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• buy toothpaste
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• the threshold at which a partially complete haircut becomes worse than no haircut
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• don't buy toothpaste
• stop telling me what to do
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Hello teamate. Today I will greet you with much esteem as I ask:
Can you? Will you? Hear the cosmic background with me?

hello, i would like one translucent colourful computer please, with a noptical drive and perfect compatibility with Riced Out Yugo

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I sit down at the lonely bar. Outside, the street lamps light up the occasional forms of people passing through. They are not stopping here. Musak is gently drifting from a speaker over in the corner, and i could have sworn i recognised a melody in there.

“The usual?” asks the barman.

“Ah, you know me too well,” i smile.

A moment passes, and the barman places a loaf of bread before me. It’s been a long day. I tuck in.

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