Riced Out Yugo
fdr iz gittin jiggy wit it zzzpt
In 1432, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, newly elected pope, was faced with solving the world’s taco problems. The 1420s were a time of taco boom and prosperity, but a combination of high consumer and farm debt, overproduction of manufactured taquitos, declining hax, and the taco market crash of 1429 quickly brought the good times to an end.

On May 7, 1433 Pope Roosevelt delivered one of many neural net addresses, known as Fireside Chats. This address outlined his relief, recovery, and reform programs, referred to as the Nu Hiphop, which promised to create papal policies that met the needs of all people affected by the Taco Depression.

Using information from the internets, riced out yugo forums, your neural net processor, and the NECRONOMICON, you will create a collage that visually answers the question "How did Pope Roosevelt's Nu Hiphop programs improve the lives of individual Hatolics during the Taco Depression?"
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-27 14:59:00
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SUPPORT NEWS CORP!
RTQP, Rupert Murdoch and I present to you, THE ANGLE GRINDER CHILDREN'S FUNTIME HOUR! ON FOX-TV! CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS!!!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-02-27 12:41:00
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you ricers are weird
seriously what the fuck is up with you people
omg wtf is the point of this website
i don't understand
somebody has WAAYYA TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON HIS HANDS
seriously what the fuck
the internets is serious business
yeah man, this guys must obviously do drugs or something
all this goddamn nonsense who the fuck reads this
seriously man
i've lost all faith in humanity
somebody is ACTUALLY gonna read this
what the hell
what the fuck
hahahahahahhahadhgdfgn;yuisehifasifhldfjlasdxcijsdfjj
having fun with those
s? break the line
hehe
no
I refuse to have any more of my likeness on riced out yugoooo.
haha
*smile* *shakes head* *mutters*
stop the post
stop the post
stop the post baby
-- this jackass sitting beside me in the computer lab
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-26 11:11:00
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sprocket nucleois
"MY GOD, DOCTOR, I SEE..."

"WHAT IS IT RAPHAEL? WHAT DO YOU SEE???!~35"

"IT'S...

SPROCKET NUCLEOIS, DOCTOR!!!
SPROCKET NUCLEOIS, DOCTOR!!!
SPROCKET NUCLEOIS, DOCTOR!!!
SPROCKET NUCLEOIS, DOCTOR!!!
SPROCKET NUCLEOIS, DOCTOR!!!
SPROCKET NUCLEOIS, DOCTOR!!!
SPROCKET NUCLEOIS, DOCTOR!!!"

"would you like to break for tea?"

"yes, raphael, jolly good idea."
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-25 05:21:00
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taught sprockets
when the world has dru sprinng, taught sprockets got u down. fit 2 feed teh funkiest wigs 'dis side 'o teh laundrodrome, & will teh the nutrition 2 u.

so when ur peepin teh grizousers knackers, cheque delta brand taught sprockets.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-25 05:19:00
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brown pride locos
UNO DOS CARTOCE VATO!~!~11~``
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-25 02:01:00
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once again, the yugo tells it like it is
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-24 22:24:00
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one day
a boy was walking in the alleyways, a switchblade in hand. he held the knife low, but opened. it was a dusty day. it was always a dusty day, except when it was foggy. the dust and smog was high in the air, you couldn't see past 4 or 5 blocks. trash lay strewn about. a rat was staring down at the boy from a fire escape. the cracks in the concrete had dead grass growing out of them, marred by the endless chloride stains.
his name was a form constant.
he remembers
everything you have forgotten.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-23 12:59:00
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WARNING
WARNING! Any of the following may cause, or contribute to, premature/unnatural balding:
  • Celebrity
  • Lip syncing
  • K-Fed
  • The media
  • Lawyers
  • Overagressive marketing campaigns
  • Being a slave 4 u



this has been a public service announcement brought to you by riced out a&r, the finest weaseling money can't buy.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-22 02:18:00
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winnipeg is an aeron-free zone
this is just to let you know that cleans like magic.

they really do.


honest.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-20 23:50:00
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Happy Birthday, Zombie Kurt Cobain!
Posted by stabl_dözr the wildly self-intersecting @ 2007-02-20 11:44:00
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huh yes I knew it was there.
that is amazing
This one time, I thought I was on acid.
but.
I was just dreaming.
which is kinda like acid.
it is?
kinda
kinda not at all if you ask me
I can't fly when I'm on acid. :\
but I guess I cant judge your dreams
my dreams are awesome.
Tina Yothers and Wilford Brimley and Dennis Haskins are all having sex.
its a reccouring dream.
and sometimes
I can fly.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-02-19 07:37:00
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augh, bears
----> Ö <----
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-19 00:23:00
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plizzle
2In the beginning when God created the hax and the yugo, the internet was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from God swept over the face of the wats. Then God said, ‘Let there be q’; and there was q. And God saw that the q was good; and God separated the q from the r. God called the q WAT, and the r he called PNRFNE. And there was Autechre and there was Aphex Twin, the first remix.
IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-18 18:44:00
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irc is a series of cubes
irc.freenode.net::6667
#ricedoutyugo
come to me.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-18 13:10:00
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rrrevisited
if 2 hands clapping makes a sound, what is the sound if N hands clapping?

hypothesis: applause?

well, let us think about this. is applause the only, immutable thing that can result from N hands clapping?

of course not. first of all, there are multiple types of applause. there is polite applause, awedappluase, and thunderous applause. furthermore, there is applesauce. check the concession stands, ladies and/or g's.

so in addition to N, the number of hands clapping, we also have to deal with A = the number of types of applause.

how many types of applause are there? i don't feel qualified to answer. if i had to put forth a hypothesis, however, it would be: A = infinity.

square that and you get



NA*NA (this problem is unsolvable)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-17 13:12:00
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rrr
- if 2 people make a couple, what do N people make (hypothesis: george bush?)
- if 2 hands clapping makes a sound, what is the sound if N hands clapping (hypothesis: applause?)
- if all the people in the world laid down edge to edge, someone could kill them all really easy. I recommend that we never do this.
- how many people at any given point in time in the world have a TARDIS? (hypothesis: t'=2n^6*(20q^2)/(2nq)+n'/24).
- wat is a nanoscope (hypothesis: a microscope that you can only see with a microscope)
- if a person dies out in the middle of the forest with nobody else to see or hear it, did the person really die? (hypothesis: q)
- in 20 words or less, describe the universe and give 3 examples.
- if a fukbot is designed for fuk, what are robots designed for?
- Riced Out Yugo is a series of cubes.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-17 08:42:00
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physics hat
Today, in physics, we discussed the wat. The wat is a unit of asshattery. Integrating asshattery with respect to area gives the funt flux in units of wats per square yugo. dwats/dt gives the rate of change of the rice cooked by asshats per second. One yugopower is equal to 31337 wats. I say, old bean, have you seen my ^
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-16 23:49:00
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obscure factoids you might enjoy
- man cannot build a helicopter from which man can bungee jump. the laws of physica forbid it. besides, if it were at all possible, you would have seen it on mtv last year.
- no one understands michael jackson, whatever they may claim. furthermore, from this, set theory dictates that michael jackson also does not understand michael jackson.
- there is a mysterious vortex inside washers and dryers which will, on occasion, teleport a single sock to an alternate dimension.
- despite what your watch may tell you, time is continuous.
- despite what homer simpson may tell you, purple is not a fruit. it is a hermaphrodite.
- george w. bush has a presidential retreat on the dark side of the moon. dick cheney has one in uranus.
- pertney nixon is a fiendish uncle.
- walking fast decreases your chances of cancer.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-16 22:00:00
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pertney nixon is a fiendish uncle
caw! caw! you know the dirigible. you know the yugo. so wat u waitin' 4? lookit ur hat now.

did u???

k.

now, orszvringish ur meezletophetc. u noe u n 4 sum trbl!!~ u c

^__________________^
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-16 21:30:00
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