Riced Out Yugo
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we want to take over the world with a giant rocket ship, but we need YOUR help. Just wire us 5 easy payments of $9.95. that's an 8.6 trillion dollar value! or your money back! please help with this endeavor. also, if i'm forced to read this code shit more time I swear I'm gonna decapitate some usb lazermice, you little punkz. riced out yugo perfected the gibberish codez. oh wait you say it means something? bah humbug bah bah bah bah523502305205 WE MADE YOU WE CAN DESTROY YOU $$$CASH MONEY$$$ BWAWLLLINnnn
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-10 19:06:00
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Situation resolved
Fortunatly the subroutine has been re-routed to align with 483772. All grammatical issues now resolved.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-10 16:00:00
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Super high density fluxuation device
it seems tht du 2 da expozion ov flux davice majong lst da gramr n shit. pls rerute subrutine 2 align wid sectur 483772. ned prpr spech
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-10 15:57:00
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crack the code and win $7
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Posted by fuckle @ 2007-05-10 00:38:00
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federal jefferson city
He has a firm handshake and i voted for him.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-05-09 16:08:00
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just one of those days
the tangential components of the electric field intensity and the normal components of the electric flux density remain unchanged across a boundary between dielectric regions

THIS DOES NOT EXPLAIN THE DEAD HOOKER IN MY BACKYARD

Posted by fuckle @ 2007-05-09 15:03:00
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Wait, what?
01 rem | ------------ |
02 rem | Christianity |
03 rem | ------------ |
04
05 death:
06 input ">";death$
07 if death$="good" then gosub heaven
08 if death$="evil" then gosub hell
09 goto life
10
11 heaven:
12 do
13 print "Little fluffy clouds."
14 loop
15
16 hell:
17 rem eternal suffering
18 set window on
19 delete directory C:\WINDOWS
20
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-09 14:55:00
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a proverb
the n00b sees not the same riced out yugo that the wise man sees.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-09 08:55:00
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Night has potential
No-one can see me. It's pitch black and no-one can see me, I can just imagine the confusion I can cause. Like I do in the day but this is different... more physical, less Q, more "real". What do you define as real, is it what you can see or touch? I can't touch this window I'm posting in.

So how was your day?
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-09 08:34:00
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ASHLEE JUDD CARES ABOUT KIDS
ASHLEE JUDS CARES A BOUT TEH KIDZ. OBSERVE PREVIOUSLY FILMED FOOTAGE, GRAINY THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES. SO ASHLEE, WHY DO YOU DO IT??

SHE HAS A NEW MOVIE OUT CARES ABOUT THE KIDS
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-09 07:44:00
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i am not hungry, currently
but on alternate thursdays, i tear off into the night as HUNGRY, seeking to mend relations between men, women, and snax.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-09 07:00:00
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a bad trip
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-08 16:18:00
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oh shit homie up in dat 5ESS fo sho.
Switches are truely my bitches.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-05-07 16:07:00
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CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE, BANDWIDTH EXPLODESZZ

SHIT SON 1.107% MONTHLY TOTAL USED. GET INTO THE BRACE POSITION. BRACE! BRACE!
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-07 14:14:00
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OPEN UP, ITS THE BREAKCORE POLICE
THE BREAKCORE POLICE ARE KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR. THEY DON'T LIKE THE NOISE THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR SPEAKERS. THEY'RE BUSTIN DOWN THE DOOR, YOU'RE BLASTIN THAT VENETIAN SNARES AND THEY DON'T LIKE IT. NO THEY DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL. HELL NO. THEY PULL OUT THEIR BILLY CLUBS. HYPERFUKBOT WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE YOUR TESTIMONY TO THE JURY ABOUT THIS FUCKED UP INCIDENT. BREAKCORE BY ITSELF CAUSES VIOLENCE.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-06 09:25:00
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mysterious disappearances
where are they now? what happened? oh noez they're gone it's all gone my socks are gone wtfuckz this is fucking shit how am i gonna get to work with no socks omfg don't push me cuz i'm close 2 da edge i'm tryin not 2 lose my socks huhuhuhh shit they're missing where are they has anyone seen my socks? anyone? my poor socks, they were only 2 months old. they were the most beautiful socks i had ever seen. who would do such a horrid thing. socks are the future, don't fuck with the future. horrible horrible horrible greasy green greasels took my socks. horrible.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-06 09:11:00
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powerful message contents follow

ASSTRON KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!

ASSTRON KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!

ASSTRON KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-05-06 02:40:00
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LOL INTERNETZ WEBCAM BROADCASTZ
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-05 16:26:00
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wisdom for the ages
"part of recovery is relapse."

--David Hasselhoff

http://www.voanews.com/english/Entertainment/2007-05-04-voa51.cfm
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-04 23:38:00
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jot
Roybot Roberto.
fuckface.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-05-04 18:48:00
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