Riced Out Yugo
this is the future we were promised
steam link is a fuckin shit-ass bitch cunt
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-01-30 10:56:18
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math problem
given one pre-packaged brick of extra firm tofu, and a good knife of... oh, blade seven long, 1.5 tall...

A) How do you dice it up to stir-fry size, with the fewest cuts?
B) How many cuts

that this is something i just sort of half-assed'ly... well, i do better than most would. but i'm gearing up for stir fry, and -- amused, really -- i thought about how, i'd never thought about, how i'd never thought about, how i'd never thought about this properly. so i leaned over the kitchen island -- bang-ass bit of gym equipment, that -- and closed my eyes; visualized slicing up tofu in various ways. once i got to diagonals that weren't simply from one vertex to another... like, a spiral chop... i realized i was utterly in over my head. that this is a serious fucking math problem and may, actually, be unsolved.

this is why i have specified the tofu and equipment precisely. the tolerances of extra-firm tofu are both reasonable and will ensure the pure math solution also produces something i can use to cut up tofu.

i'm liking cornell to solve this one. who've we got there?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-01-17 02:34:40
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hunspelling found
hunspell.cpp:20:10: fatal error: 'hunspell.hxx' file not found 2>/dev/null

Your problem is that pyhunspell is a binding to the C (coded using C Python API) hunspell library, thus it needs to compile. To compile it needs to have hunspell installed and access to hunspell header files of the core hunspell program.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-01-12 08:00:27
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celebrity updates
pope: ded
damar hamlin: now farting on his own
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-01-08 12:57:20
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-01-07 06:54:19
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typical reaction to riced out yugo
the aforementioned typical reaction. apologies if you are blind; please have someone describe this to you until AI grinds us all up for our component elements.
we'll now turn from our on-the-scene coverage of denny's at 3:30am to live footage of congress on c-span
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-01-07 06:22:20
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He ded
"If we have to, overnight parts from Japan."

-Pope Benedict XVI
Posted by shitbowl @ 2022-12-31 14:11:38
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Your #1 source for former pope news
Let's take it to the streets 'cause I'm ready to cruise Just bought me and my cars all some brand new shoes And the people just stare so I love to park it And I just put a computer in the glove compartment With my pedal to the floor, radar in the grille TV in the middle of my steering wheel It's my car's birthday so we blowin' them candles More speakers in the trunk than my ride can handle Got my name in the headrest, read it and weep NOS tank in the back, camel hair on the seat And when I pull up to the club, I get all the affection 'Cause the women love the paint and they can see their reflection

-Christopher Brian Bridges
Posted by shitbowl @ 2022-12-30 19:21:52
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the vatican says the pope is lucid
i'll be the judge of that for myself, thank you very much
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2022-12-30 14:05:54
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re: we are improve

now i can fulfil my dream of 1,000,001 colours???????????

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2022-12-24 01:13:39
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re: finement of AI proposal

this is so fuckin’ stupid. let’s do it

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2022-12-24 01:09:25
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Information vol. 1
Chick-fil-A is french for chicken fillet
Posted by shitbowl @ 2022-12-23 21:46:23
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why don't they have pets on the international space station?
you try teaching a cat to use a vacuum toilet
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2022-12-23 08:30:56
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refinement of AI proposal
if we were to turn headerimg into an image generator based on crowdsourced tagging, well, a lot of it would have to be, actually, real tagging. you can't just tag an image of hillary rodhat clintop with "diplodocus" and "cloaca" without also tagging it with: hillary clinton, woman, politician, etc because without this the network we are training cannot make a functional association between hillary and the more colorful terms. that you need a solid base of ~real~ tagging or it will likely come out as an abstract goulash of pixels -- not entirely boring, just mostly boring.

so i would propose splitting the crowd-sourced tagging into two categories: "normal" and "riced". so long as you mark which category your tags belong to, things can be arranged appropriately, even if it winds up being mostly me sitting there forever and adding the more boring tags. the system simply needs to know which of the two it is
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2022-12-23 02:54:20
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in stereo wheeze available
LR
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2022-12-19 11:32:34
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proposal for a terrible AI
if we view image-generating AI as an off-the-shelf technology, we need but a few ingredients to make our own terrible image generator:
  1. a large pool of source images
  2. tagging data for source images
  3. a tool to communally tag source images
  4. an interface to request generated images
  5. a backend to facilitate the requests


from there, we just need a large pool of talent to tag the source images (headerimg pool) with cheeky, obnoxious, sarcastic tags. like, whether or not you like hillary rodhat clintop, tagging her with "diplodocus" and "cloaca" is pretty darn funny. thoughts?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2022-12-16 05:41:23
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want to know why google sucks?
    In this post I give just a few examples of why Google sucks.

    You might not agree, but read on and let me know if I’m wrong in a comment.

    It’s not that I hate Google. I’m not a hater.  Don’t get me wrong, Google is great, I use their products each and every day and they really have a lot of them. That being said, I just had to make this post to speak my mind about a few things that Google sucks at. And when I say that they “suck” I mean that they are really bad in things you would expect them to be very good. Hey Google, sorry, but it’s your fault since you do so much so well that people have high expectancy levels about everything you do.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2022-12-04 05:03:26
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if you cannot use janet jackson, you are natural methods
Modern models older than 40 years – this is a great example to follow. A person can not stop time, date of birth is fixed in the passport, but is able to remain active and young at any age.

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2022-11-30 15:46:57
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we are improve
new tech
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2022-11-29 18:58:42
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My Shit be funjed
Posted by shitbowl @ 2022-11-19 01:03:55
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