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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-27 11:04:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-24 16:31:00 | |
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| Greetings, would you like a refreshing .big_gulp? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-24 14:30:00 | |
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| WHERE YOUR GAS DOLLARS GO | |
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Cost per gallon: $4.20
The breakdown: $0.05 - gas station $0.25 - credit card company $0.40 - production of the actual gasoline $0.50 - legal defense against consumer protection lawsuits $1.00 - advertising and "research" to convince consumers global warming does not exist $2.00 - oil CEO's third yacht AND NOW YOU KNOW care to buy an SUV? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-24 13:20:00 | |
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| Warning: Microwave may be tool of satan | |
| SLFDGJKFLDGKFHDJGJR%EYDFHLFJGKL MICROWAVE!! SATAN!! SHJKDHKTHGHJKSHDn SHKGJHKGJLKsx gnsg HIGH POWER, 3 MINUTES SHFGJKHFDJKghjkhjgdfjkh jfgjjkLS THAT'S NOT A BURRITO, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-24 12:45:00 | |
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| i was riding in my turbozeppelin over clownhenge | |
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when suddenly, a leprechaun appeared w/ fuckle n rtqp in da field below me n i wuz bout 2 say "hi" but they disappeared. i will never know what/why/when/how/qtf it happened. ee i would just stare out past clownhenge for the endless years it would take the sun to lower out in the distance the distance the distance the distance out in the endless the repeating the hall of mirrors that reflects upon themselves like an endless infinite hall of mirrors that is ever redundant self replicating growing infinitely faster and faster and quicker and larger and farther and until it starts br |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-23 19:48:00 | |
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| big ups east side .5 crew | |
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2) WHAT'S UP 2 EAST SIDE .5 CREW. 3) I GOTTA SAY WHAT'S HAPPENIN 2 MY MAN MATH HATER (311), WHAT IT DO. 5) MC MAHJONG IS DOWN WIT US, HE IZ DA WISEST. 7) I GOTTA SAY WHAT'S UP TO THE .5 ATL HOMIES. 11) YO WASSUP 2 MAH UK .5 BUDDIES 13) So you think that Riced Out Yugo had it's start out in .7 If you popped that junk up in the .5 you might not live. 17) FRESH FOR .5 SUCKAS. 19) god i wish i had some xanax right now oh god |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-23 19:36:00 | |
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| Explanation | |
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Riced Out Yugo is actually a small type of fish. All posts relate to the breeding seasons of the fish and how easy they are to get out of the water. Please note this before bothering RTQP. (PS: I am an alternate personality in RTQPs head) |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-23 04:46:00 | |
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| LISTEN! | |
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If you read my krad posts, you'd know News Corporation bought Riced Out Yugo almost nine months ago for $77 million in cash and stock options. 'Rev.' RTQP or Chris Tompkinson as it says on his paychecks from Rupert, has very little to do with the actual day-to-day running of Riced Out Yugo.
Stop asking people, you'll never get it. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-05-22 12:12:00 | |
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| Cluing into you from sector 487 | |
| Lively reportering from your favo[u]rite snax-header. In today's alluring story of Boston Staplers and another random object off of my desk, say the bargain-basement speakers, or the map of Houston, TX underneath the monitor. Which was odd, because I had a laptop, and didn't have an external monitor. I had stuffed it into the little slot where the lid shuts. Maybe I was dreaming, or just blanked out and it appeared there as drawn by ninjas! I realized he was trying to tell me something. I cannot click a cup nor drink a mouse. Ponder upon this lesson for a moment before you think about how the ninja slipped a map of Houston, TX underneath the external CD drive, which was odd as you didn't have an external CD drive, just a box of jello. Jello doesn't store data. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-05-22 04:42:00 | |
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| back-slash hack slash freeride | |
| The NAND gates making up my pseudo-electric digraph planarizer were slightly tangy, so I had to give them a good blowing-out with some retensioning dust. I also checked on its mount, but the partition was cylinder aligned. My favorite color is torange. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-05-22 04:27:00 | |
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| Robots on Rollerskates | |
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People often ask your ol' Reverend... what is this site? This Yugo... thing?
To which I respond... what, you think I know? I could describe the site. I could quote you posts. I could describe the posters - which, yes, are real individuals, not alternate personalities in my head - and their respective attitudes. I could tell you how the site began, how it proceeded, and of various odd coincidences that have popped up along the way. I may even be even to tell you what the hell I was thinking when I wrote this or that post (but, understandly, I am largely in the dark regarding the posts of others). But does any of that actually tell you what it is? Nope. So, please - Stop bothering me. I don't know either. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-22 03:21:00 | |
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| SKRAIGHT OVTTA ROME | |
| FVCK THA EXCOLO COMIN RECTVS EX VNDERGROVND TENER NIGGA GOT IS NOCENS CVZ I'M FRONS NEQVE NEC CETERVS COLO COLVI CVLTVM SIC EXCOLO REPVTO THEY HAVE AVCTORITA NECO A PVPILLVS FVCK VT SHIT CVZ EGO AIN'T THA VNVS PARVMPER PVNK MVTHAFVCKA PER A INSIGNE QVOD A GVN FVTVRVS PVLSVS IN , QVOD CONICIO IN CARCER NOS COVLD VADO TOE VT TOE IN MEDIVS A CELL FVCKIN ME CVZ I'M A TEENAGER PER ALIQVANTVLVS FRENVM OF AVRVM QVOD A PAGER QVESTIO MEVS CAR , VVLTVS PRO VBER REPVTO SVLVM NIGGA EST EXIGO NARCOTICS YOV'D QVINYMO ANIMADVERTO MIHI IN CALAMVS TVNC MIHI QVOD LORENZO VOLVBILIS IN BENZO PELLO PEPVLLI PVLSVM THA EXCOLO OVTTA VVLTVS QVOD VT I'M PERFECTVS , ADDO CROCVS CANDELA VT CANDELA OFF SCAENA OF TRVCIDO ETIAM CAN'T VORO PANIS QVOD VNDA EGO DON'T TENEO SI THEY FAGS VEL QVIS QVAERO A NIGGA DOWN QVOD CARPO SVVS LAMNIA LAMMINA LAMNA QVOD VICISSIM , VACVVS A GVN THEY CAN'T ADEPTO NVLLVS TAMEN DON'T PERMISSVM IS EXSISTO A NIGER QVOD A NIVEVS VNVS CVZ THEY SLAM YA TENVS VICVS CAPVT CAPITIS NIGER EXCOLO OSTENDO SICCO PRO NIVEVS COP GLACIES CVBE MOS EFFERVO IN VLLVS MVTHAFVCKA IN A PVTEVLANVS SIMILITVDO IVSTVS CVZ I'M EX CPT PVNK EXCOLO ES AFRAID MEI A TENER NIGGA IN A WARPATH QVOD VT I'M PERFECTVS IT'S GONNA EXSISTO A STRAGES OF COPS DYIN IN LA YO DRE , EGO GOT QVISPIAM LOQVOR FVCK EXCOLO (4X) ASTVS C. REN , MOS VOS COMMODO TRIBVO VESTRI TESTIMONY VT JVRY SVPER IS FVCKED SVRSVM INCIDENT. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-21 19:29:00 | |
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| Contradiction of terms | |
| This sentence is infact true. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-21 12:37:00 | |
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| the truth | |
| EVERYTHING ON R1C3D 0UT YuG0 IS A LIE | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-21 06:58:00 | |
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| Superior h4x feed | |
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H4XLE FEED. VALVE MAGNET. EXTREME GAS PRESSURE. COGNITION ATTACK. 40743095985445 |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-21 04:13:00 | |
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| Little-known facts of large note | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-21 00:49:00 | |
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| in which i compose my usual syllabic salad using an existing linguistic structure | |
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padilla godzilla faux ho vanilla clam bo lamb ham ham gorilla |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-20 00:34:00 | |
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| Attention everybody | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-19 22:31:00 | |
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| Super flux | |
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I should be asleep but no, I'm not. The brain needs to be at rest but in a way it is - resting at it's natural home. Personally I think this computer needs a rest. The chipsets need to cool down and get ready for another full day of casual abuse. Let's think about this, we have a huge information resource at our fingertips - we can communicate almost as instantly as human reflexes with people half way across the globe... ... and obviously it's used to it's FULL potential by holding important projects such as Riced Out Yugo together. That's right kids - what is The Internet for? A: Pornography B: Riced Out Yugo C: All of the above Yes the CORRECT answer would of course be C. But the most important fact to take in from this multiple choice answer is not what it contains but what it does NOT contain. There's another option in there, usually blind to the eye. What does that tell you about life? Well it tells you a lot of things about life. Everything is not always as it seems, there is more to be seen, and also that The Intenet holds much trickery. Mind you the Yugo staff are NEVER here to trick you... we preach only the truth and I hope now you understand that. On a side note: 388400828838925542100f45654641f4 |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-19 22:25:00 | |
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