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2In the beginning when God created the hax and the yugo, the internet was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from God swept over the face of the wats. Then God said, ‘Let there be q’; and there was q. And God saw that the q was good; and God separated the q from the r. God called the q WAT, and the r he called PNRFNE. And there was Autechre and there was Aphex Twin, the first remix. IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-18 18:44:00 | |
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| irc is a series of cubes | |
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irc.freenode.net::6667 #ricedoutyugo come to me. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-18 13:10:00 | |
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| rrrevisited | |
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if 2 hands clapping makes a sound, what is the sound if N hands clapping?
hypothesis: applause? well, let us think about this. is applause the only, immutable thing that can result from N hands clapping? of course not. first of all, there are multiple types of applause. there is polite applause, awedappluase, and thunderous applause. furthermore, there is applesauce. check the concession stands, ladies and/or g's. so in addition to N, the number of hands clapping, we also have to deal with A = the number of types of applause. how many types of applause are there? i don't feel qualified to answer. if i had to put forth a hypothesis, however, it would be: A = infinity. square that and you get NA*NA (this problem is unsolvable) |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-17 13:12:00 | |
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| rrr | |
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- if 2 people make a couple, what do N people make (hypothesis: george bush?) - if 2 hands clapping makes a sound, what is the sound if N hands clapping (hypothesis: applause?) - if all the people in the world laid down edge to edge, someone could kill them all really easy. I recommend that we never do this. - how many people at any given point in time in the world have a TARDIS? (hypothesis: t'=2n^6*(20q^2)/(2nq)+n'/24). - wat is a nanoscope (hypothesis: a microscope that you can only see with a microscope) - if a person dies out in the middle of the forest with nobody else to see or hear it, did the person really die? (hypothesis: q) - in 20 words or less, describe the universe and give 3 examples. - if a fukbot is designed for fuk, what are robots designed for? - Riced Out Yugo is a series of cubes. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-17 08:42:00 | |
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| physics hat | |
| Today, in physics, we discussed the wat. The wat is a unit of asshattery. Integrating asshattery with respect to area gives the funt flux in units of wats per square yugo. dwats/dt gives the rate of change of the rice cooked by asshats per second. One yugopower is equal to 31337 wats. I say, old bean, have you seen my ^ | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-16 23:49:00 | |
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| obscure factoids you might enjoy | |
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- man cannot build a helicopter from which man can bungee jump. the laws of physica forbid it. besides, if it were at all possible, you would have seen it on mtv last year. - no one understands michael jackson, whatever they may claim. furthermore, from this, set theory dictates that michael jackson also does not understand michael jackson. - there is a mysterious vortex inside washers and dryers which will, on occasion, teleport a single sock to an alternate dimension. - despite what your watch may tell you, time is continuous. - despite what homer simpson may tell you, purple is not a fruit. it is a hermaphrodite. - george w. bush has a presidential retreat on the dark side of the moon. dick cheney has one in uranus. - pertney nixon is a fiendish uncle. - walking fast decreases your chances of cancer. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-16 22:00:00 | |
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| pertney nixon is a fiendish uncle | |
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caw! caw! you know the dirigible. you know the yugo. so wat u waitin' 4? lookit ur hat now.
did u??? k. now, orszvringish ur meezletophetc. u noe u n 4 sum trbl!!~ u c ^__________________^ |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-16 21:30:00 | |
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| scholarly paper | |
annals of doorknob engineering, jan 2007, pp. 21-47: "The practical and structural implications of dirigibles under pressure," E. Hobbs, O. Julius, C. Snout.WE GOT TEH HAM WE GOT TEH HAM WE GOT TEH HAM HAM TEH WE GOT TEH HAM TEH WE GOT TEH HEM WAT TEH MEH HAM TA HAM CLAM TEH WEH CLAM TEH.q? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-16 21:02:00 | |
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| mille micro | |
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mille micro nano pico ado fempto second gear 3 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-16 20:58:00 | |
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| for those of you riding on the wave of operation clamstorm | |
| tubas are named somewhat onomatopoeicly, if you do ask me (and perhaps you did not, but i am saying so anyways). should you wish to argue, simply fill out argument request form 315f, place it in the proper document recepticle, and go fuck yourself. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-16 04:51:00 | |
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| i never said it would be easy, neo | |
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morfeus: i never said it would be easy, neo. alas, my verbiage remains like that of miss cleo. hyperoriginal dirigble clams originally hotwired superfast transams. it was the beginning. neo: the beginning? morfeus: of the hatsistance. *guitar chord* |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-16 00:15:00 | |
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| saurian desire | |
| OOOOMLAUT!!E@! KRAUT!!~! | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-15 21:29:00 | |
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| THE 7 DEADLY SINS REVISED FOR WEB3.0 | |
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1. RUST - DO NOT OXIDIZE METALS PLEASE IN ANY FORM OR FASHION. 2. MUTTON - SHEEP ARE NOT TO BE EATEN. 3. WEED - YOU WANT SOME? 4. MOTH - THOU SHALT NOT EAT THE RTQP'S WOOL SHIRTS. 5. WRAITH - THOU SHALT NOT SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF PEOPLE STARGATE-STYLE. 6. GRAVY - THOU SHALT NOT POUR THIS SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A CARBON-BASED CHEMICAL ON MY FOOD. 7. FRIED CHICKEN - THE COLONEL IS OUR GREAT ENEMY, A FRIEND OF SATAN. DO NOT FALL PREY TO HIS DEVIOUS TRICKS OF SECRET SPICES GOODNESS. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-15 19:26:00 | |
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| adamantine crunk | |
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adamantine crunk my goodness my funk how can i pack so much funk in my trunk? perhaps the answer doth lie within the skull of a monk? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-15 01:52:00 | |
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| parafin hax: rtqp's tounge twisters, volume I | |
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- fish with whiskers flatter fsckers*. - leather fretters fritter glitter glitzy sparkle but twice as bitter - hambleclamble ample-eatum, toxoplasma gondii-seepum - neurological tautilogical autonomical diginautical - bodacious salacious, excessively tubular, dynamically dirigible, rubic's cubular - interrsection dissection desert dessert selection - ample ass assuages an antsy auntie - donald knuth drinking vermouth in duluth - serious elise wasnt one to settle, tore up the clams while puttin' on teh kettle *pronounced "fiskers", in case you are not familiar with the word. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-15 01:37:00 | |
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| synchronized flattis | |
| we have a nice, 13.5ml flattis. i think this is the first time anyone has tried this on television. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-15 01:20:00 | |
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| NEUROCAVE-[WO]MAN | |
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PNRFNE CRUNK CRUNK BAD PNRFNE BAD BBAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BAD MUST DIE |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-14 21:14:00 | |
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| trail's end | |
| it was december 21, 2012. the q was qing, and all was good and well. until the world ended. after the world ended, only the q remained. amen (break). | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-14 20:23:00 | |
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| ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! | |
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FRESH YUGO PRODUCTS: -CoolMeth for kids drink mix -Ritalin Stix (available in lolipop and pacifier) -FlintstonesTM "pill" -Quaaludes |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-02-13 23:17:00 | |
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| ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! | |
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FRESH YUGO PRODUCTS: -CoolMeth for kids drink mix -Ritalin Stix (available in lolipop and pacifier) -Flintstones "pill" -Quaaludes |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-02-13 23:05:00 | |
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