Freunde und Feinde! Damen und Werren! Frohe Weihtagen, Gute Nachmittermorgen, und willkommen im Arsch! Wir haben die echte Lsung für Ihnen!
First, BURN THESE MAGICKAL RUNES INTO YOUR MIND:
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Now SPIN AROUND IN CIRCLES until you
~vomit furiously~
Now delete your Facebook account.
The Phallomancer raises his Staff aloft, and lo! The Pillars rise by his MIGHTY COMMAND from their Earthly Slumber!
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