Riced Out Yugo
shut up u never talk 2 me
you forking batch process
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2022-01-19 06:16:39
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oblimited to, but not circumdecluding the following items
  • brad pitt dressed as a yellow m&m for halloween
  • there is a conspiracy to suppress all blue food; just look around and ask yourself why there is so little food of the color blue
  • crows actually seem to respect me now
  • how to deep-fake your own likeness for zooming efficiency
  • buy toothpaste
  • squats you can do without muting yourself (tm)
  • how the specific heat of a 64-bit floating-point number conforming to IEEE 754-2008 standards can speed the cannabutter process
  • the threshold at which a partially complete haircut becomes worse than no haircut
  • the woman who cowers, cowers like you've said ni! to her, whom you only notice at the other end of the leash -- a leash being held by a dog that is very excited to say hullo and be friends -- after greeting the dog first
  • don't buy toothpaste
  • stop telling me what to do
  • list
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-12-26 10:09:38
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jesus told me to post this
gluten-free charcuterie

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hMmMmmmmmM,,
also gut
oh alright go on then
hm oh
car insurance for the modern grape
wututt II

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-12-26 09:22:05
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dispensary commissioner
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-12-25 23:27:29
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HHuhhuh
The hoodies ejaculate.
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-12-25 00:43:18
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wisdom 3.1 for holiday
make big money from home and get one of these for your butthole in order to keep the cron away
Posted by mouses @ 2021-12-25 00:27:23
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not really
but actually it was pretty crazy, you had to have been there, it's not really something you can reproduce, it's nothing really, don't worry about it, no seriously it's not a big deal, yeah happy christmas, merry fucking christmass ok cool, cya
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2021-12-25 00:10:34
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For every person who lives in Kansas city, Missouri, there is 1,219 square feet of parking.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-12-24 19:44:30
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hMmMmmmmmM,,

oh alright then go on

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-12-09 15:20:48
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YES

no

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-12-07 22:27:16
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Hello teamate
Hello teammate,

Hello teamate. Today I will greet you with much esteem as I ask:
Can you? Will you? Hear the cosmic background with me?

Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-12-02 17:35:08
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request quest

hello, i would like one translucent colourful computer please, with a noptical drive and perfect compatibility with Riced Out Yugo

posted from IE5, Chrome users can suck it

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-11-25 00:15:34
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A YEAST WALKS INTO A BAR

I sit down at the lonely bar. Outside, the street lamps light up the occasional forms of people passing through. They are not stopping here. Musak is gently drifting from a speaker over in the corner, and i could have sworn i recognised a melody in there.

“The usual?” asks the barman.

“Ah, you know me too well,” i smile.

A moment passes, and the barman places a loaf of bread before me. It’s been a long day. I tuck in.

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-11-12 02:54:05
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hoary blastilla
You would expect ham. But instead you get motherfucking shit from the Google corporation
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-11-10 08:00:01
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WE'RE BETTER THAN GREEN
in a world obsessed over moving from brown fuel to green fuel, riced out industries would like to remind you that we have been committed to #EADA3A fuel for over 179 years.
Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2021-11-03 07:32:57
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Mark Zuckerbird
his name is Mark Zuckerbird, ok? he is a neon pink hummingbird, in a blue hoodie, sticking his beak into everyone's PII.

the human mind has certain so-called critical periods; windows in which practical experience is ravenously sampled, and then subsequently burned into psychic PROM.

during such a critical peroid [e.g. elementary school] someone pushed Mark Zuckerbird into a muddy puddle pool, and everyone laughed. like, everyone.

lying in that pool of mud, everyone laughing -- everyone -- Mark Zuckerbird swore to himself: one day, i will rule every last one of them

this one moment crystallized his brain. he abandoned real relationships and sank deeper and deeper into a network of tactical responses to establish dominance

but, the way the human brain works -- he married his wife because she whips him and spanks him and tells him he's shit... if he's lucky
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-10-29 06:02:29
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cheech's paradox
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-10-25 16:46:01
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SOMETHING

SOMETHING. SOMETHING. REALLY SOMETHING.
YEA. O YEAH IT'S ABOUT SOMETHING TODAY!!
BYTRIDF THAT'S A WORD, THAT MEANS SOMETHING
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YET? THAT'S FINE
IT MEANS YOU CAN THINK OF SOMETHING.

SOMETHIHG IS THE KEY TO IT AND THE ANSWER TO THE UNIVERSE, WHEN YOU ARRIVE TO IT AND IT WILL TELL YOU WHAT I KNOW. I KNOW SOMETHING AND YOU CAN TOO, IF YOU UNLOCK IT. PAY

THE FULL PRICE IS 80 DOLORES, PLUS SHIPPING, TO UNLOCK SOMETHING. THE KEY TO IT IS PATENCIEN. PTACIENCE WILL REVEAL AL UIGESFH WOW TAF SOMETH

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-10-24 23:15:50
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NOTHING

This is not a post about anything. This is a post about nothing. Nothing is here. These words, you see them but they’re not really there. These are just phantom words. And you, dear reader, are a phantom too. Merely an apparition. A spirit. A concept. An idea.

If you thought this was a new paragraph, you’re wrong. It’s not a paragraph at all. It’s a nothing. The nothingness that you are not reading, because it is not there.

If you want to spend your time reading this, you can, but it won’t have mattered. Because this post is not made of matter. It is made of antimatter. Of nothing. Now ain’t that something?

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-10-24 23:09:16
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CLEAN YOUR DOG

put him in the dishwasher, remembering to get the amount of detergent exactly right. and put a ball in there too, he needs to be kept entertained

put him on the eco setting for more economical washing of your dog. remember hes sensitive okay

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-10-24 22:57:13
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