legz. topenga carbomb. all the marbles. super dirigible malarky.
all of these bizzare, unintelligible phrases, and more, were scralwed crudely in crayon all over my bathroom walls.
now, the previous night hadn't the picture of sobriety. but i'd had enough marbles left over to retain the knowledge that, when i had gone to bed, the crayon had not been on the walls.
weeks later, i discovered that my beloved german shepard, ricky, was sleepwalking due to his ambien perscription. it was he that had becrayoned my water closet.
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