Riced Out Yugo
Abbeloos
Abbeloos, Abbeloos O., Abbeloos Oliver, Abbeloos Olivier, Abecoss, O Abbeloos, O. Abbelcos, O. Abbeloos, O. Abbelooss, O. Abeloos, O. Appeloos, O.Abbeloos, Oliber Abbeloos, Oliver Abbeloos, Oliver Abbelous, Oliver Abeloos, Olivier "Conga Squad", Olivier Abbaloos, Olivier Josepha Abbeloos, Q. Abdebos, Q. Aboebos
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-03-24 08:39:35
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lug vault
I bought the internet but forgot my oassworf; so I got stuffed into ghos vortex and its akl wat.

-grocery clerk
Posted by shitbowl @ 2015-03-15 23:01:37
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these are the stories of the starshark enterprises
a blender of 90s web design and legal documents distorting the intentions of a sketchy nigerian, balkelite rotary fone for $50obo, probably not 3g compatible. is it ice pellets just because the yahoo weather widget says it's ice pellets? or is it actually snow? can yahoo school me on the history of plastics? dammit, jim, i'm a shark, not a petrochemist. i can't metabolize coffee off the carpet, and this documentation is like earth science class. i can see these pages are older, but this one cutting through it right here is much newer, see? that's because the html was pressurized into liquid magma and it squired through the nginxnious, the sedementary, and six layers of amazon load balancing before the squires caught it. the contract claws is a killer -- and that's coming from a real spaceship yo
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-03-04 22:36:35
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Famous Singer Falls on Stage
no, not the pope... sorry just gotta make this post so I can relink it every. fucking. year.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2015-02-27 05:38:38
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Ulysses standard
VHS tapes

brow canyon
DNS justice
Bosnian pharmacy
15 gangsters
incorporated zarf production
Posted by shitbowl @ 2015-02-21 16:05:53
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hax wiggle
warbler emits field while effect. nose widget causes iridium pancake .5 whilst amongst. canada goose jackets, cheap jackets, sale now
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2015-01-31 17:23:45
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the toleration of steve
i walked up to the context bar and ordered a fifth wall. steve was on me before the bartender hand even tendered to the maxin'. dreadful steve. we all feared his halitosis, and his penchant for telling war stories about being the janitor at an elementary school. yes, steve, the mop snapped. goddamit steve. but ofter the fifth wall was hordr'd dup, thkngs wpere palenty and goood
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-31 01:42:02
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could help it; didn't.
tune nozzle, what is your bismuth? qa'int hairtuti and the zepp crambizzle, dow joo u pwns dem raspberry? i am slightly. i think i am in the early stages of torvalds syndrome. do you have any nickles? thanks
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-27 19:13:52
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page
flavor control to the spanish pavilion. flavor control to the spanish pavilion. flavor control to the spanish pavilion. flavor control to the spanish pavilion. flavor control to the spanish pavilion. flavor control to the spanish pavilion.

flavor control to the spanish pavilion.

spanish pavilion, you have a light transfer on line three. spanish pavilion, please mail coffee to poland. spanish pavilion, do you think i look fat in this dress? spanish pavilion, do you still love me?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-27 19:01:53
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certified fragment
he was harvesting aminotoxins and cytopoisons of his own misgibbons. sweedish jpegs scattered around in ruins, untranslated. how did tony montana know about the mushrooms? why was the lettuice? why was the lettuice? why not, i suppose, it happens to the prestabus
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-25 02:11:25
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sales pitch
1982 hinklepuss no vaporware, clamshell convertable, has the sync mod, 3.02 OS IC firmware but not installed 2.4 you can do it yourself. tilt wagon buss runs to a gibbons hex wabbit and the dj crosshairs sync up through a nose fibre. i got the whole setup going through laphroaig class 9 double malt preamp, straight into 900 watts of calamity. hold onto your tuning forks, boys. 64k miles or best otter, don't hesitate or the parking will break ya
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-25 02:05:21
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do u wear polkadot pajamas?
I have no car.
So I drive my no car.
Sometimes rain.
Sometimes no rain.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2015-01-19 02:53:55
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HeaderAImg
Patterns in the brain align. F5s become colourful metaphors, wondering if it's echos of the original patterns that caused the headerimg images to be there. Headerimg takes over NYC, skynet gets formed. Warring tumblr collectors cause riots in paris, ROY offices threatened by extremists. China Manufacturing Ltd. lawsuit causes DDoS.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2015-01-13 02:17:54
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INtox06
I stand up from my pseudo slumber,
I have a device in the hand from the technology,
Wow I have much intox how is this possible,
Great achievement I think to myself - awards should be awarded,
I turn to RTQP - he is not there but a ghost in the mist, Pizza in the oven - 80 days around the earth
Spectre ship hovering at low alt's scopin my shit
hyperfukbot jumps out with a terminator gun fucks those reconnaissance office mofo's out the sky
Directed energy weapons destroy the world trade centres
I jump forward in time to 2015, catch up with 2pac on thule island~~
Fuckin aliens be jumpin to a new kinda house
I reverse engineer that, make millions then rob aphex twin
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2015-01-10 23:15:53
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rambling problem
we were all throwing tendons at the mgm cranberry when zuice terry got all up in my face about my posture. well, excuse me, zuice, i lost my humerus at the dim sum bar. just take those glasses off, zarnit. but it was too late. we ere rejectede from the premise, the antecedent was auxillary to our parking validation, and i only had six dollars. zuice threw up in my backseat and then offered me twenty, but he wouldn't have it until we got back to the airstream clinic. so i uncached the polka chips on deck and deployed the alternative rock, which was ancillary to our parking pass. disco police at the doorstop did not believe any of thus, and were not amused when the ticket, drowned in zuice's vomit, clogged their magstripe reader. "dammit, zuice," i yelled, making a show of it. but inwards, i was wiggeling
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-05 23:30:07
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i'm just going to say it
i've made a lot of bad decisions, but my decision to make a sandwich was not one of them.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-05 00:51:59
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Toxin 5
Porb the winchester
fixed abode
in the cake kiln
50 eggs in the basket
2015 wat window
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2015-01-01 22:35:13
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while you were out
the nazis would sabotage his toothpaste for hours. the crass vixtrola braying patriotism in the afterlouvre. thrice my line of credit was denied at the waffle house, an act clearly intended to embarass me by I.M.Ho.T.E.P. if barbara planar is reading this, stop it with the bananas.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-01 12:58:06
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Cubbyhole Hutchinson
"Life hack" fills man with fancy argon gas. More at 11.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-12-31 03:16:41
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Uruguay doesn't exist
This message has been brought to you by The .7 for Life Coalition in collaboration with the Harold D. McFernargal foundation and underwriting support from Merpintons International (a division of Merpinton & Co.).
Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-12-28 03:39:30
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