Riced Out Yugo
weasel kineval
weasel kineval was an elegant weasel when he was the weasel on the easel. with an ease of few weasels on the easel, he easily teased grievous pftrauexztil, until he got measles.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2022-07-03 09:25:31
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Ringringmotherfucnker
Posted by shitbowl @ 2022-05-16 00:42:03
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confessions of a tedward q. p
that, frankly, i have access to Fucking Technology now. i really should have fixed this or that. that, not only should i have gotten more wat stickers printed already, i should have gotten "my other spirit animal is a riced out yugo" stickers printed weeks ago. weeks. there is no excuse. i apologize
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2022-04-17 10:37:14
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Typical reaction to ricedoutyugo.1942
Posted by shitbowl @ 2022-03-25 20:03:15
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CHEDE CHOICE
A puddle of chede. Press "A" to eat chede. Press "B" to store chede for future use.
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2022-03-17 20:34:32
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bump stick

my other spirit animal is a riced out yugo

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2022-03-16 05:54:13
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maple
Posted by shitbowl @ 2022-03-10 02:23:49
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in a jam in thundertown. no lizards allowed in thunder town
o i'm in a ham in thundertown. i got my day socks and my night socks. i wear my day socks til bedtime. i switch to my night socks at bedtime. in the morning i remove my night socks and apply my day socks. sometimes i forget to remove my night socks and my night socks become day socks. this is ok because the following day my night socks would have cycled into day socks.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2022-03-02 17:33:31
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attn: women
Is it weird that you have like a wide rqnge of acceptability of like where you can strap your pants and, as a man, i now know i have like a half inch range or I'm gonna looks like a dang fool.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2022-02-06 01:41:04
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HORSE LOL
horse lol.
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2022-02-02 22:18:59
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grue.world
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2022-01-29 00:31:36
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GOAL FOR 2022:

learn how to be simultaneous AND simultaneous, at the same time

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2022-01-25 12:45:39
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shut up u never talk 2 me
you forking batch process
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2022-01-19 06:16:39
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oblimited to, but not circumdecluding the following items
  • brad pitt dressed as a yellow m&m for halloween
  • there is a conspiracy to suppress all blue food; just look around and ask yourself why there is so little food of the color blue
  • crows actually seem to respect me now
  • how to deep-fake your own likeness for zooming efficiency
  • buy toothpaste
  • squats you can do without muting yourself (tm)
  • how the specific heat of a 64-bit floating-point number conforming to IEEE 754-2008 standards can speed the cannabutter process
  • the threshold at which a partially complete haircut becomes worse than no haircut
  • the woman who cowers, cowers like you've said ni! to her, whom you only notice at the other end of the leash -- a leash being held by a dog that is very excited to say hullo and be friends -- after greeting the dog first
  • don't buy toothpaste
  • stop telling me what to do
  • list
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-12-26 10:09:38
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jesus told me to post this
gluten-free charcuterie

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GUT
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hMmMmmmmmM,,
also gut
oh alright go on then
hm oh
car insurance for the modern grape
wututt II

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-12-26 09:22:05
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dispensary commissioner
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-12-25 23:27:29
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HHuhhuh
The hoodies ejaculate.
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-12-25 00:43:18
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wisdom 3.1 for holiday
make big money from home and get one of these for your butthole in order to keep the cron away
Posted by mouses @ 2021-12-25 00:27:23
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not really
but actually it was pretty crazy, you had to have been there, it's not really something you can reproduce, it's nothing really, don't worry about it, no seriously it's not a big deal, yeah happy christmas, merry fucking christmass ok cool, cya
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2021-12-25 00:10:34
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For every person who lives in Kansas city, Missouri, there is 1,219 square feet of parking.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-12-24 19:44:30
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