Riced Out Yugo
CAPS LOCK
LET THE BASSLINE GET YOU.
LET THE BASSLINE GET YOU.
LET THE BASSLINE GET YOU.
THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF PRESSURE.

LET THE BASSLINE GET YOU.
LET THE BASSLINE GET YOU.
LET THE BASSLINE GET YOU.
THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF PRESSURE.

SOME SAY THE X, GET'S YOU FUCKED UP.
SOME SAY THE X, MAKES THE SEX BETTER, BETTER, BETTER - WHOSWHOSNEXTMMSFDHG SMACKMYBITCH UP CHANGE MY PITCH UP WITH DIESEL POWER. CHARLY SAYS ALWAYS TELL YOUR MUMMY BEFORE YOU GET SOME APHEX ACID YOU CUNTS. COME ON YOU SLAGSDSJUJFGJJ85493843NFJDSIFSKMLFKMFDSDFASD




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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-28 14:00:00
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-27 21:45:00
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packet storm insecurity
welcome to zzzpt 0.23
::: grep enlightenment
grep: finding true enlightenment is impossible.
grep: enlightenment must find you.
grep: like in soviet russia.
::: ls
creative_laziness
crunk
ceci_n'est_pas_une_pipe
riced
::: lets get fucked up
k
::: ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H
qtf? stop tryin ta hax
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-27 20:39:00
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what is yugo?
three pounds of hax
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-27 20:09:00
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Forever less one day
Jack Valenti, dead at 85.

If you buy a Jack Valenti you have a copy. If you want a backup Valenti you buy another one.

[Valenti should stay dead] forever less one day.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-04-27 19:13:00
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inspector


watternutter.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-26 02:30:00
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If Lil' Jon orders 7 items off the dolla menu, how many dollas has he spent?
here are some titles that didn't make it as the title of this post:

  1. ted coppel confronts cancer... AND KICKS ITS ASS
  2. ishmail hax
  3. doc, i'm walkin' on sunshine
  4. FINISH... THE STORY!! what about the gland?
  5. how to robert moog elevator hax malarky thesis lateitude
  6. fact: tacoma narrows are not made by royota
  7. YOUR MOVE, CREEP.
  8. what are all these har widgets doin' stoppin' my door???
  9. the dynamics of claire mandel's average platoon
  10. ben's wagon is overloaded. and this provides the final factor.
  11. i'd make fun of the PS3 here but i'm starting to pity it
  12. attention men with thinning hair
  13. drugs, wigs, or weeds
  14. i require a fart transplant
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-26 02:02:00
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Shit
I justm poked mujmself in te eye, t's prettyb pauinful and the monitor is ionly half in focums
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-24 16:38:00
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A Design Study for Thermal Control of a CVD Reactor for YBCO
000000000000000000000, 000000000000, one septendecillion. 1000000000000000000000 , 000000000000000000000, 00000000 0000000, one octadecillion 00000000000 0000000000,00... 000000000000000 .000,000,00... 000000000000000000000 ,00. ... 000000000000000000000 ,00... People. WHERE ARE THEY ALL? ...BeatThisNoob
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-24 11:06:00
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big moneye
ok, so this one day i wuz chillin in da hood wit mah homiez and then i wuz like we need 2 get crunk so then it was like "OH YEAH" and the KOOLAID MAN busted through all them brickwalls and it was like holyshit crunk and we partied all night long with the lights and the cops showed up but i just pulled out my gat and they wuz runnin scared we were crunk i got all the money and all the koolaid and whatnot and all up in da hood and it was like crunk flashing lights and flashing shit and it was just incredible. ice cube would've been proud. and then we pulled out the fire hydrants and we vandalized all them fire hydrants and the fire hydrants were spraying water all up on everything and it was crunk with the fire hydrant vandalism. fire hydrant vandalizm saved my life that night. the music was all loud and we put koolaid all up in all the pipes going to everything so everywhere in the city koolaid was comin out da faucet and everyone was off da chain. we all had koolaid and it was like uhuhuhuhuh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. go, go shorty
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-24 11:01:00
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ALL YOUR DATA ARE BELONGING TO US
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-23 15:48:00
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the great beyond
the great beyond
i've stepped off the edge
this is the beginning. this is the end. why do I like this situation I'm in? why do I subject myself to this. why do I put up with it? BECAUSE I WANT TO. BECAUSE I WANT TO. g-funkle funkle funkle. pnrfne is backing me up. pnrfne is backing me up!!!!!!!!!! 1111 cover me, pnrfne. cover me with plastic. you don't understand because I don't understand. it's that simple. hahahaha.haha ha.h ah.ha.a.h.ah.ha.h. ah.a.ha.haha h.ah.a.h.ah.ah.ah. FUCK WALT WHITMAN. FUCK HIM. souless tasteless piece of pretentious fuckface garbage. walt whitman would know real poetry if it stole his sandwiches.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-23 12:38:00
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More meaning than the AQA Anthology
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-23 11:46:00
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Poems for distractible young men
ashes to ashes,
dust to dust,
did you see that lady
with the really nice bust?

there are some who prefer fire
and others that prefer ice
personally, i find
brunettes
are nice
and will suffice.

Two
Incredible
Terrific
Tantalizing
Inviting
Erection
Supersections

pee wee herman
had a thing for mermen
whenever they were about
they had him squirmin'
only ol' richard simmons
outgayed pee wee herman
personally, i suspect he was german.

my teacher told me
to write this dumb poem,
well, here you go,
now time to go hoem.

roses are red
violets are blue
this rhyme is a classic
so let me stick it in you

[walt whitman parody i can't bring myself to write]

there once was a man from nantucket...
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-23 06:29:00
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62690a95c6fbc88af4490ae89922fef4
+37° 14' 20.70",
-115° 49' 9.77"
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-22 14:19:00
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i made a promise to her
and i kept it
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-22 09:41:00
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bluh
that was a lot of fuckin' nitrous. the wal-marts in three neighboring towns were out of whipped cream.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-04-22 04:00:00
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"There's a master plan
My bedroom doors open wide
The covers slip over me and so does the daily furniture
I float down the stairs and there
There I can see the truth
It sits in the form of a five sided cube
And this is where I belong."

Taken from Dr. Cognition's GCSE AQA Anthology: Revised Edition. Only £29.99
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-21 16:48:00
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Parents worried about recent "Yugo" fad
You may have heard of “Yugo” – it’s been a hit with the youth of today and is popular in playgrounds throughout the US and UK. However there is a dark side to this harmless craze – GNC (Generic News Corporation) recently announced that Yugo could lead to hard drug taking and binge drinking. This analysis has been gathered using T.I.H.S data collection techniques and is believed to be extremely accurate. GNCs advice is to keep your children away from this dangerous phase and to not allow them to be friends with children involved with Yugo.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-21 16:44:00
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orly
F(0)= 0
F(1)= 1
F(2)= 1
F(3)= 2
F(4)= 3
F(5)= 5
F(6)= 2^3
F(7)= 13
F(8)= 3 * 7
F(9)= 2 * 17
F(10)= 5 * 11
F(11)= 89
F(12)= 2^4 * 3^2
F(13)= 233
F(14)= 13 * 29
F(15)= 2 * 5 * 61
F(16)= 3 * 7 * 47
F(17)= 1597
F(18)= 2^3 * 17 * 19
F(19)= 37 * 113
F(20)= 3 * 5 * 11 * 41
F(21)= 2 * 13 * 421
F(22)= 89 * 199
F(23)= 28657
F(24)= 2^5 * 3^2 * 7 * 23
F(25)= 5^2 * 3001
F(26)= 233 * 521
F(27)= 2 * 17 * 53 * 109
F(28)= 3 * 13 * 29 * 281
F(29)= 514229
F(30)= 2^3 * 5 * 11 * 31 * 61
F(31)= 557 * 2417
F(32)= 3 * 7 * 47 * 2207
F(33)= 2 * 89 * 19801
F(34)= 1597 * 3571
F(35)= 5 * 13 * 141961
F(36)= 2^4 * 3^3 * 17 * 19 * 107
F(37)= 73 * 149 * 2221
F(38)= 37 * 113 * 9349
F(39)= 2 * 233 * 135721
F(40)= 3 * 5 * 7 * 11 * 41 * 2161
F(41)= 2789 * 59369
F(42)= 2^3 * 13 * 29 * 211 * 421
F(43)= 433494437
F(44)= 3 * 43 * 89 * 199 * 307
F(45)= 2 * 5 * 17 * 61 * 109441
F(46)= 139 * 461 * 28657
F(47)= 2971215073
F(48)= 2^6 * 3^2 * 7 * 23 * 47 * 1103
F(49)= 13 * 97 * 6168709
F(50)= 5^2 * 11 * 101 * 151 * 3001
F(51)= 2 * 1597 * 6376021
F(52)= 3 * 233 * 521 * 90481
F(53)= 953 * 55945741
F(54)= 2^3 * 17 * 19 * 53 * 109 * 5779
F(55)= 5 * 89 * 661 * 474541
F(56)= 3 * 7^2 * 13 * 29 * 281 * 14503
F(57)= 2 * 37 * 113 * 797 * 54833
F(58)= 59 * 19489 * 514229
F(59)= 353 * 2710260697
F(60)= 2^4 * 3^2 * 5 * 11 * 31 * 41 * 61 * 2521
F(61)= 4513 * 555003497
F(62)= 557 * 2417 * 3010349
F(63)= 2 * 13 * 17 * 421 * 35239681
F(64)= 3 * 7 * 47 * 1087 * 2207 * 4481
F(65)= 5 * 233 * 14736206161
F(66)= 2^3 * 89 * 199 * 9901 * 19801
F(67)= 269 * 116849 * 1429913
F(68)= 3 * 67 * 1597 * 3571 * 63443
F(69)= 2 * 137 * 829 * 18077 * 28657
F(70)= 5 * 11 * 13 * 29 * 71 * 911 * 141961
F(71)= 6673 * 46165371073
F(72)= 2^5 * 3^3 * 7 * 17 * 19 * 23 * 107 * 103681
F(73)= 9375829 * 86020717
F(74)= 73 * 149 * 2221 * 54018521
F(75)= 2 * 5^2 * 61 * 3001 * 230686501
F(76)= 3 * 37 * 113 * 9349 * 29134601
F(77)= 13 * 89 * 988681 * 4832521
F(78)= 2^3 * 79 * 233 * 521 * 859 * 135721
F(79)= 157 * 92180471494753
F(80)= 3 * 5 * 7 * 11 * 41 * 47 * 1601 * 2161 * 3041
F(81)= 2 * 17 * 53 * 109 * 2269 * 4373 * 19441
F(82)= 2789 * 59369 * 370248451
F(83)= 99194853094755497
F(84)= 2^4 * 3^2 * 13 * 29 * 83 * 211 * 281 * 421 * 1427
F(85)= 5 * 1597 * 9521 * 3415914041
F(86)= 6709 * 144481 * 433494437
F(87)= 2 * 173 * 514229 * 3821263937
F(88)= 3 * 7 * 43 * 89 * 199 * 263 * 307 * 881 * 967
F(89)= 1069 * 1665088321800481
F(90)= 2^3 * 5 * 11 * 17 * 19 * 31 * 61 * 181 * 541 * 109441
F(91)= 13^2 * 233 * 741469 * 159607993
F(92)= 3 * 139 * 461 * 4969 * 28657 * 275449
F(93)= 2 * 557 * 2417 * 4531100550901
F(94)= 2971215073 * 6643838879
F(95)= 5 * 37 * 113 * 761 * 29641 * 67735001
F(96)= 2^7 * 3^2 * 7 * 23 * 47 * 769 * 1103 * 2207 * 3167
F(97)= 193 * 389 * 3084989 * 361040209
F(98)= 13 * 29 * 97 * 6168709 * 599786069
F(99)= 2 * 17 * 89 * 197 * 19801 * 18546805133
F(100)= 3 * 5^2 * 11 * 41 * 101 * 151 * 401 * 3001 * 570601
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-21 16:01:00
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