Riced Out Yugo
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RUIX v8

;login: roy

You're a guest on the system. Type help for meaningless documentation or adventure to start the game

$ adventure

[instantianting RTAS]
[reticulating splines]
[gadget asshat]
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
It is yellow. You are likely to be riced out by a grue.

} look

You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
It is yellow. You are likely to be riced out by a grue.

} down
You go down. You fall out of the sky, and land upside-down in a pile of parts.

There is a Z-*1uH-$$ here. There is a K-82J!-)@ here. There is a Q-892-11% here.

} look Z-*1uH-$$
This is a hat, missing, bowler style. It is in scuffed condition. Your score has just gone up by -1 points.

} look K-82J!-)@

This is a fine specimen of part number K-82J!-)@ here. Engraved on the bottom is a phone number, but it's mostly rubbed off. You can make out a 5 and a 0, but that's about it.

} look Q-892-11%

Looking at Q-892-11%, you see a Q-892-11%. It looks exactly like every other Q-892-11% you've seen, except this one is puce. This reminds you that at your house, you've got a Q-892-11% in SteelBlue1, and your mother's Q-892-11% is taupe. There are no more objects remaining to look at. Game terminated. You scored -1 points out of a possible 2,147,483,648, and have reached the rank of wat. Segmentation fault (core dumped).
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-23 03:33:00
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