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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2014-08-08 07:31:37 | |
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| illicit sandwich | |
| The Eastern European grocer down the block said you could get me some sweet ham bro? Holler at me lates I could totes indulge that shit. I also enjoy red meats. Thanks. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-08-05 23:27:22 | |
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| fucking carpetbaggers. | |
| not today, not once, not ever. i can't. i won't. i will not. i shall not. ok. do you get me? can you dig it? can you smell what the zgmmzx is cookin? and thats the bottom line because fuck | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2014-07-20 22:16:57 | |
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| News Breaking Point | |
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(AQ News) The President has released a statement loosely implying (but not directly confirming) that his successor might possibly be in a position to perform action(s) that could be equated as "helpful," to the point of being mutually beneficial for all parties involved; perhaps up to the point of some sort of satisfying solution....
(At this point, the president, reeking of cognac, busted beforth from behind the blue curtain, interrupting the podium with a barrage of barely intelligible remarks that AQ news has done its best to cobble together into a continuation of the above statement)
...but, unfortunately the minority party won't let him something something and Snowden upgrading him to a typewriter and fuck off buddy, He's just the president! He's not fucking superman. If he weren't the president, he would likely beat the excrement out of the narrow [ethnic redacted] bottom of the distinguished reporter before him at the time of his statement. He has had enough of your something something.
The president has gone out back for a cigarette. And, presumably, a good cry. (...is this intrepid reporter a bad enough dude to comfort the president? Stay tuned) |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-07-16 15:33:10 | |
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| I also strongly recommend you e-mail Matthew Garrett and James Bottomley; they're the developers of shim and PreLoader | |
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I also strongly recommend you e-mail Matthew Garrett and James Bottomley; they're the developers of shim and |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-07-12 18:35:09 | |
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| caustic lime | |
| failing to de-clock the pedagogue of infiltration trivalry committed to the information hedgehog resulting in another view, starring another stakeout. the gyvyleplexian sroegnjiak'n clarks chumpled their fempudious trill. HALLUGGAH HALLUGGAH! five pence off cotton swabs | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-07-12 10:53:19 | |
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| The Social Lighter Problems | |
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Problem: You are going mental because the lighter you bought is a different colour. Explanation: One of your friends has your original, you have theirs Problem: You have no lighters this morning Explanation: Don't blame anyone, it's natural to pocket something if it's small and in your hand. Brain filing. Solution: You have more lighters than you did yesterday The great lighter cycle continues. Get a gas can, never buy one again. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-07-08 17:53:47 | |
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| Fractal Fratboy | |
| donut and bagel abduction in alpha phi delta lambda epsilon | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2014-07-05 22:46:10 | |
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| Unlimited 1.5% Yugo Back | |
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Upload files to your internet Drop Dox! Log your tubes at the latest revision of Google jQuery sartorial dress! Don't update to the new MapQuest Expedia! THERE ARE TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS ON THIS KEYBOARD!!!! |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2014-06-10 22:11:17 | |
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| fantavirus | |
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Tictictic. Tictictictic. I stopped to pour the water out of the keyboard again. I was sitting too close to the overhang, and it was still raining. However, I was at a loss to explain where the chili flakes were coming from. Tic. Tictictic. Tictic tictictic. Remarkably water-resistant, this one. Just for good measure, though, I continued to empty it out every so often, before the keycaps could submerge. Just about then, my ride pulled up. "This thing is indestructible," I remarked as I tossed the keyboard into the passenger-side footwell. We then departed in search of a vendor of physically impossible bicycles. The map suggested it was two miles past the place where I once saw a pair of buses turn into giant robots and have a fistfight with one another. After a couple of wrong turns, we accidentally struck a cyclist, or he struck us; which it was is unclear and depends on the choice of reference frame. We pulled over to help him, but by then he had already sawed off his leg. I decided not to question it. We never found who was selling the physically impossible bicycles, but we did discover a tree growing through a staircase. The day had worn on from morning to noon and back again. |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2014-06-10 10:31:48 | |
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| YUGO INFODATUM A926-3QF | |
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warning: this post has been multiplexed for optimum wat impedance. please adjust your degroggulators civicly.
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-05-29 06:32:46 | |
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| PIP309, Lesson 2x05, Season 4, Semester 3, 2019, University X | |
fiddlefargers funfzeltronik the hate llama twill beak shartz meep tkatckatchkatichthitkchtik YOU STUPID FUCKIN HORSE stop bein horse lol j/k horse u nice horse. carrot. horse drawn2carrot. in new yahhhhktkietoep. the (s)eels, they ruin my sense of longevity. you're all just microcosms in this zone. do you have carrots. do you have carrots. carrots. carttorrts.///~ figgles. the scrimblibules are thus:
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-05-29 06:03:15 | |
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| Bassline Utopia | |
ANDsome say that on that day he assembled associates in order to create a new world border, once in which space-time would be encompassed. The organ sounded on the off-beats and the breakbeat blared on throughout the night-sky. Nothing was changed. Loss of essential technologies do not cause entire system collapse, colossus will defeat and defy. As I hear the bass tones I prepare the MS4-C notes and push them into the vacuum tube which, god willing, will proceed to MIT. Tubes send and receive, breakdance to resolve the geopolitical strife. God speed. We are not watching you, trapezoid freak circus. Only they are watching themselves if not one then without one in times of context. Sip from the canister and buy your milk from Monsanto, DO EET, RTQP ENGAGE THE STAR WARS SATELITE SYSTEM, WE MUST REBEL. THIS ACT OF WAR MUST NOT GO UNRECOGNISED. WE ARE ONE. WE ARE INDEPENDENT, SOMEHOW SIMULTANEOUSLY. CAPS LOCK.CAPS LOCK!YES. Stop. If I could fix the interpretive fix I could program the A10 wartohog and the DOD in fusion centres if the intact chinese infact HAARP 0.9hz fix on area I don't know if you could fuix that, fux that, fuize that, fuse into the next subject: thorium fix until economics until the obscene fix the crap tha t juxtaposition on the typewriter in naked lunch it morphs into bugs and when that happens I'll be fuckledb itsdb fg sdm fsdjui uit'sit's the fix the f8ix of the cenutry I have it I understand somehow theb obscene input ouytptu neural somehow totallly interfacing, get the ludsjfkl. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-05-24 02:02:17 | |
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| god report to the principal's office | |
| Bugzilla has taken over the city, we NEED you! | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-05-15 19:22:37 | |
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| admin note 15721 | |
Please refrain from using the following woodworking jargon in ALL interoffice memos and yugo posts.
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2014-05-15 11:41:41 | |
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| typical reaction fig 49.21c | |
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we present to you, the concerned viewer, a typical cliordisprissant to vesuvius cloud reaction, yugo vector, fig 49.21c
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-05-12 23:46:06 | |
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| Yeah Well.. | |
| In some way the natural progression of the sinus against the absolute nature of crazintopy is an inefficient cog to the furniture. Yes... WHERE ARE YOU LIMBS? WHERE ARE THEY? If this is a dream your subconscious is fucking weird bro. You might want to reasses your situation - take the deal, the devil deal. Load devil.bas into your win95. No more updates for XP. To be one with Yugo you must first clear your inhibitions - be aware of your own skills and weaknesses. For only $19.99 you can have just that. Invest in Riced Out Industries today for executive privileges. Right now headerimg is an asian guy on the floor of a toilet with some kind of animal(?) next to him, if you are seeing this you have won the lottery. PM me with proof and you win a prize which I will decide at the time. Anyone ever notice how discogs has a bunch of "IDM" on it's front page splash? I feel like there is some backstory I am missing. Xltronic is run by nuns in the Antarctic. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2014-05-09 00:12:00 | |
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| life has become quite hectic and tiresome | |
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Everyone go out on vacations, some rarely, some occasionally and some frequently. But what everyone asks for in common is a comfortable accommodation and fooding. Though everyone cannot afford Luxury Resort yet they do wish that they could stay in a Luxury Resort. The main justification that comes for the wish would be that all their life they have been struggling for sustenance and living that life has become quite hectic and tiresome. To give a break to all these they need a relaxation which is at best given by a vacation. And while on vacation why should one suffer again and get adjusted in small accommodation and why not spend a little more to get that whole lot of comfort and satisfaction in a Luxury Resort.
This question is quite reasonable. After all people work hard for themselves and their loved ones and thus deserve some comfort, relaxation and luxury for themselves. Even if they cannot afford to give themselves all these permanently they can do so by putting up at a Luxury Resort and enjoying its facilities for a few days. What does a Luxury Resort offer? Though the answer may be quite long and broad the basic aspect that everyone looks for is a spacious accommodation with modern amenities and furnishings, a restaurant that provides sumptuous meals, some self pampering activities like a spa and massage parlor and site seeing and having fun together with family. Depending upon the location of the Luxury Resort you can expect some additional entertainment segments at your resort. The three major categories under which these resorts can be classified are: If it is a sea side Luxury Resort which is normally located in the coasts, you can look for interesting sports like surfing, water sports etc. If it is a snowy area and is famous for winters you can expect something like skiing, ice-skating, snowmobiling, sledging using horses or dogs, If located on mountainous area such resorts are called mountain resorts and offer adventurous sports like hiking, trekking, bicycling, mountain biking etc. And there is the Destination Resort which means a resort located directly at the destination i.e. the resort itself is deemed to be the destination. It would be a self contained location with all types of facilities and amenities for recreation and entertainment, commercial establishment with shopping facilities, wining and dining, lodging, all located within the premises. Finally there are the Spa Resorts that are specifically set up for spa goers to get into healthy habits of regular physical fitness regimes, health education, healthy food habits, massage and spa treatment. These resorts’ main aim is to provide the guests with healthy treatments for which they provide various facilities including luxurious accommodations. What these resorts have in common is the various comfort providing facilities that they provide to the guests. Along with spacious accommodation they provide leisure and entertainment facilities like swimming pool, spa centre, parlors, wining and dining etc. But what needs to be kept in mind is that a Luxury Resort, as the name indicates is pricey and luxurious and thus comes at quite a higher price. For more interesting information, you should visit: Luxury Resort. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-05-06 06:56:00 | |
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| The Ballad of Dallas Swonger | |
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his pants were made of cumulus his rhymes were voluminous polyrhythm dactylpencil hexhammiter ruinin' us the ultimate in thyme cotton sweater lemon-lime tweed pants twill the sun go down cisterns on your dime he said: "i peed on the fucking wall! how many times do i have to tell you all? birds die in there all the time you've galled me into this fucking rhyme" but the county water man wouldn't play ball, insisting that, in this teacup, there would be a squall. so though his pants may be cumulus, and his rhymes are voluminous, the press continues to call. heed this warning so, before thy let it flow. urination under one god, so don't do it anywhere he wouldn't want you to. now be a good lad and fetch me another one |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-04-21 14:55:02 | |
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| wig prayer | |
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wigs across antarctica the styles we have known derelect hairpiece for all abound and in aisles have been sewn. --Wigronomicon, Book of Pantoliano, 19:20416 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2014-04-18 19:50:30 | |
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