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good evening. i am a 27 year old bacchanalian honda civic who owns his own home, drives a male, and has the ability to eat many many jelly beans. i occasionally enjoy sticking my fingers in my linux machine too. joy. i am seeking a medium silky bodied yugo, aged finely for about 20 to 35 years, with a soft and mellow touch and a sweet aftertaste. must also enjoy playing with my wii. you must also not have a problem with me dressing up as a viking and giving you kisses. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-04-15 13:59:00 | |
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| Tony Montana | |
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You all a bunch of fucking assholes, you know why, you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be, you need people like me. You need people like me so that you can point your fucking finger and say: "THAT'S the badguy", so, what that make you? Good? You're not good, you just know how to hide. You know to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. ME, I always tell the truth, even when I lie. So say goodnight to the badguy. Come on, last time you're going to see a bad guy like this. Come on, get out of the way of the bad guy. There's a bad guy coming through. You better get out of his way! You all a bunch of fucking assholes, you know why, you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be, you need people like me. You need people like me so that you can point your fucking finger and say: "THAT'S the badguy", so, what that make you? Good? You're not good, you just know how to hide. You know to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. ME, I always tell the truth, even when I lie. So say goodnight to the badguy. Come on, last time you're going to see a bad guy like this. Come on, get out of the way of the bad guy. There's a bad guy coming through. You better get out of his way! You all a bunch of fucking assholes, you know why, you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be, you need people like me. You need people like me so that you can point your fucking finger and say: "THAT'S the badguy", so, what that make you? Good? You're not good, you just know how to hide. You know to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. ME, I always tell the truth, even when I lie. So say goodnight to the badguy. Come on, last time you're going to see a bad guy like this. Come on, get out of the way of the bad guy. There's a bad guy coming through. You better get out of his way! huh? WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKIN TO? |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-15 09:09:00 | |
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Hey Tom, I'm up for a game but make sure you organize it advance this time... remember what happened last time. Haven't seen MR. MOLE around for a bit - but I'll let him know if I see him. --38 |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-13 18:36:00 | |
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Hey Bob, how are you? still up for that game of quackery on tuesday night? that's gonna be kablamo, mate. also, tell MR. MOLE i said what's up. thanks mate. -- 37 |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-13 15:05:00 | |
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| steve ballmer innnn spaaaace | |
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FLOAT MONKEY FLOAT MONKEY WAT MONKEY FDIV ERROR FLOAT MONKEY FLOAT MONKEY HAT JUNKIE DOOBRAZELLA CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM THAT 2 BAD APPLZ HAF 2 SPOIL EVRITHNG BY BRKNG TEH RULEZ??!? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-13 05:04:00 | |
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| mind control by telephone | |
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YOU WILL BRING ME YOUR HAM SANDWICHES. YOU WILL BRING ME ALL OF YOUR GOLD. YOU WILL SURRENDER YOUR SHIP AND WOMEN TO ME. YOU WILL GIVE ME YOUR CRUNK. YOU WILL PASS THE YUGO. YOU WILL EAT YOUR ASPARAGUS. YOU WILL NEED MY ASSISTANCE DRIVING TO WORK. YOU WILL WANT TO FEEL UP MY TENTACLES. YOU WILL WANT TO WATCH THE "U CAN'T TOUCH THIS" MUSIC VIDEO REPEATEDLY ON YOUTUBE. YOU WILL WATCH IT AND LIKE IT. HAHAHAHAH. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO. NOTHING AT ALL. OWNED! YOU WILL PURCHASE FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM. THOU SHALT FUNT. YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO PNRFNE. YOU WILL KEEP IT REAL LIKE I KEEP IT FUNKY. YOU WILL KEEP IT SPUNKTACULAR. YOU WILL TURN IT OUT. YOU WILL IMAGINE WHAT LIFE IS LIKE INSIDE OF A FISHTANK. YOU WILL FEED ME WEIRD THINGS. YOU WILL NOT GIVE THE PRIZE TO THE HYPNOTOAD. YOU WILL APPRECIATE ART. YOU WILL GET RID OF YOUR BULLSHIT. YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE. YUGO WILL BEGIN TO MAKE PERFECT SENSE TO YOU. YOU WILL FEEL STRANGER THAN FICTION. YOU WILL CREATE YOUR OWN MEMES THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS. YOU WILL ENJOY THE SOUND OF MACHINES. YOU WILL LIKE IT WHEN THE COOL WIND BLOWS OVER YOU ON A HOT DAY. YOU WILL ENJOY IT WHEN THE FUCKING POLLEN IS DESTROYED BY THE RAIN. YOU WILL WISH IT TO SNOW. YOU WILL CONFRONT YOUR INNER DEMONS IN A LOTR-HIGH-BUDGET 3D-FX-CGI FIGHT-TO-THE-DEATH. THIS IS FACT. MIND CONTROL BY TELEPHONE. -37 |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-12 19:48:00 | |
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make me happy non-formic: 000-tab-funk-machine-funk 001-eee-eeee-eeeeeee-eeee 003-qfx-qfxu-qfxukqq-qfxu 004-phr-asic-connect-ionz 005-qqq-meme-control-oooo 006-zzz-zzzz-zzzzzzz-zzzz |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-12 12:12:00 | |
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| val milker | |
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Riced out yugo supports val kilmer in his quest to make a sequel to real genius Ricin you golg sunports vil kalmer im hiz qwest to maki a soliel to reel gunine Ricer for rolf snubbats liv tylers im har traum in flax p sunlid op amplifier e Race. fri rolf snizbiff ina nyquil qu dip hydra qo aoqq z sudsid soapbox almqui |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-04-12 03:08:00 | |
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I just got yugo'd by mr the plague! what happened to seeking the hatsby? I still don't know who he is :( |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-04-11 02:55:00 | |
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R00 7559 6559-60 S19 0065 0978-00 Satellite: 110 Spotbeam: 18 HACKED BY TED TURNER |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-04-11 02:00:00 | |
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| Attention Yugoists | |
| We've got a group meeting south of the border. Bring the 4 next to the 8, when the birds fly to the south. Make sure to cross the wood when it's wet. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-10 20:19:00 | |
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ybir is getting high on our emotional/mental constructs ybir is getting crunk on our emotional/mental constructs ybir is when every moment of your life is turned upside down and you can't stop thinking about it ybir is when it's too much to handle rationally. ybir is when asdgfadasdfsdagasltwi. ybir is when it becomes the only keeping you alive. ybir is an excuse to write a shitty post and you just fuck with the words just to make it yugo. you gotta get it out, nobody to really talk to. nobody to listen. ybir. ybir. listen to me. don't bother trying to decode bullshit for this one time, just accept it. take it in. ybir is NOT a series of tubes or cubes or yugos or whatever. ybir ybir ybir.... ybir is all I think about. ybir is where I'm at. ybir warps my perception. ybir makes me laugh. ybir is beyond my comprehension. so far beyond. there are things that I don't understand. why. ybir is not going to sleep for a thousand years. ybir is where nothing makes sense anymore. ybir is not enlightenment unfortunately. what the fuck is ybir. what the fuck is this. who the fuck are you. why are you reading this. my soul is all up in ybir. what the fuck. fuck you. fuck fucuiadtadjo sgbnfg;jadngjk;adng jklasdnkl;asdnf;klasndfkl; asndf |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-10 12:54:00 | |
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| the news depresses me. | |
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Groundbreaking:
Elks lodge collapsed 10 months ago, TK died (he's the Elk leader there) and most of them lol'ed, because they were all outside when it happened. Cars: Kelly (17), Ashlee (15) and Tyiana (18) all died when a train hit their car. The family lol'ed because they don't have to pay for college. The train crossing didn't have lights or siren. City is to place a large black woman to warn people of passing train. Shauntay: Gang leader used e-lol (Myspace) to post about gang violence and being on 'da run from da po-lice'. She lol'ed because the pigs couldn't find her, so the feds were all like "TEN WANTED LIST, BITCH!" She stopped lol'ing when she got caught. Only for a minute, she still lols @ court. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-04-09 21:05:00 | |
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| presedential o snap no. 33265-27 | |
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Today, President George W. Bush went to the border.
Former President Bill Clinton, however, went south of the border. O SNAP! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-09 20:47:00 | |
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| YUGO IS NOW A CULT APPARENTLY | |
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(19:53:21) me: what do you think yugo is? (19:53:56) [victim username edited]: a cult |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-09 19:55:00 | |
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| i invade your privacy for fun | |
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cthulthu is a funky funk funk funk man with mega-tronic lasers that invade your privacy. i invade your privacy for fun. in roviet sussia, privacy invades ___. I am not a predictable poetic fuckface like you. no. not at all. love is a fucking piece of shit, it's too confusing. too confusing. too much in my head. it's inside out like a shirt that's inside out. metametametametametamemeameta shoot. skeet. asswords are random !!!!!!!!!! THIRTEEN. chemical control breach. end. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-09 19:12:00 | |
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| LOL H4X | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-08 19:44:00 | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-08 11:41:00 | |
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| poetry is no fun with censorship | |
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stinging lip glaze robocop hydro haze funt funt funt im n2 funtin uc cos when a brutha can't get a funt u gotta toke toke toke that [censored] |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-07 14:30:00 | |
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| always POUND POUND POUND | |
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you, always with the POUND POUND POUND. cant u c? rnt u n2 malarky? upon the supposition that your left funtricle yields 2.45% interest compounded yearly, how many minutes apart will george w. bush and nancy pelosi if george w. bush were three feet tall, how tall would karl rove be? riced out yugo will always be here to ask these important questions. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-07 14:27:00 | |
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