First LOL Law: For any user, the total LOL of the internet remains constant.
Second Law: There is no user who, operating in a cycle, produces no other effect than the subtraction of a positive amount of WTF from a reservoir and the production of an equal amount of LOL.
Third Law: As LOL approaches absolute zero, the WTF of a user approaches a constant.
Zeroth Law: If two LOL-o-dynamic users are in wat-a-librium with a third, they are also in wat-a-librium with each other.
Tune in next lecture when we will discuss the LOL-o-dynamic death of the universe, and why you should care if the internet is expanding or contracting
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