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Riced Out Yugo

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OMG APPLE
IPOD CORRUPTED PLEASE CONTACTTTT SUPPORT OR USE HAMMER.EXE AND APPLY TO THE [BODY] OF THE IPOD. Q-JDSJ ERROR CODE USING 5555646 NUMPAD DEVICE SUPPORT. PLEASE UNPLUG FROM MICROSOFT WINDOWS.D970493IOKJMELDVMLKJFF'SL.DL;P['FG;WB NN GJFDOI[' FIXT.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-19 17:42:00
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GARRETT WANG

Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-19 11:29:00
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shrek wat?
TAPE MACHINE BEHIND GLASS. SHREK 3 IS ON MY NEWSPAPER. SHREK 3 IS ON MY TOILET PAPER. SHREK 3 IS ON MY SODA CUP. SHREK 3 IS ON MY CHEESEBURGER WRAPPER. SHREK 3 IS ON MY CHEESEBURGER. SHREK 3 IS ON MY PERSCRIPTION MEDICATION. SHREK 3 IS BURNED INTO MY TOAST. SHREK 3 IS ON MY SHREK 2. I WISH I KNEW WHAT IT WAS. IS IT EDIBLE? WILL IT MAKE ME LOSE WEIGHT WITHOUT ACTUALLY EXPENDING EFFORT? PERHAPS THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS BEHIND IT. IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY A STEAMING TURD IN PRETTY WRAPPING PAPER DESIGNED TO CAPITALIZE ON A FORMERLY SUCCESSFUL MOVIE. HAVE YOU SEEN ROCKY 52 OR TERMINATOR 7 YET? ARNIE'S TORSO AND BUTT DOUBLES EMIT AN OSCAR-WORTHY STAND-IN PERFORMANCE.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-18 23:55:00
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oh snap
egate-return -Wcast-align -Wdeclaration-after-statement -Wendif-labels -Werror-implicit-function -declaration -Wextra -Wno-sign-compare -Wno-unused-parameter -Winit-self -Wmissing-declarations -Wmissing-noreturn -Wmissing-prototypes -Wnested-externs -Wpointer-arith -Wundef -pthread -I/usr/include/glib-2.0 -I/usr/lib/glib-2.0/include -DDATADIR=\"/usr/local/share\" -DLIBDIR=\"/usr/local/lib/libpurple\" -I../../../libpurple -I../../../libpurple -Wall -Waggregate-return -Wcast-align -Wdeclaration-after-statement -Wendif-labels -Werror-implicit-function-declaration -Wextra -Wno-sign-compare -Wno-unused-parameter -Winit-self -Wmissing-declarations -Wmissing-noreturn -Wmissing-prototypes -Wnested-externs -Wpointer-arith -Wundef -pthread -I/usr/include/glib-2.0 -I/usr/lib/glib-2.0/include -g -g -O2 -MT ssl_nss_la-ssl-nss.lo -MD -MP -MF ".deps/ssl_nss_la-ssl-nss.Tpo" -c -o ssl_nss_la-ssl-nss.lo `test -f 'ssl-nss.c' \|\| echo './'`ssl-nss.c; \ then mv -f ".deps/ssl_nss_la-ssl-nss.Tpo" ".deps/ssl_nss_la-ssl-nss.Plo"; else rm -f ".deps/ssl_nss_la-ssl-nss.Tpo"; exit 1; fi o shit u got lazerz?
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-18 21:13:00
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The Button
The Lieutenant pondered over the decision. His finger loomed over the button. He had his orders and he had his doubts. Ultimately, he knew the choice wasn't his. His finger came down. Electrical contactors slammed closed, motors spun up, lights flashed on the control panel. Four minutes later the Generals popcorn was ready.
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-05-17 22:48:00
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LAWMAKERS UNVEIL UNWORKABLE TURBO AMNESTY
LAWMAKERS HAVE UNVEILED A REVOLUTIONARY NEW BILL. "WE ARE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS BILL," SAID POLITICIAN Q. ASSHAT, "EVEN THOUGH IT HAS NO CHANCE OF PASSING - THEN WE COULDN'T USE IT AS A POLITICAL FOOTBALL IN 2008." THE BILL HAS CAUSED A RUCKUS ON THIS HERE CAPITOL HILL, AS IT HAS THE POTENTIAL FOR UNWORKABLE AMNESTY. "I AM AGAINST THIS BILL," SAID MEATLOAF Q. THICKNECK, "AS IF IT PASSES, MILLIONS OF IMMIGRANTS ILLEGALLY IN THE COUNTRY WILL STEAL THE JOBS THEY ALREADY HAVE." OTHERS WERE MORE MAGNANIMOUS. "INITIALLY I WAS SORT OF SKEPTICAL, BUT ONCE I SAW THE WORD 'TURBO' I KNEW I WAS LOOKING AT A WINNER," SAID SENATOR HOOKER J. PORKBARREL. JOHN MCCAIN HAD NO COMMENT SANS LOOKING LIKE A WAX SCULPTURE ON VICODIN.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-17 21:42:00
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WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, SOME KIND OF RHETORICAL QUESTION?
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-16 20:42:00
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what
rout yugo is not odd. you, your lack of roy. it's odd. it doesn't make sense. it's antidada. yugo is not postmodern. no, not gibberish. antigibberish. hats, tubes, pipes, they flow like blood. blood all in the tubes. we wake up and sense. we wake up and understand. we wake up and see. we dream of the night. we dream of the dreamer's dreams. we dream of undreams. creating a fabric. creating a fabric of truth. a fabric of lies. lies and truth, nothing. I want to feel awake now. I want to sleep. good night.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-14 17:38:00
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riced out yugo threatens national security
plutonium implosion triggers - $5 W80 warhead schematics - $10 weapons-grade plutonium - $20 Minuteman III launch codes - $50 George W. Bush's underwear - $420 EVERYTHING MUST GO
Posted by fuckle @ 2007-05-13 22:48:00
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ERDECTIVES
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-13 22:13:00
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POST TO YUGO
TYPE MUSIC TO RHYTHM COGNISCATE VIA RECURSION FLAP HEAD VIA LSD REHEAT POTATO IN MICROWAVE ADMIT DEFEAT VIA SEMAPHORE COLLECT EXTRUSIONS VIA ANNEALING DEFEND EGO VIA ACADEMICS APPEAR HIRSTUTE VIA SYSTEMICS
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-13 22:07:00
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a poem about hubert herbert winkler
hubert herbert winkler was an absolute incredible stinker but upon occasion a deep thinker shit what can he say he said im a fuckin criminal car full of limes crossin' bridges liminal
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-13 21:26:00
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Irony

Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-13 16:00:00
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runrunrunrunrun-un-r-un-n-ru-n---r----r
:q start %0 goto q
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-13 15:56:00
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This doesn't bode well
It's the rutting season for tea cozies...
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-05-12 16:15:00
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a confrontation in the making

Posted by fuckle @ 2007-05-12 14:15:00
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phil spector's wig damages prosecution's case
some things are diachronicly divisible via malarky. was it between the encisers or the bookshelf? vivaciously, ham extrudes teatime. HAIR. HAIR. WALL OF SOUND. macca macca macca?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-11 21:27:00
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WOOP WOOP
Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police! Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast! Stand clear! Don man a-talk You can't stand where I stand, you can't walk where I walk Watch out! We run New York Police man come, we bust him out the park I know this for a fact, you don't like how I act You claim I'm sellin' crack But you be doin' that I'd rather say "see ya" Cause I would never be ya Be a officer? You WICKED overseer! Ya hotshot, wanna get props and be a saviour First show a little respect, change your behavior Change your attitude, change your plan There could never really be justice on stolen land Are you really for peace and equality? Or when my car is hooked up, you know you wanna follow me Your laws are minimal Cause you won't even think about lookin' at the real criminal This has got to cease Cause we be getting HYPED to the sound of da police! Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police! Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast! Now here's a likkle truth Open up your eye While you're checking out the boom-bap, check the exercise Take the word "overseer," like a sample Repeat it very quickly in a crew for example Overseer Overseer Overseer Overseer Officer, Officer, Officer, Officer! Yeah, officer from overseer You need a little clarity? Check the similarity! The overseer rode around the plantation The officer is off patroling all the nation The overseer could stop you what you're doing The officer will pull you over just when he's pursuing The overseer had the right to get ill And if you fought back, the overseer had the right to kill The officer has the right to arrest And if you fight back they put a hole in your chest! (Woop!) They both ride horses After 400 years, I've _got_ no choices! The police them have a little gun So when I'm on the streets, I walk around with a bigger one (Woop-woop!) I hear it all day Just so they can run the light and be upon their way Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police! Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast! Check out the message in a rough stylee The real criminals are the C-O-P You check for undercover and the one PD But just a mere Black man, them want check me Them check out me car for it shine like the sun But them jealous or them vexed cause them can't afford one Black people still slaves up til today But the Black police officer nah see it that way Him want a salary Him want it So he put on a badge and kill people for it My grandfather had to deal with the cops My great-grandfather dealt with the cops My GREAT grandfather had to deal with the cops And then my great, great, great, great... when it's gonna stop?! Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police! Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast!
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-11 16:27:00
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what rtqp learned today
do not use a plastic fork to cook bacon, as the heat will cause the fork to melt. while i appreciated having a little dali in my day, i did not appreciate having it in my bacon.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-11 13:32:00
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Floating away
As I am posting this I am slowly floating away from the "real world" and falling into the void that is my imagination. Wondering less about responcibility and more about how long it would take to calculate pi to 204,000 digits on a 4.8ghz processor.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-11 11:17:00
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