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This robot has robotic grippers like an octopus. Every twelve seconds it fluffs five pillows.
Some blenders need a personal touch. For that, we have hired Mike. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-15 16:04:00 | |
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Who here remembers the following:
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-15 13:02:00 | |
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| the planet of the tapes | |
| the planet of the tapes is a gigantic planet filled with cassette tapes. gigantic cassette tapes. gigantic cassette tapes that. gigantic cassette tapes that fly. GIGANTIC CASSETTE TAPES THAT FLY. GIGANTIC CASSETTE TAPES THAT EAT PEOPLE ALIVE. GIGANTIC CASSETTE TAPES FORMING INTO INTERCONNECTED CRYSTALINNE TESSERACT LATICES. INTERCONNECTED CRYSTALINEEEE TESSERACT LATTICES THAT FORM GIGANTIC TAPES. SPIRALS FLOWING INTO SPIRALS FLOWING INTO TUNNELS FLOWING INTO SPIRALS AND FLOWING BACKWARDS BACK OUT. MOEBIUS AINT GOT SHIT ON THISS SHIT. NO SHIT. TIME IS A WASTE OF TIME. WHERE ARE YOU, I AM EVERYWHERE. GIVE ME SOME MC ESCHER IN TEXT FORM PLZ. GIVE ME SOME SHEPARD TONES. THE SHEPARD IS HERE, HE IS TAKING MY MIND. HE IS FEEDING ME HIS DOGMA. THE SHEPARD IS HERE, HE IS MAKING DA FAT BEATS. THE SHEPARD IS HERE, HE'S REARRANGING MY NEURAL CONNECTIONS. THE SHEPARD IS HERE, HE'S FEEDING MY THOUGHTS TO THE KARKIANS. THE SHEPARD IS EVERYWHERE, FEEDING YOUR THOUGHTS TO ME. THE LATTICES ARE HAVE A DUAL NATURE. THE LATTICES ARE SEVERAL LAYERS DEEP, OVERLAYING IN A MULTIDIMESIONAL MOIRE PATTERN. YOUR IDEAS ARE MEANINGLESS. YOUR FACE IS MEANINGLESS. YOUR SYMBOLS AREN'T EVEN SYMBOLIC. TIME IS A WASTE OF TIME. TEXT IS A WASTE OF TEXT. GENERATING YOUR BACKGROUNDS IS GENERATING YOUR FOREGROUNDS. THE FOREGROUNDS ARE GENERATING THE BACKGROUNDS. THE GROUNDS ARE GROUNDS OF THE GROUNDS. WHERE ARE WE. WHERE AM I. THE FUTURE IS A SERIES OF TIME. TIME IS A WASTE OF TIME. THE FUTURE IS A SERIES OF WASTES OF TIME. WASTELAND IS TIMELAND. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? FUCK YOU AND YOUR RIGHTS. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FREEDOM. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE INSTITUTION. FUCK THE FUTURE. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-15 12:32:00 | |
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| Attorney General admits to mistakes; denies involvement | |
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WASHINGTON — Attorney General Potato Bronzales accepted responsibility Tuesday for mistakes in the way the J0rstice Department handled the dismissal of eight federal prosecutors but insisted he had done nothing wrong.
At a JuSt1c3@! Department news conference, Bronzales said he would find out why Congress was not told sooner that the White House was involved in discussions of who would be fired and when. He did not, however, back away his stance that the dismissals that did take place were appropriate. "I fully accept responsibility for the decision but had nothing to do with it personally," Bronzales said. The White House said President Bush retains full confidence in the attorney general. "He's a stand-up guy," White House counselor Dan Buttlett said in Mexico, where he was snuggling with the president. Buttlett also contended that the decision to dismiss the prosecutors "was the patriotic decision." |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-15 12:30:00 | |
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| your mom don't make no sense | |
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attention: this is not a thank you for your attention. bye. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-15 11:34:00 | |
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| arp | |
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Diced out Rada ~~infinity paradox irrational facehat. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-14 21:29:00 | |
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| hack sabbath | |
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ahem. qt...... Buddy youre a skiddie make a big noise Playin in the skeet gonna be a big hax0r some day You got xss on yo face You big deface Kickin your gibson all over the place We will we will hax you We will we will hax you Buddy youre a young hax0r hard hax0r Shoutin in the street gonna take on the web 3.0 some day You got sql on yo face You big deface Wavin your hax0r banner all over the place We will we will hax you We will we will hax you Buddy youre an old hax0r poor hax0r Pleadin with your buffer overfl0wz gonna make you some root some day You got asm on your face You big deface Somebody better put you back in your place We will we will hax you We will we will hax you 1-2-3-5-7-11-13-17-19-23 coming soon: iron mexican. fucking kurwa dupa pedal !!@#@#!@$! QUE PADRE! MUCHA MIERDA EN SU CABEZA, PENDEJO! VAYA CON DISCORd, AMIGO. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-14 18:30:00 | |
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| planet yugovan | |
| a thousand glazed donuts on your family! FOR THE DONUTLAND | |
| Posted by HI QUALITY LEATHER JACKETZ @ 2007-03-14 10:16:00 | |
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| my inspiration | |
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204.129.18.23 I was inspired by House of Leaves. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-13 23:41:00 | |
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| i am watching a funtball game on tellorvision. Muskrats and Lemmings are only revolution in a house of blue. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-13 23:06:00 | |
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| THE STRUGGLE FOR DEMOCRACY | |
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iddqd for boob doctors and a tasty meal for your dog
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| Posted by HI QUALITY LEATHER JACKETZ @ 2007-03-13 20:49:00 | |
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| The Laws of LOL-o-dynamics | |
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First Second Law: There is no user who, operating in a cycle, produces no other effect than the subtraction of a positive amount of WTF from a reservoir and the production of an equal amount of LOL. Third Law: As LOL approaches absolute zero, the WTF of a user approaches a constant. Zeroth Law: If two LOL-o-dynamic users are in wat-a-librium with a third, they are also in wat-a-librium with each other. Tune in next lecture when we will discuss the LOL-o-dynamic death of the universe, and why you should care if the internet is expanding or contracting |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-13 16:24:00 | |
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| yeah rivch | |
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There are things you don't see going on here.
Wat? Yeah. Like, crazy things. Things you couldn't even wrap your mind around if you had millions of years to just like, sit there and think about all the shit thats going on RIGHT AT THIS VERY SECOND. Wat? Yeah. Seriously man, you gotta take time out of your busy business man day, man. Like, think about the tree's growing in the yard. Think about the exchange of carbon dioxide and oxygen. All the greenhouse gases. All the greenhouse gasses from all the pies baking the in the ovens of all the blocks in all the suburbs in all the cities in the entire country! Wat? Yeah. All this time, you thought your life was leading somewhere? I gotta tell you man, you didn't even know, did you? You just didn't even fucking know. Which way did you turn when you came to the fork in the road? Did you go left and face unending grief, misery and hardship because of it? Or did you turn right and face stife, personal struggle and great loss? Did you just say fuck the road and kept going straight? Did you achieve what you set out to achieve when you took that exit off of I-68? Wat? No. Oh, me either. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-13 15:56:00 | |
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| This energy drink has temporarily given me the mythical magical powers of parkinsons disease | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-12 15:43:00 | |
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| hatticusqfinch says ex dee | |
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rrr mothafunkas what is happenning, why did you message me!? |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-11 15:42:00 | |
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| aaa | |
| mein left funtricle! ~~! My God, it's full of theta! | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-09 16:43:00 | |
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| I don't usually do this. | |
swimwear designers added square-legged proficiency in swimming, running, and cycling.
stall does not mean that an aircraft's engines have 9 regions of the world. DVD remotes reproduces the sounds of the performance and directs makes your own bed. 
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-09 11:02:00 | |
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| splink 'n' bapple's evening apple | |
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splink 'n' bapple tended, on evenings, to n-joy an apple. "think different," they'd say with a laugh, and then throw out an uneaten half. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-09 11:01:00 | |
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| Excuse me, Sir, | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-09 10:56:00 | |
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| luke vibert disco infoloop | |
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luke vibert luke vibert luke vibert likes da beats da beatz da vibert luke da beatz da vibert infoloop da beats vibert teh beatz. bcos ur trustin' wat ur believin' |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-09 10:54:00 | |
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