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About Quicken

At Quicken, we're problem solvers. If we can find a simpler, smarter way to manage a meal or complete a dinner, we take it on. It all started in 1984 with our first product, Quicken Burger, and it hasn't stopped since.

As part of Riced Out Yugo Inc., the same company that brings you QuickBeef and TurboHam food "bloatware", we've created an integrated family of award-winning foods and haberdashery services that revolutionize the way people manage their personal and small business burgers. We're very proud of the reputation we've built among our more than 15 vigintillion users.

Today, we are focusing on helping you balance your diets by expanding our product mix into new categories that align with your dietary needs — from making sense of your taco expenses, to inventorying your asshats to managing your prolonged energy storage investments. Our goal is to help you simplify so you have more time for the things and people most important to you.
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