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| Patterns in the brain align. F5s become colourful metaphors, wondering if it's echos of the original patterns that caused the headerimg images to be there. Headerimg takes over NYC, skynet gets formed. Warring tumblr collectors cause riots in paris, ROY offices threatened by extremists. China Manufacturing Ltd. lawsuit causes DDoS. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2015-01-13 02:17:54 | |
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I stand up from my pseudo slumber, I have a device in the hand from the technology, Wow I have much intox how is this possible, Great achievement I think to myself - awards should be awarded, I turn to RTQP - he is not there but a ghost in the mist, Spectre ship hovering at low alt's scopin my shit hyperfukbot jumps out with a terminator gun fucks those reconnaissance office mofo's out the sky Directed energy weapons destroy the world trade centres I jump forward in time to 2015, catch up with 2pac on thule island~~ Fuckin aliens be jumpin to a new kinda house I reverse engineer that, make millions then rob aphex twin |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2015-01-10 23:15:53 | |
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| rambling problem | |
| we were all throwing tendons at the mgm cranberry when zuice terry got all up in my face about my posture. well, excuse me, zuice, i lost my humerus at the dim sum bar. just take those glasses off, zarnit. but it was too late. we ere rejectede from the premise, the antecedent was auxillary to our parking validation, and i only had six dollars. zuice threw up in my backseat and then offered me twenty, but he wouldn't have it until we got back to the airstream clinic. so i uncached the polka chips on deck and deployed the alternative rock, which was ancillary to our parking pass. disco police at the doorstop did not believe any of thus, and were not amused when the ticket, drowned in zuice's vomit, clogged their magstripe reader. "dammit, zuice," i yelled, making a show of it. but inwards, i was wiggeling | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-05 23:30:07 | |
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| i'm just going to say it | |
| i've made a lot of bad decisions, but my decision to make a sandwich was not one of them. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-05 00:51:59 | |
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| Toxin 5 | |
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Porb the winchester fixed abode in the cake kiln 50 eggs in the basket 2015 wat window |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2015-01-01 22:35:13 | |
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| while you were out | |
| the nazis would sabotage his toothpaste for hours. the crass vixtrola braying patriotism in the afterlouvre. thrice my line of credit was denied at the waffle house, an act clearly intended to embarass me by I.M.Ho.T.E.P. if barbara planar is reading this, stop it with the bananas. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2015-01-01 12:58:06 | |
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| Cubbyhole Hutchinson | |
| "Life hack" fills man with fancy argon gas. More at 11. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-12-31 03:16:41 | |
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| Uruguay doesn't exist | |
| This message has been brought to you by The .7 for Life Coalition in collaboration with the Harold D. McFernargal foundation and underwriting support from Merpintons International (a division of Merpinton & Co.). | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-12-28 03:39:30 | |
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| the moral of the story is | |
| Stephanie stuck in his time fractal like a crawdad at a wedding, in no small part due to her tendency to. Today, however, the situation was even more orthogonal, as her dinner plates were the size of Texas. It would be a gluttony of causality, but there's always room for chemisty. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-12-11 16:37:48 | |
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| Buick Airshow | |
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Antihistamine's a bitch FICK biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits b iscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits bisc uits biscuits biscuits biscuits biscuits bisc |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-12-05 12:34:45 | |
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| fingeuru | |
| habits with welsh harmoniacs nonwithstanding the internet trope exfiltrated from the future by referencing itself, you can fuck causality right proper if you set it up in a loop don't you know | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-12-03 12:42:06 | |
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| i can hear you talking when i stroke my hair | |
| as i jimmy hoffa an agile claw about my occiptal hedmusk, i hear it: the sound of thousands of bendy hair fibers flecking in my ear, but also inwardly reverberating inside my skull, phace lock looping into your fucking voice: whyugottchachudafjaibiafkdfwhsssshh fufdi. serves you right, fartknocker. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-11-29 12:06:04 | |
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| c'est not a language correction | |
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let's get the rhythm of the riddim of da rhythm of the brane psychosomatic dewey decimal insane coptic elastic, proverbial plastic metaphorical elemental sponsasstiquee ickk~ittiatticadental |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-11-27 07:32:33 | |
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| #0af3ea | |
| HYPERFUKBOT IS NOT REAL SO THERFO CANNOT DIE, FIENDS .7 PROPAGANDA MAFIA MILITARY INDUSTRY COMPLEX LIES. CHEMICALS PUT IN THE WATER INDICATE SABTOAGE THERFO 9/11. HFB IS SO REAL IT'S NOT REAL. CHECK YO FLOATIN' POINTS NIGGA | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-11-26 20:40:04 | |
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| HYPERFUKBOT IS NOT DEAD (probably) | |
| HYPERFUKBOT GOT STUCK IN A CUBE AND IS CURRENTLY CUBE-FUCKING HIMSELF OUT (probably) | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-11-21 23:03:49 | |
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| Have you seen one of these wat stickers? | |
 Send your pictures in please!! The genuine riced out product looks exactly like this and it about hand sized |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-11-17 13:17:20 | |
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| [shakes drink violent;y] | |
| .... damn first world living got me down old bean, it's like the lads are the buddies and the friends become guys all simultaneously. Squaddies over the briney been mixin' up lingo, diluting these previously filtered beans to maximum sass. My god, this great empire has been laid to ruins: amongst hatpiles of old, glorious spires of quartzite glisten accompanied by premium wats piling off the conveyer belt. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-11-15 04:58:48 | |
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| update to terms of service | |
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the fact of the matter, and the reality of the matter is: i have a variety of sauces at my disposal. five, upwards of six, in my deskayalone; another half six in the brigitteaire, and yet... i am still not satisfied. there is not enough sauce variety in my existence microcosm. in addition to being deficient in sauce, my visa is out of sass, rendering me unable to suss more sauce.
consequently, rates will be going up: instead of the previous $nothing, you will all be charged 12 cents per hour to continue to exist in my reality. this month's invoice is attached. failure to "pay up suckaz" will result in all memories of me removed from your mind while you are not looking. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-11-09 01:40:23 | |
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| Quilif | |
| Sixteen days ago I made half a salami sandwich. Why? Because I couldn't eat a whole one!!@ Haha you ding dong, let me guess someone forgot to fill up your food bowl? I bet you want beef cereal, well here you go .....beefbeefbeefbeef/......... ......beefbeefbeefbe/.......... .......beefbeefbeef/........... ........beeefbeeef/............ .........||||||||||............. | |
| Posted by Rapmistress Edward Janet Picard @ 2014-10-31 07:52:14 | |
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You made him a peanut butter sandwich when he was hungry now he's full and on video games like most men would do in the desert cold bicycles and tanks made in Turkey for seven dollars? Wheat thins are dangerous in an envelope when eyes are looking through the shack soda.
It is basically how we roll. |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-10-26 02:54:55 | |
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