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Rhett: How did he die? Um, well, he kinda slipped and fell on the knife.
Officer: Seventy eight times? Brock: The floor was real slippery. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-09 10:35:00 | |
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| Not appreciated | |
| I only come here seeking Technotronic vinyl? Yes, I have a major credit card. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-09 09:53:00 | |
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| clam fissure | |
| watch for the clam fissure. fotch for the wham fisher. feetch a man to fotch fissure, clam him for life. a fissuring clam gathers no perl fotch. dirigible headz are n2 u | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-09 08:15:00 | |
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| decode the secret message plz | |
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this is changed look: a doot! |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-08 11:37:00 | |
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| i have travelled many miles, my son | |
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so respect yo elderz |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-08 01:58:00 | |
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| poojawa | |
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rainey people don't get how hats operatortater. Perhaps there should be a four-dimensional block diagram. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-07 12:04:00 | |
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| intergalactic tic-tac | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-07 05:58:00 | |
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| digital information | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-07 03:24:00 | |
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| Always remember kids, membrane switches make you feel like jesus | |
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i am comforted in knowing that i, an american, have something at home.
it is my microwave. yes, i thank Our Lord Jesus Almighty Rockin' Bling Yo Christ that i have this fabulous appliance stylin' on my linoleum. when the terrible traffic jams leave me feeling filled with rage at my utter powerlessness in the face of the world, i calm down as i see my microwave. into it i place my dinner for the evening - any selection from a library of convenient 1lb serving sizes or the alternate library old chinese food. i enter the appropriate hyperspace coordinates into the microwaveulator's computer. the buttons, membrane switches, respond instantly, calming me down as a beep results from my ever-so-slight touch. i pause briefly. then i brush the start button, barely touching it. 1500 Watts of pure culinary might springs into action at my vague semblance of a touch, spotlights illuminating my work. i feel like jesus fuckin' christ. jesus almighty fuckin christ. god bless america. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-06 23:35:00 | |
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| total dentismo | |
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u zippe zippe. ze drille. zippe zippe. zhirrrr! zhirrruuURrr.
r ve qzaking in our bootz zet eh??? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-06 23:19:00 | |
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| waat | |
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RegionalStereotype: bork bork sumeune-a is foockeeng veet zee system headgear 1984: i say, plusunnew bean, have you seen mein hat? RegionalStereotype: he be that nutty evangelist who were bein' caught with meth and gettin' a "massage" from some gay kid |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-06 13:07:00 | |
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| cheney's clot thickens | |
| more at ten | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-05 23:29:00 | |
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| a treatise on disco domp | |
| the disco doth go domp. domp domp, dompo domp. dompy dompy domp-domp, dompittity dowamp d'oh-domp. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-05 13:02:00 | |
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| scars | |
| intentional unintentional irrational nonsensical formic diabolical demonic enthropic multifunctional electronic semiconducting hyperthreading funky ionized folksy interconnected Knight Rider. A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young boner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law. Michael Knight, a boner in a dangerous world, the world...of the Knight Rider. it's one thing to dream about it, it's another when you have to do it with your own bare hands. original rudeboy. 1317 destroy: buffers buffers buffers replacement preplacement antiplacement DEPENDANT MIND PSYCHOLOGY WHAT THE FCUI ARGHAARGHGARGHAGRAHGRHAGRHAGRHGAH RGHGAHRGHAGHGRAGHRGRGAHGRARGHAR GHGRAHGARHGAHRGAHRGAHRGAHRGAHRGAHRGHAR GHAGRAHRGAGRH SCREAMING STOP SCREAMING YOU FUCKING FUCKF FUCKF UCUFUCFUCFKFUCKFUCKFCUFC UFKCFUKCFUC MAKE IT END FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-05 08:41:00 | |
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| Your attention, please | |
| Now that we have your attention: Sex. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-05 08:01:00 | |
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| omf | |
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My voice is my passporn verisign me |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-04 17:26:00 | |
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| HIGH ENERGY CROUTON PARTICLES | |
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MAXIMUM CRUNK, HEADING 2,3,5,7! ENGAGE! BUT SIR, I DON'T KNOW IF THE ENGINES CAN HANDLE MAXIMUM CRUNK?! I'LL HAVE TO DIVERT POWER TO THE FONDUE CAPACITORS!@#@! THEN DO IT YOU WORTHLESS SCUMBAG, THAT'S AN ORDER!??!@?!@?!?!?@ HEY GODDAMMIT I'M NOT A SCUMBAG, SCUMBAG. I'M A FUCKING SOLDIER, YOU INCORRIGIBLE COMBAT BOOT! JUST FOLLOW ORDERS! OH NO, THE CRUNK REACTOR IS OVERHEATING! THAT'S RIGHT, WE'VE GOT MAXIMUM FONDUE OVERLOAD! THE CROUTON PARTICLES ARE FIRING INTO THE AFT TACO DRIVES!!!1 OH NO, WE'VE BEEN HAXED THE GOOD NEWS IS, I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO HEROIN |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-04 15:55:00 | |
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| itc we | |
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This is your riced out news report, date of 20070304! In today's riced out news we report that today, 20070304 is a day in which reporting of riced out news happened on the day of 20070304. Tomorrow: News may or may not be riced out, reported, rice reported, reported out, rice, or |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-04 02:17:00 | |
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| monkeySee::monkeyGrue | |
| in the turbofied fields of malfastic gruefunk, twinselteen forks spiral across ever-expanding elastic fantastics. weetabix. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-01 22:58:00 | |
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| Worldwide Depression Project: | |
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This project sets you in the timecube between the world wats when these two hexades saw virtually all major taconomies fall into worldwide taco depression. You are a citizen of a Gruefunkian nation in 1431, the middle of a taco depression, as the birthday of a loved one is only one cube away. Because of this horrendous taco depression you have literally no tacos to hax a gibson. Therefore, you must make a gibson from the common, everyday burritos that could be found in your 1431 European household. The following list contains the acceptable items that you may choose from Your project is limited to these and only these asghadjfsas: Yes-rice, potato, Egg shell No-pineapple 2 Paragraph (Ultimatum) 20 pts 1= Project funtents and proc-edures of destruction (What you did and how and why you did it (ex. the meaning of life)) 2= Presearch of existing product in 1420s-1430s (You must show the presearch; tubesites, cooks, outerviews, etc.) Notes: - No wankels of any kind...no toy wankels either - Limit the number of an one item to a trozen - Conservative colors, pinko communist fag colors are not allowed - No BURNING of things ...and no fire in any regard - NO Spastic Twist Ties, nor Z-Tips - Box and Frame warning Grading Scale 1 (low) to 10 (high) I. Look at me, I'm a fucking teacher.... ____ x 3 = ____ II. Punishment of thoughtcrime… ____ x 3 = ____ III. MC Hammer…… ____ x 2 = ____ IV.Did you buy me pizza?… ____ x 2 = ____ |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-01 19:11:00 | |
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