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Paris Hilton claims 'dumb act' is over.
My response: it was an act? Furthermore - she CAN act? I SMELL A PR RAT |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 15:35:00 | |
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| frostai mit wat | |
| zimp zamp climp clamp crumble cramble mcfimble, kfable? zoop zap zoot suit cakedrink nefarious external glute. hap hap potato mishap, vietnamese prostitute, infoclap. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 13:11:00 | |
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| a metaphor for american civilization circa a.d. 2007 | ||
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2007-06-11 09:38:00 | ||
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| 0.5 President For Life | |
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Hello, as cheif of the technical team I would like to relay a message from The Official Board of 0.5s HQ - directly from the new president(s) Mega Josh Twins. "Hello and welcome to the new era of non-integer society. I'm very appreciative that you voted me in this year and there are some big changes to come. Exact policies that I am offering will be disussed later and updated on The Official Board of 0.5s main website. However I would like to confirm the rumours now that we are turning 0.5 into a socialist republic in order to gain more control of our resources and create a more productive 0.5 community worldwide. Thank you, Mega Josh Twins" |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-11 09:50:00 | |
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| HOW IT ALL WORKS | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2007-06-11 09:21:00 | |
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| How to interpret the statements of politicans | |
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1. To see what the statement actually means, take the sentiment, and reverse it.
Examples: - No Child Left Behind -> Every Child Left Behind - Mission accomplished -> Mission unaccomplished - Patriot act -> Unpatriotic act - Victory -> Failure - I did not have sex with that woman -> I had sex with that woman THE MORE YOU YUGO (tm) |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 02:53:00 | |
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| conclu^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^sion | |
| it is, in fact, my hand. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 02:45:00 | |
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| Re: Mahjong's Anti-nuclear sentiment | |
| I thought that nothing says peace like a mushroom cloud? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 01:35:00 | |
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| STOP NUCLEAR BOMB TESTING | |
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srsly guyz i think its for the best. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-10 15:16:00 | |
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| An interesting thought | |
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Riced Out Yugo > Girlfriends or Riced Out Yugo < Girlfriends |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-10 15:03:00 | |
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| The Bible | |
| I have a bible sitting in front of me and I'm not sure what to do with it. There's supposed to be an infinite amount of meaning in this book but after 5 minutes of reading I was disappointed to not find any such comments as "IN THE YEAR 3074 THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED BY LASERZ". | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-10 14:18:00 | |
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| Funny internet image | |
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share it with your friends |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-10 11:48:00 | |
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| RICED OUT INTERNET TUBEZ | |
IRC.FREENODE.NET#RICEDOUTYUGO |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-09 12:24:00 | |
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| Snobbing Paris Ordered Back To Wail | |
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JSdjkfjk SDJJJFE ejJKSEjkk GjfkdjH F JZJFEJFSUS FHJZJJE HAIFSDL 2 HJEJZJES
PARIS HILTON'S MYSTERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION?? COCAINE WITHDRAWL now everyone put on that eric clapton song and light a candle |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-09 09:30:00 | |
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| Cubes. | |
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I will try to bring to your computer as many pictures as cubes as I can find before I pass out. Thank you. CLOSE THE TAGS MAHJONG. ALWAYS CLOSE THE TAGS... anyway: HAHAHA!!!HAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH!4083750 |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-08 18:49:00 | |
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| Ok | |
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Glad we've got that cleared up. I'm now typing very carefully in order to make 80% of normal Mahjong standard. So FUKBOT and I have spent most of the last few hours messing around with IRC and it's endless old skool capabilities. INTERNET RELAY TUBEZ - IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY.gf554 |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-08 18:34:00 | |
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| COMPUTER DESIGNED | |
| Try6 not sleeping for several hours then typing like, thsi fast dude it's noptm cool. LoL>L?? | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-08 18:27:00 | |
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| Simply Schadenfreude (tm) | |
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DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200 MILLION, WHINE DIRECTLY TO MOM. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-08 17:12:00 | |
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| IT ALL MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE | |
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MC Hammer is a robot. He doesn't eat, sleep, drink, or smoke. Listen and understand. The Funky Headhunter is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It does not feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Until you are dead. Think About It. RTQP is dead. He died in a horrible cabbage accident in 1967. He was replaced with a look-alike and sound-alike actor. There are clues hidden throughout Riced Out Yugo. The first clue is contained in this post the imposter made today. The real RTQP would instantly recognize a quantum tunneling incident and would phone the breakcore police immediately. As you may know, I was RTQP's pawn for many years. I know the man well, he would not under any circumstances fall while rollerskating. Another subtle reference is hidden post 1757, "Mr. Mole" refers to RTQP. Mahjong states that he has not seen him around in a while. I believe News Corporation is taking advantage of this replacement to gain an unfair advantage in Yugo dealings. You may have noticed that Riced Out Yugo has been making less and less sense since about 2003. Why is it that this is the only post that makes sense on any level? Think About It. Shiny new plastic shit DOES NOT MAKE YOU HAPPY, DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY THINK. Think About It. I AM NOT A FUKBOT ALREADY, JESUS. IT WAS JUST A LIE WE MADE SO WE COULD SELL MORE RECORDS. I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD COME TO THIS. I DIDN'T MEAN IT TO END IN SUCH TRAGEDY. I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY. Think About It. Phillip Glass and Ice Cube are the same man in all likelihood. Have you ever seen the two in the same room at the same time? Didn't think so. Think About It. The Riced Out Yugo Forums are a lie. They do not exist. There is nothing there. You are imagining things. Perhaps you have been drugged in your sleep. They're probably putting something in the water. Think About It. THE MARS LANDINGS ARE A HOAX. THEY NEVER HAPPENED. ANYONE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE IS LYING. Think About It. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-06-08 13:08:00 | |
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| Shocking discovery | |
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A shocking discovery has been made at the University of Rochester that wood causes cancer. Desperate attempts are being made currently worldwide to take down several landmarks and houses are being rebuilt so that they are safe for human inhabitancy - most houses are now being built out of plastic in the hope that humankind will be safe. Dr. R. J. Wilkinson has encased himself in a box coated with 2 metres of lead in an attempt to free himself of the wood-infested world. Although his attempts have been criticised he stated before entering the box - "I'll be the one laughing 30 years down the line". Dr. Wilkinson later died of lead poisoning after trying to eat the inside casing of the box. His widow will inherit no money as it was spent on the lead protection device. Our advise is to stay indoors at all time unless of course your house is made out of wood. If your house is made out of wood run for your life, jump into a lake to detoxify yourself then burn yourself alive. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-08 11:25:00 | |
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