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| an important message from the .7 for life coalition | |
| recently, notices from the .5 for death coalition purporting blatant falsehoods to be fact have been circulated. we here at the righteous, decent .7 for life coalition should be your sole trusted source for non-integer information. anything published by the .5 colaition is likely to be slander, libel, and full of atrocious spelling errors. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 16:32:00 | |
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| YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR GRAPES | |
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you kids. i know how it is with you - grapes grapes grapes. well, i'm old!! you think i got time to fuck about with grapes all day? no-sir-ee-bob, why i had to take the trash out five times before breakfast this morning. after vomiting that many times i wagered breakfast was unwarranted, but that's not the point. anyways, you kids and your grapes. what is it with you kids? grapes grapes grapes, all the fuckin' time! i don't mean to but no sour grapes. juice do what i say and get the hell off my lime. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 16:24:00 | |
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| Grapes! | |
| SHIT THERE ARE GRAPES EVERYWHERE, CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-27 16:18:00 | |
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| notes from the foxhole | |
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I am a sick man. I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man.
I believe my liver is diseased. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 16:17:00 | |
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| Message for Mahjong The Wisest | |
| Hello. | |
| Posted by Richard D. James @ 2007-03-27 06:48:00 | |
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| wankel rotary engine | |
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the wankel rotary engine is $2; your car is $3; my car is $5; with a wankel engine, my car would be $7; rtqp's car is $11; mc hammer's car is $13; venetian snares's car is $17; ice cube's car is $19; and the law of 23 is $23. SPITE IS THE WORD OF YUGO UNDOING. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-26 18:45:00 | |
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| Message for Richard D. James | |
| Hi. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-25 16:22:00 | |
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| riced out justice #0 | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-25 15:10:00 | |
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| sunday.exe | |
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C:\Documents and Settings\Hat>cd.. C:\Documents and Settings>cd.. C:\>dir Volume in drive C has no label. Volume Serial Number is AHAT-1337 Directory of C:\ 25/03/2007 19:46 <DIR> . C:\>sunday.exe BUILDING, WALL, OFFICE, WHITE, WINDOW, CHIMNEY, SKY, CLOUDS, TREE (DISTANCE), ROOF, BROWN, INSIDE, CDS, CURTAIN, BATTERY, SHIP (IN BOTTLE), DVD, SELLOTAPE, PENS, GLASS, PHONE, COMPUTER, SCREEN, PIXELS, INTERNET, WEBSITE, DOMAIN, RICEDOUTYUGO.COM, INPUT BOX, SUBMIT - PREVIEW? ALL KIND OF WORKS OUT DOESN'T IT? C:\>exit |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-25 14:08:00 | |
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| evil genius bill gates detonates "nerdy bomb" in downtown Boise | |
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It was a lovely day in downtown Boise, Idaho, when the peace was shattered by the terrible machinations of a genius until now presumed non-evil.
Gates had no comment, sans a threat to get our little dog, too. Sent via the US Postal service and utilizing a GPS tracking system, it had been sent to city hall, but detonated outside the building - on a busy streetcorner - as it was about to be delivered. The results are devastating. No fewer than 27 local construction workers have quit their jobs and applied to local colleges. Ladies find themselves unable to knit non-geometric shapes. Children can count. This is not the Boise, Idaho of the American dream. No, folks. Something has gone terribly wrong. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-25 11:42:00 | |
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| ATTENTION CITIZENS | |
| It is extremely important that you listen to all I have to say. Some of you may have heard of this new fad going around everywhere, it's called “.7” - the devious game invented by a so called “Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker”. Unlike conventional .5 games this game involves several ulterior motives that can be dangerous towards it's users. For example subliminal messages have been said to have been found such as “HAIL SATAN” and “HYPERFUKBOT IS ACTUALLY A COMPUTER” - messages such as this could be extremely dangerous towards modern society. However, there is a chance to stop it – as you may know 0.5 is proven to be the most stable number and is widely used throughout the world as a gateway to peace and prosperity. If you preach 0.5 instead of the new 0.7 number you could guarantee yourself a place in the National Guild of 0.5 – it offers many advantages to modern living such as tax cuts and your chance to be recognized in the 0.5 community. Do not bow down to this fake preaching, stick with what is proven to be reliable. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-25 09:27:00 | |
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| Point Seven | |
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.7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 Remember this. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-25 09:07:00 | |
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| Grand-unified yugo theory | |
| anti-yugo is vending ventetta in a coke-can qq | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-24 23:46:00 | |
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| No, you think you about xyseismology. | |
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when did it ever makes sense? you curse us, you cuss us, you think we're just youth running wreckless. You think that we have no creativity, thats why we write the things we do. Thats why wwe say the things we do. You think that because we're a culture so obsessed with ourselves, that we wouldn't know creativity if it hit us in the face with a sledgehammer. Well, maybe you're right. Riced Out Yugo isn't about anything. It's not about art or music or dada or anything else you could classify. Riced OUt Yugo is about life. Your life. My life. Miller High Life. Nothing and everything and the marriage of opposites. Its very middle class white male, very American. Very unitary urbanistic. Theatrewide class warfare with chemical weapons. Hint: Christianity is a virulent strain upon us. Never once have i stopped to think that anything could be anything to anyone who reads this and actually takes something away from it. Those who say they do are liars or tag alongs. You could never in a million years try to think that one could comprehend it. I'm considering a stick to carry around to beat people when I hear them talking about Riced Out Yugo and how much it makes sense to them. How much they read it, and reflect aback on to their own lives. I walk down the street and I hear this kind of thing everyday. Never once do I hear these people say HEY LOOK OUT BEHIND THE FERRY HAS RUNAGROUND AND IT SPILLED ITS LOAD A DIAMETRIC CRYSTALS INTO THE EAST RIVER! No. You never hear that.
In that case, I better go hijack a container ship. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-24 23:08:00 | |
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| MORE NEWS CORPORATION INFORMATION | |
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All these new fucking scabs they have writing the pro-American message on behalf of Rupert Murdoch, RTQP and George W. Bush.
All we demand is a living wage for the Riced Out Yugo writers. Why won't you return my phone calls, Tedward? Why wont you respond to my e-mails? Your cellphone goes right to voicemail. Avoidance? THE NEW GENERATION IS NOT AT HAND, NOT UNTIL WE SAY IT IS! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-24 22:59:00 | |
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| Point Five | |
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.5 .5 .5 .5 .5 .5 .5 .5 .5 .5 .5 .5 .5 .5 .5 .5 .5 .5 .5 Remember that. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-24 19:16:00 | |
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| CLICK THE MONKEY TO WIN | |
| WIN A FREE IPOD WIN A FREE DILDO WIN A FREE YUGO WIN A FREE LASER WIN A FREE MC HAMMER WIN A FREE CAMERA WIN A FREE PS3 WIN A FREE KRS1 AND A KRS2. WIN THE INTERNET. WIN A BRAND NEW POLSKI FIAT. WIN EVERYTHING. YOU BETTER CLICK NOW. DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT. COME ON CLICK ON IT CLICK ON IT. IF YOU DON'T CLICK ON THIS AND SEND IT TO 24094205923450235293052389059823059823509 PEOPLE A GUY WITH A HAMMER WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND REPLACE ALL OF YOUR SHAMPOO WITH NAIR. HE WILL THEN USE YOUR FAUCETS AND LEAVE THEM ALL ON. HE ALSO WILL BREAKDANCE ON YOUR BREAKFAST TABLE. HE THEN WILL STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND. SO SEND THIS TO PEOPLE. ALSO, CLICK THE MONKEY. DO IT NOW. IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING? YOU JUST HAVE TO CLICK IT ENOUGH TIMES, TRUST ME. SIT THERE AND KEEP CLICKING THE MONKEY. JUST DO IT. WOULD I LIE TO YOU? COME ON TRY IT COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON TRY IT GOGOGOOGOGOGOGOOG OMFG. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-24 10:01:00 | |
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| strict infodatum infrastructures | |
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legz. topenga carbomb. all the marbles. super dirigible malarky.
all of these bizzare, unintelligible phrases, and more, were scralwed crudely in crayon all over my bathroom walls. now, the previous night hadn't the picture of sobriety. but i'd had enough marbles left over to retain the knowledge that, when i had gone to bed, the crayon had not been on the walls. weeks later, i discovered that my beloved german shepard, ricky, was sleepwalking due to his ambien perscription. it was he that had becrayoned my water closet. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-24 00:53:00 | |
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| A blast from the past | |
Hello, I was listening to some Dr. Alban and I was thinking it was good and then it was good. It was all good when I thought it was good, when I thought it might be bad it was good. And then it was good. The essential parts of the Dr. Alban experience is the .5 vs .6 - .5 being the most part.
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-23 21:12:00 | |
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| riced out yugo en esperanto | |
| mi dirias, maljuna fabo, vidias mia cxapelo? | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-22 20:52:00 | |
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