hazards of the modern recording studio may include, but are not limited to:

• Strange Vapors
• Time Warps
• Sharp Paperclips
• Knob/Fader R.S.I.
• Sudden Blasts of Feedback
• Snare Fatigue
• Nauseating Sub-Bass
• Panic-Inducing Drones
• Sickening Paisley Fractal Pads
• Confusing Drum Machines
• Temperamental Synthesizers
• Earwigs Hell-Bent On Revenge
• Drug-Induced Schizophrenia
• Rickets From Lack Of Sun
• Ruptured Capillaries
• Numbness In The Extremities
• Heart Palpitations
• Halitosis
• Tinnitus
• Jaundice

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