Riced Out Yugo
Wait, what?
...

NOT a Riced Out Yugo production?
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-15 21:48:00
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Can you imagine
Where you will be in the year 2000?
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-15 21:38:00
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Excuse me
What the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK

I knew as I fell into the abyss that I might have the fortune to land somewhere of great importance but that however was in fate's hands as I was falling at a significantly high velocity. Of course no methods were directly available to me of judging the correct paths that were to be taken later on in this current venture. It was a complicated situation only to be resolved by - ironically - problems that were currently unknown to me. The amount of “unknowns” in the equation was beginning to worry me but I was reassured by the increasing amount of photon discharge that the numbers were on my side. They most definitely were.

So where was this star speckled abyss that I most frequently spoke of? I spoke very fondly of it as years passed and I just fell into the darkness. Some might have said that I had gone slightly insane - constantly demanding a higher standard of explanation as time went on. However I do not find this to be acceptable as the yellow tinted horizon neared and I was sure that the end was nigh. I fell for many more decades until I encountered a small hole in which the air did not really provide. The hole was a queer one which stuck up through the space like a deer on a summer’s day. There was much talk. No-one ever liked these things appearing anywhere let alone right in front of them. This was most distressing - I thought to myself while falling.

What was the world coming to..



C:\>
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-15 21:15:00
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Eating a whole bag of ritz crackers

The Y-KEA Experience.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-06-15 03:39:00
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ridin at the crest of this funk brigade
"O SHU!~! FO SHEEZY!~!! MIMPS!!! HAPLESS TECHNO-WEENIE!"

all these and more i hurled at the unresponsive section of drywall, to no avail. but, just as i was about to give up, richard d. james melted out of the wall, in a manner somewhere between 300 micrograms of LSD and the movie "Predator."

"OI M8!!!" he screamed at me, "SHUT UP, IM TRYING 2 DO TRAX IN HERE!!!"

then he promptly melted back into the wall.

and i didn't even get his autograph. damn.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-14 17:04:00
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DANCE!!

EVERYBODY DO THE CAN-CAN OF FREEDOM

EVERYBODY SPREAD THE DANCE OF DEMOCRACY

EVERYBODY SUPPORT TERRORISM OUR TROOPS

EVERYBODY DIG OUR LEGS

EVERYBODY AGREE THAT BLACK IS VERY SLIMMING (or we'll shoot)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-14 13:06:00
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server farts
USED SCSI-2
KETCHUP PACKET
ADAPTERS ARE NOW
AVAILABLE FROM
MEMORYXSUN.COM
FOR ONLY
$45.00.*

*minimum purchase: 50 units
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-06-14 01:32:00
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RTQP and Mahjong discussion topics
- Watering down alcoholic beverages
- Riced Out Yugo advanced psychology and philosophy discussions
- Analogue vs. Digital (discussion version 1.0 discontinued due to technical issues)
- Drugz
- Raw creativity issues/advantages
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-13 15:48:00
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~&@
also
the fonz
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-06-13 02:51:00
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late in the night
late in the night
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late in the night
late in the night
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-06-13 01:53:00
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The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Posted by The Great Hatsby @ 2007-06-12 19:29:00
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RICED OUT YUGO SALUTES DAVE FISCHER
dave fischer knows where you live - on teh internets. his funktasticly dirigible, calculatingly reclidgible personal home computer can only be described as a synergistic effort of RICED OUT and OLD SKOOL. his wedding was also riced out. he left school because you listen to Grandma. additionally, dave fischer knows how to rock out with geiger counters.

and finally, he reminds me of aaron funk, a.k.a venetian snares.


DAVE FISCHER: RICED OUT YUGO GIVES YOU A RICED OUT SALUTE!!!

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-12 17:31:00
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BUY YUGO HAIR PRODUCTS
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-06-12 15:05:00
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UNSLICED BAGEL
Posted by fuckle @ 2007-06-12 09:33:00
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Public h4x
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-11 18:55:00
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public apology
i'm sowwy
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-06-11 18:32:00
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FOR THE SAVVY VIEWING CONSUMER


ALL THE FASHION WITH ALMOST 800% TIME SAVINGS!!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 18:19:00
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CONSPIRACY SECRET HIDDEN
lol boc
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 17:47:00
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hyuk hyuk
Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2007-06-11 15:48:00
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IN THIS YEAR WE GOT EVER SO FUNKY
YUGO SALUTES
THE INFORMATION SPIRALITES
COSMONAUTING OUT THERE
SHINE ON YOU CRAZY SGTS
PEPPERING TEH INTERWEB WITH
YOUTUBE VIDZ OF PIPERS

40 YEARS LATER
WE STILL GOT ISSUES
BUT AT LEAST PIZZA IS DELIVERED

F

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 15:37:00
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