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| calculating the centroid of a yugo | |
| calculating the centroid (gravitational center) of a yugo is a rather difficult procedure, due to the fact that a yugo is a large, complex, and irregularly shaped object. calculating the exact average of any of the three dimensions is out of the question - it is merely a question of how much effort we are willing to expend for accuracy. on the lean end of the effort spectrum, we can visually estimate the x-dimension center simply via some protractors and string. estimating the y-dimension center is more difficult, but manageable if one notices that most of the weight will be concentrated in the engine block (yes, even in a yugo). the z-dimension is near-impossible to estimate using the eye and simple tools. we are forced to begin constructing apparati, which unfortunately are too complex to be described here. roughly, however - sans the availability of professional measurement equipment, the best method is to suspend the yugo in the air via a number of chains, and vary the tensions in order to better see how mass is distributed. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-01 19:11:00 | |
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| An official statement from The Board of 0.5 | |
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As the director of The Board of 0.5 I would like to express my utter outrage for the use of the phrase “0.7” on a previous Yugo article. I am aware that scandalous 0.7 preaching are published on this website, however this particular outrage was unique. “0.5” and “0.7” were placed in a text body very close together – this could have had catastrophic results such as the collapse of space time had we been extremely unlucky. It has to be stressed that such forces should not be mixed together in any context and I am pleading with the Yugo staff to be extremely careful in the near future. Thank you for your attention, John Swimgates |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-01 19:01:00 | |
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| PEACE FOR MANKIND | |
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FACE FOR MANKIND TEATS FOR MANKIND I HAVEN'T TAKEN A SHOWER IN 3 DAYS! PEACE FOR MANKIND PEACEWALKER!!!!!!!!! |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-01 18:33:00 | |
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| Conspiracy | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-01 18:26:00 | |
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| Getting to the centre of The Yugo | |
| I think it's something to do with quantum gravity. I'll get back to you on that one. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-01 18:19:00 | |
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| how many licks does it take to get to the center of a yugo | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-01 15:25:00 | |
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| comin' straight outta cthulthu | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-01 15:01:00 | |
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| FUNT CLUB | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-31 20:38:00 | |
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| O YEAS | |
Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory has reunited and cut a funky-fresh track for you!!
The Draglands of East TimorDr. Hat's Marigold Factory |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-31 05:57:00 | |
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| bunt | |
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bunt bunt cunk rflunk kerberoz mario telnetd |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-30 23:31:00 | |
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| rtqp notes no. 23621 | |
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12:35. toboggans are in the waxing. winrar is only up to 1974, and it'd better hurry up, the fucker. i had to catch this catapult before the next siege.
and that's when it struck me: i'm writing a riced out yugo post. i was writing in the past tense, about the present. i rather enjoyed it, and am making a note to continue the practice hinterforth. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-30 11:39:00 | |
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| Some thoughts | |
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- if asians rice out cars, do americans hamburger out trucks? - what if q were the most used letter in the english language? - what if france had kicked germany's ass? would senators encourage the use of the term "freedomfooters" instead? - did you just snicker when you read the term "freedomfooters"? i suspect this because i did when i wrote it. - on that note, i wonder what sort of candy bar a chuckle is. i think a giggle sounds more like a gumdrop or something. - what adjectives define you as a person? - would your elders approve of your action-item list? - why the hell are there so many images of people in judge wigs on this damn site? - if someone started a cell phone provider in the US that didn't suck, they would totally make a killing. - ditto for cable, internet. - hacked by skype. - everyone looks like a tool when they are wearing a bluetooth headset. i demand to see a photo of the inventor of the device. he probably looks like steve mann. maybe he is steve mann. man ol' mann. that man. - steve pinker got the top score in crystal quest and i just can't fucking beat the ol' windbag's score. - at your next party have a reeses pizza. - freedom spamburgers - what if e weren't a vowel? - how long does it take hamburgers to unthaw? - what if riced out yugo were perfectly clear to anyone who read it? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-29 03:11:00 | |
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| The war on grapes. | |
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THE NEGATIVE EFFECTS OF GRAPES ARE APPARENT. GRAPES ARE THE NEW GATEWAY DRUG. THEY'RE ALSO THE NEW DELL DRUG (DUDE, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO HEROIN). GRAPES HAVE BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY LINKED TO .5 AND .7. GRAPES CAUSE LUNG CANCER. GRAPES CAUSE BLOODCLOTS. THE GRAPES OF WRATH WEREN'T CALLED GRAPES FOR NO REASON. THERE IS NO "I" IN "GRAPES", BUT THERE SURE AS HELL IS "RAPE" AND "APE". WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? GRAPES KILL BRAIN CELLS. GRAPES KILL FUCKERS LIKE YOU. PNRFNE IS NOT DOWN WIT GRAPES. NOT AT ALL. YOU WON'T TOUCH GRAPES ANYMORE IF YOU HAVE HALF A BRAINCELL LEFT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PREGNANT WOMEN WHEN THEY TAKE GRAPES>?? I SURE AS HELL DON'T, BUT LET ME TELL YOU IT AIN'T PRETTY. GRAPES GET SOLD ON THE STREET WITH COMMON NAMES LIKE "GURRAPZ", "CTHULTHU", "RTQP", "RICE", AND "SPEED". DON'T TRUST PEOPLE WITH GRAPES. GRAPES CAUSE INVOLUNTARY QUACKERY. THEY INDUCE PREMATURE RETARDATION (EG: MC HAMMER). READIN MY RIGHTS 'N SHIT, IT'S ALL JUNK.. FUCK YOU UP. YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL BECAUSE YOU DO GRAPES, DON'T YOU? YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS? TOO BAD, YOU FUCKER ARE ALL GONNA DIE. THE SURGEON GENERAL IS COMING FOR YOU, AND HE WILL NOT STOP EVER, UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD. HE IS A MACHINE, A GRAPE-TAKIN', TEENAGER-KILLIN', CORPsE-RAPIN', MIND-BLOWIN', BIKE-STEALIN', CRACK-SMOKIN' SURGEON GENERAL MACHINE. THAT TINFOIL ON YOUR TIRES WON'T SAVE YOU, PUNK. THAT RFID TAG IN YOUR ID WON'T SAVE YOU. THAT PACK OF CIGARETTES WON'T SAVE YOU, UNLESS YOU SECOND HAND SMOKE HIM TO DEATH, BUT I DON'T RECOMMEND THIS BECAUSE I TRIED IT ONCE AND IT DIDN'T WORK ON HIM TOO WELL. ALSO, ATTACK HIS WEAK POINT, HIS WARNING LABEL. THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS A WARNING LABEL ON HIS FOREHEAD. IT IS A WEAKPOINT JUST BECAUSE IT IS. TRUST ME. JUST DO IT. THE SURGEON GENERAL KNOWS YOUR IP ADDRESS. HE KNOWS YOUR LOCATION THANKS TO MODERN GOOGLE-BASED PEER-EDITED TECHNOLOGY. HE'S READY TO FUCK YOU UP WITH WEB3.0, ARE YOU? NO. YOU'RE NOT. YOU STILL GOT TABLEZ IN UR HTML, WTF. MAN HE'S GOT DA SATELLITE TRACKIN' SHIT, HE'S GOT ECHELON ALL UP ON YO ASS. HE'S GONNA BUST A HEAT-SEEKIN' ROBOT MOVIE SPECIAL EFFECTS CAP IN YO ASS. HE'S GOT A SPATULA, CAN YOU HANDLE A SPATULA? HELL NO. HE DRIVES A CHEVY. HE DRIVES A REAL AMERICAN SUV WITH THE 20 METERS PER GALLON, HOW'S THAT FOR REAL AMERICA? HUH? TAKE THAT. LITERALLY. YOU THINK BATMAN'S GONNA SAVE YOU? BATMAN AIN'T GOT SHIT COMIN'. BATMAN IS STANDIN AROUND, JUST HANGIN. HE'S CHILLIN ALL UP IN HSI CAVE SMOKIN DA GRAPES. THAT'S WUT GRAPES DO TO YOU, MAN. THEY MAKE YOU VULNERABLE TO BATMAN. BATMAN IS TRAVELIN FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT. AS IN SPEED, I MEAN GRAPES. AND BY GRAPES, I MEAN A THINLY VEILED ANALOGY TO THE VIETNAM WAR WHICH IN TURN IS REFERENCING THE STYLISTIC METAPHOR PRESENT IN THE 1991 NOVEL PHENETHYLAMINES I HAVE KNOWN AND LOVED: A CHEMICAL LOVE STORY. ACTUALLY, I'VE NEVER EVEN READ THAT BOOK, IT'S ABOUT GRAPES OR SOMETHING. PERHAPS I'M TRYING TO CONFUSE YOU WITH MY CRUNK-FU, OR PERHAPS MY CONFUSION IS CLARIFYING MY INTENTIONS. OODA-LOOP UP IN YOUR FACE. OODA-LOOP ALL UP IN YOUR BISCUITS. YOUR FANCY LITTLE FACK FACK FACK BISCUITS THAT YOU BOUGHT AT HARDEEZ. MAN YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS? I'M DOWN WITH PNRFNE, HE KNOWS DAT SHIT. YOU KNOW?! YYYEAH YOU KNOW. I'M ON A ROLL, BUT PEOPLE WANT ME TO STOP ROLLIN, BUT I CAN'T MAN. I'M A ROLLING MAN BY NATURE. IT'S LIKE THAT ONE DUDE, "THE UNDERTAKER", YOU KNOW THE WRESTLER? WIT DA SONG "ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN"... MY BROTHER WATCHES THAT SHIT, WHAT THE FUCKLE IZ HE THINKING, SERIOUSLY, THE SURGEON GENERAL WATCHES THAT SHIT. ICE CUBE DOESN'T WATCH THAT SHIT, NEITHER DOES _____. ALSO, DON'T BREATHE LIKE THAT, IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL REALLY WEIRD. IN FACT, I'M STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD MYSELF... VERY WEIRAIDFJAUIHFSDAFBDITY84U5384H5RIWEUHFI UWAHDFKJCASHDFKASFDSFASLDFMKASDFKAMK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ RRRRRRRRRR MMM WTF ASRGAERIOTGJAIOEWRTJALISE AFLJASDLFKNMASKLCFMASDLK 100102010100100101010010010101001019 WHERE IS THIS SHIT GOIN 49149012040120401420 0.5 0.5 0.5 0.7 0.7 0.7 what the HELL IS GOING ON !?$!@?$!@ argh where am i. where are you. where1?!?!? WHY ?!!?! HELP ME I CAN"T HANDLE THE OVERLOAD the WORLD IS FUCKING INSIDE IN whaT THE FUCKSA ASARGH I"M NOT TRIPPING OUT I"M COMPLETELY SOBER SOBER, MAN, LIKE SOVIET RUSSIA. YOU FEEL ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????? !!! !!! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!! ! ! ! INTERRORBANG IS THIS GARBAGE DATA? GARBAGE IN - GARBAGE OUT? NO? YES? GIVE ME THE MEANING OF LIFE, BITCHES. DO IT ALREADY? plplzpzlzplzplzpzlzplzplzp COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. GODDAMMIT YOUR SHIT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-27 22:41:00 | |
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| attention: hyperfukbot is not god | |
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this is the third time today that I've been deified. plz stop. ty. (22:14:12) [username edited for privacy]: ratboy u r mi god what the FLAMINGO is this nonsense????? |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-27 22:15:00 | |
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| The Prodigy?? | |
| is liam the prodigy? is the prodigy liam? are you the prodgy? are we the prodigy? is he the prodigy? is she the prodigy? is that jack russell terrier the prodigy? am i prodigy? is liam the prodigy? isn't he? the prodigy u noe. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 22:07:00 | |
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| YO U | |
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WEAT U WANN!>?~?
THINK U CAN?>?? I NOE IT. O JES. CLAM@u. ALL CLAM!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 20:38:00 | |
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| YO U | |
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WEAT U WANN!>?~?
THINK U CAN?>?? I NOE IT. O JES. CLAM@u. ALL CLAM!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 20:38:00 | |
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| finky time bringa loca butt | |
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finky time bringa loca butt vanden plue rinkadue dutt |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 20:00:00 | |
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| the gay secular Jew machine | |
| Right wing conspiracies involving News Corporation, grapes, Riced Out Yugo and new scab posters; more at 11. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-27 16:45:00 | |
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| Friends, do not listen to these falsehoods. | |
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Any respectable non-integer citizen will realise that .7s preachings are unethical and downright ridiculous. The main aim of the 0.7 Republic is to brainwash it's members into believing it's extremely biased views. You must resist this cult for as long as it lasts, stay loyal to the Board of 0.5
Thank you for your time. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-27 16:40:00 | |
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