish pavilion. flavor control to the spanish pavilion. flavor control to the spanish pavilion. flavor control to the spanish pavilion.

flavor control to the spanish pavilion.

spanish pavilion, you have a light transfer on line three. spanish pavilion, please mail coffee to poland. spanish pavilion, do you think i look fat in this dress? spanish pavilion, do you still love me?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-27 19:01:53
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certified fragment
he was harvesting aminotoxins and cytopoisons of his own misgibbons. sweedish jpegs scattered around in ruins, untranslated. how did tony montana know about the mushrooms? why was the lettuice? why was the lettuice? why not, i suppose, it happens to the prestabus
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-25 02:11:25
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sales pitch
1982 hinklepuss no vaporware, clamshell convertable, has the sync mod, 3.02 OS IC firmware but not installed 2.4 you can do it yourself. tilt wagon buss runs to a gibbons hex wabbit and the dj crosshairs sync up through a nose fibre. i got the whole setup going through laphroaig class 9 double malt preamp, straight into 900 watts of calamity. hold onto your tuning forks, boys. 64k miles or best otter, don't hesitate or the parking will break ya
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-25 02:05:21
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do u wear polkadot pajamas?
I have no car.
So I drive my no car.
Sometimes rain.
Sometimes no rain.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2015-01-19 02:53:55
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HeaderAImg
Patterns in the brain align. F5s become colourful metaphors, wondering if it's echos of the original patterns that caused the headerimg images to be there. Headerimg takes over NYC, skynet gets formed. Warring tumblr collectors cause riots in paris, ROY offices threatened by extremists. China Manufacturing Ltd. lawsuit causes DDoS.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2015-01-13 02:17:54
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