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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-10-24 14:02:52
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.7 urgent response veHICLE
Posted by shitbowl @ 2013-10-20 21:29:50
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Hey G-Men
It has been brought to my attention that the government has taken to using teh internets to gain valuable secrets in order to taunt its clients more effervescently during recess and lunch periods.
So I've decided to post three (3) of shitbowl's most embarrassing secrets here, in order to fulfil my civic duty:

I'd reaallly like to get another bench grinder one day; I miss having one and it came in handy quite often.

Kitty cats are my favourite pet. Kittens smell like the way people who like the way babies smell say babies smell but babies actually smell like shit and kittens smell good.

I lost too many hours of sleep thinking about all the cool stuff I could laminate, with a laminating MACHINE.

Posted by shitbowl @ 2013-10-17 11:35:38
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science news
the homeless man with the power to evoke a weaver chicken nugget with his voice was hating on calico cats at the guggenheim when james bond busted his octocycle through the wall and dropped a witty remark that that no one heard because the resulting emergency signal discharged emergency halon at CERN and the experiment went horribly wrong everyone died the end
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-10-01 22:24:24
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zap zap zap
hi yugo
whats up
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2013-09-30 18:24:47
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HELLO, CONSUMER!
We interrupt your regularly scheduled wat to bring you a healthy, thoughtful break from the .7 is better coalition down here in Riced Out Marketing. We'd like to remind you that not only is .7 numerically greater than .5, it is also not a pig-porking disaster for America. Thank you! We now resume your regularly scheduled wat.
Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2013-09-26 01:25:21
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.5 and .7 are all the same
its all about that new shit
that real yugo 2013 shit
the shit from the streets
do you think you scare me?
you dont scare me
a real yugo swordsman here
not like these .5 and .7 fools
do you think .5 and .7 are real?
they're just an invention of rtqp and his cronies
i'm here to liberate you from his lies
from his fabrications
his untruths and falsehoods
and show that real 2013 yugo shit
dont trust him, don't trust that guy mahjong either.
i've already said too much
they are sending someone to take me out, to silence me
so you have to spread the real yugo
spread th
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2013-09-26 01:16:39
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strange occurrences
I need to change the mixer. Wait why is the mixer all the way over there it's never there... is it? Wait that's like 20 meters or something actually more like 200... a mile? What the...
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2013-09-21 23:24:00
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John Boehner's Dirty E.L.F. Secret
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-09-19 05:03:24
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.7 propaganda warning
Attention humble Yugo readers: certain information displayed on this website in recent times has been extremely suspicious, explicit & slanderous content. This is clearly a .7 ploy to acquire weapons of mass destruction. Thank you friends for your continued support of The Peoples Republic of .5, formally The Official Board of 0.5 - the true cause.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2013-09-17 02:11:34
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burger balls
Stephen dorf hands out rights like rice on yugo; .5 cant stand that kinda stephen dorf thats y mahjong is the way he is he thinks half is kewl and doesn't know wat a lightning does. Stephen dorff know.

.7 4 life
Posted by shitbowl @ 2013-09-16 10:54:43
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school sux: a vignette
an odd memory surfaced, just now. i remembered where i learned what flowcharts were, and how to use them: Mr. Muldoon's 7th grade class. he had a guinea pig named "Loafi," which would squeal adamantly when Mr. Muldoon was late with supper, often interrupting the class. aside from this tidbit, the rest of the class was fantastically dull. i don't even remember what the class was called -- whether it was something specific like "biology" or simply "science," of the third period.

Mr. Muldoon's job was to teach me all the bones in a skeleton, along with esoteric facts about the earth's layers. finding this dull, i began to surreptitiously read. after getting caught a few times, i couldn't get away with this any more, and so i began interrupting the class, simply out of pent-up energy. he sent a note home to my parents and my parents took me to doctors and the doctors switched my medication for the fourteenth time.

Mr. Muldoon and i were not on good terms after that. on the test, i remember filling in the correct names for the ten bones of a hundred something i could remember, then simply writing "pelvis" for everything else. we had been instructed to read quietly, if we finished our test early (providing me with even less incentive to try and remember one or two more). i pulled out my book, which was part of a set of 70s computer science textbooks i'd found in attic. i then read the chapter on how to draw a flowchart to match a computer program.

i get paid plenty of money for my flowcharting ability, these days, despite having over a hundred pelvises. my excessive pelvises, however, have led to bad posture and carpal tunnel. i think it's time to finally learn those stupid bone names, because my fingers are going numb again.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-09-15 03:30:27
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2013-09-10 15:06:17
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Pirate & Proud
Time to clear some things up. This is mainly for the guy on freenode who is the first person I ever called a douchebag in my life (what a great word America has given us). Seeing as we're clearing things up I asked my dentist today why British people are known for bad teeth. Apparently it's got something to do with unspecified other countries having a lot more whitening products being commonly used and nothing to hygiene... or my approach that all NHS dentists are crap and it's like the one thing you need to go private for... anyway getting back to my original points.

1. Believe it or not we also care about the TV/film/music industries - that's one of the reasons we pirate stuff. I know it seems strange to you but a more crowdsourcing approach to things are what most of us are looking for (the other lot just simply want stuff for free or to make some cash off it). We intentionally damage companies to bring about change or at least cause a crash followed by rebirth and rethinking. Think of it as a gradual sabotage.

2. Turning adblock off doesn't magically make me support the content creators. It makes the overall situation worse, why should I only support artists in a way that Google gets cash for it. There are many other ways to support artists other than advertising, especially if you make an intentional effort.

3. Having a sententious attitude with me will get you nowhere with me. You aren't better than me because you think 'well I'm not a thief'. If I told you I had a pirate radio station you would think it was cool because you'd think of radio caroline etc but because of all the stigma in popular culture I'm a bastard because I download mkvs - oh and by the way according to this guy every mkv file is suspicious. *mind blown* maybe he should go work for Microsoft.

Rant over. My apologies to everyone expecting a decent post.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2013-09-10 12:43:51
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Oh I see... well I'm not what you think I am. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY? $~!%&"!(£*&$)!"*)$(*"£~@~@~FDDFSLJI£(")F)(*)(jknhjnhjkvncm,josfjijiosdj
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Legend of the Seeker
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I never knew Grover Cleveland had beady eyes
Hot buttered bear claws and chocolate milk. I slit the first class letter and dumped it on the counter, knocked over the milk carton when a thousand-dollar bill fluttered to the floor. Chocolate dribble landed on it.
I held the bill beneath the hot water faucet. The ink didn't run. I found a magnifying glass. The red threads where all there, as were the dots along the President's nose. I never knew Grover Cleveland had beady eyes.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-08-23 05:40:28
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