"Have you ever wondered why they tell you not to put more than 2 sticks of lead in your mechanical pencil?", I asked the glass face of the TV.
Being a composition of lead, quartz, plastic, yttrium (for the red), and various other chemical compounds, didn't respond. So I punched it, somehow breaking my 0.5 mm Ph.D pencil that takes the extra-long eraser that I can never find anywhere in the process.
After realizing that my homework wouldn't finish itself, I hit "Post!!1" on www.ricedoutyugo.com, decided to tell the readers that I lied about my pencil breaking, and proceeded to hold a death-grip on that writing implement and carve my fucking integrals and derivatives through the paper so hard that I ended up writing on the calculus book underneath my notepad.
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