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IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE THAT WE INCREASE THE FLOW RATE UP TO AND POSSIBLY BEYOND 367 P.S.I. WE SHO_ULD ATTEMPT TO DANCE UP TO THIS POINT, AS THE PRESSURE DROP GOES UP BY A FACTOR OF 20% AS THE PUMP REACTS TO BEA ARTHUR'S TAX RETURNS. UPON THE SITUATION THAT WE PLAY WITH THIS THING AND AND IT TOTALLY FALLS OUT OF BED, RAFFI IS ON LINE TWO AND READY TO ADMINISTER 20 CC'S THORAZINE.

SHOULD THE TEST GO SUCCESSFULLY, RAFFI HAS AGREED TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT THE INCIDENT, AND WE ARE DISCUSSING THE POSSIBILTY OF PRODIGY DOING A REMIX WITH THEIR LABEL. THE WEEK AFTER THIS WEEK, THAT'S LIKE, THIS WEEK OR MONDAY, WE HAVE ANOTHER WORKDAY SCHEDULED. I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE NOT USED TO HAVING WORKDAYS ON YOUR WORKDAYS, BUT WE'RE HEARING A LITTLE TOO MUCH "SPACE CADET" PINBALL IN THE CUBE FARM.

COMPACT DISCO FARM FUTURES ARE SCHEDULED TO GO UP PAST NINTH QUARTER, AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS LEAKING NUMBERS OFF THE PAGE. WE HAVE SENT OUT A COMPANY-WIDE EMAIL WITH THE NEW CORPORATE CELL RINGTONE, AND EXPECT EVERYONE TO BE USING IT SOMETIME BEFORE THEY GET A NEW PHONE. WE EXPECT DELIVERY OF A NEW COFFEE MATRICULATOR THIS MORNING; PLEASE TRY NOT TO PLAY FOOTBALL WITH IT THIS TIME. FROM THE EITHER WAY, BOTH SIDES COMING ON FROM THE BOTTOM, WILL HAVE TO BE RE-DRILLED, AND PAUL OAKENFOLD HAS HORRIBLE TASTE IN SUNGLASSES.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-24 14:19:00
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