you kids. i know how it is with you - grapes grapes grapes. well, i'm old!! you think i got time to fuck about with grapes all day? no-sir-ee-bob, why i had to take the trash out five times before breakfast this morning. after vomiting that many times i wagered breakfast was unwarranted, but that's not the point. anyways, you kids and your grapes. what is it with you kids? grapes grapes grapes, all the fuckin' time! i don't mean to grape gripe but fuck me mate, grapes are well fuckin' overrated! you kids need to do something' productive with your time. do you know what i do with my small amount of spare time??? do you?? you see, i play the ocarina. it is a quiet, polite, gentlemanly instrument, nothing like those overgrown keyboards those kids mash their faces on after poundin' some grapes.
but no sour grapes. juice do what i say and get the hell off my lime.
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