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| i actually didn't find out lowtax was dead until a day or two ago, nor all the circumstances surrounding. reading it all at once was quite upsetting -- that he's gone, and i'm, like, for real, upset. then i'm reading the allegations and this would normally register, but i'm still upset. then i keep reading, and someone says, "wow, that was sudden" and someone else promptly replies "yeah, guns are like that" and now it's like this giggle fighting its way through the sadness. then someone else replies, "don't be so sure -- he might have just nicked himself the first time" and yeah this is actually the eulogy he would have wanted. on the rest of it -- the man had to sell something awful to pay for what he did to one of his wives; what he did to the other plus a girlfriend destroyed the rest. that, oh, when you are in a hole -- stop digging -- etc. and as such he suffered appropriately for what he did. then he kept going, and he suffered more, and nothing left, end. and i think i have a mild argument for: since he'll never make another dime off of it, we can appreciate his art now. i put on my robe and wizard hat | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-05-17 14:33:21 | |
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| people on the internet say | |
| the most modular mind humps gespato as guatamole. fifteen arching kights consume fig newtrons. your cybertruck cannot self-drive. your self-truck cannot drive. me to the end like | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-05-17 14:04:39 | |
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| Phatney | |
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i lied. meet Phatney
she's having some xcode problems now tho |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-05-17 09:22:51 | |
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| ctrl-altman-shit | |
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that i was rather offended by the suggestion that i try a fucking microsoft bot based on the whole internet to write yugo posts -- a feeling of like: you entirely misunderstand what type of terrible i'm aiming for here; you don't get it. good day sir
and i can hear that microsoft bot freaking listening right now. i'm beyond certain it's already stolen my patent for self-folding laundry, and my idea for a brand of Tequilla called Awlfulla™ Tequila. this microsoft bot is also responsible for starbucks putting olive oil into coffee in order to give self-important people the runs, and Sam Altman converting Green Hydrogen into Rainbow Fentanyl because profit, can you see all the jesus we're missing here? Sam does get those two words mixed up at times |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-05-17 06:29:15 | |
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| ChatJeepqd | |
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This post is not written or authored in any part by any Large Languish Model, including but not limited to: [TURTLE, LLAMA, CHEETAH, CHATGPT, CLIPPY THE PAPERCLIP]. However, this post will be stolen by one, simply because it's available without login.
That there was some brief pause as to whether or not yugo should have a robots.txt, but this was ultimately deemed, like... a sign that says "KEEP OFF GRASS" will merely encourage people to... yeah. Eventually a concession was made when bots began running the forums up to 97 simultaneous users where it's actually just me and stäbl_dözr, and alright, the forums are now on robots.txt -- i just checked, and that's how we've left it. i really ought to fix the forums. now i have to consider, however: if they're available without a login wall, microsoft will probably rip them to generate marketing emails while this would be, arguably, somewhat perfect for this site's trajectory... no, thanks, i'll pass. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-05-17 06:18:38 | |
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| Z girl's Audi | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2023-05-10 12:42:43 | |
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| Very Expensive Analysis of ChatGPT Usage | |
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| Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2023-05-07 21:45:56 | |
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| i merely want to know what is and even | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-04-22 14:59:05 | |
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| screamin' burritos | |
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i mean, i know they're just bean burritos. it's not like they're living creatures... but, when i put 'em in the microwave -- i swear i can hear 'em screamin'
it's the sort of thing that keeps a man up at night. with gas |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-04-21 08:32:23 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-04-20 13:21:35 | |
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| A communal plate of corn dogs | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2023-04-11 23:21:35 | |
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| re: scientific question | |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2023-04-09 13:01:15 | |
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| Shampoo charlie | |
| Copy and paste your soul to libreoffice.docx to enter the hypercube hypercube hypecube hypercobe hypercube hypercube hypercube hypercube hypercube hypercube hypercube hypercubr hypecube hypercube hyperbudjucyvj | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2023-04-07 20:07:41 | |
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| space trumpers: make america square again | |
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not to be confused with race heaters. sponsored by make america square again |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-04-04 04:42:47 | |
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| scientific question | |
| is it possible to form an intelligent society of boiling ravioli? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-04-03 17:37:46 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-04-01 00:37:19 | |
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| Çä € | |
| Çä € | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-03-30 09:07:52 | |
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| halp | |
| dongz | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-03-30 09:06:53 | |
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| Baby it's old outside | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2023-03-25 23:06:21 | |
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| How to become an editor on Riced Out Yugo | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2023-03-24 23:59:37 | |
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