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The war on grapes.
THE NEGATIVE EFFECTS OF GRAPES ARE APPARENT. GRAPES ARE THE NEW GATEWAY DRUG. THEY'RE ALSO THE NEW DELL DRUG (DUDE, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO HEROIN). GRAPES HAVE BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY LINKED TO .5 AND .7. GRAPES CAUSE LUNG CANCER. GRAPES CAUSE BLOODCLOTS. THE GRAPES OF WRATH WEREN'T CALLED GRAPES FOR NO REASON. THERE IS NO "I" IN "GRAPES", BUT THERE SURE AS HELL IS "RAPE" AND "APE". WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? GRAPES KILL BRAIN CELLS. GRAPES KILL FUCKERS LIKE YOU. PNRFNE IS NOT DOWN WIT GRAPES. NOT AT ALL. YOU WON'T TOUCH GRAPES ANYMORE IF YOU HAVE HALF A BRAINCELL LEFT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PREGNANT WOMEN WHEN THEY TAKE GRAPES>?? I SURE AS HELL DON'T, BUT LET ME TELL YOU IT AIN'T PRETTY. GRAPES GET SOLD ON THE STREET WITH COMMON NAMES LIKE "GURRAPZ", "CTHULTHU", "RTQP", "RICE", AND "SPEED". DON'T TRUST PEOPLE WITH GRAPES. GRAPES CAUSE INVOLUNTARY QUACKERY. THEY INDUCE PREMATURE RETARDATION (EG: MC HAMMER). READIN MY RIGHTS 'N SHIT, IT'S ALL JUNK.. FUCK YOU UP. YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL BECAUSE YOU DO GRAPES, DON'T YOU? YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS? TOO BAD, YOU FUCKER ARE ALL GONNA DIE. THE SURGEON GENERAL IS COMING FOR YOU, AND HE WILL NOT STOP EVER, UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD. HE IS A MACHINE, A GRAPE-TAKIN', TEENAGER-KILLIN', CORPsE-RAPIN', MIND-BLOWIN', BIKE-STEALIN', CRACK-SMOKIN' SURGEON GENERAL MACHINE. THAT TINFOIL ON YOUR TIRES WON'T SAVE YOU, PUNK. THAT RFID TAG IN YOUR ID WON'T SAVE YOU. THAT PACK OF CIGARETTES WON'T SAVE YOU, UNLESS YOU SECOND HAND SMOKE HIM TO DEATH, BUT I DON'T RECOMMEND THIS BECAUSE I TRIED IT ONCE AND IT DIDN'T WORK ON HIM TOO WELL. ALSO, ATTACK HIS WEAK POINT, HIS WARNING LABEL. THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS A WARNING LABEL ON HIS FOREHEAD. IT IS A WEAKPOINT JUST BECAUSE IT IS. TRUST ME. JUST DO IT. THE SURGEON GENERAL KNOWS YOUR IP ADDRESS. HE KNOWS YOUR LOCATION THANKS TO MODERN GOOGLE-BASED PEER-EDITED TECHNOLOGY. HE'S READY TO FUCK YOU UP WITH WEB3.0, ARE YOU? NO. YOU'RE NOT. YOU STILL GOT TABLEZ IN UR HTML, WTF. MAN HE'S GOT DA SATELLITE TRACKIN' SHIT, HE'S GOT ECHELON ALL UP ON YO ASS. HE'S GONNA BUST A HEAT-SEEKIN' ROBOT MOVIE SPECIAL EFFECTS CAP IN YO ASS. HE'S GOT A SPATULA, CAN YOU HANDLE A SPATULA? HELL NO. HE DRIVES A CHEVY. HE DRIVES A REAL AMERICAN SUV WITH THE 20 METERS PER GALLON, HOW'S THAT FOR REAL AMERICA? HUH? TAKE THAT. LITERALLY. YOU THINK BATMAN'S GONNA SAVE YOU? BATMAN AIN'T GOT SHIT COMIN'. BATMAN IS STANDIN AROUND, JUST HANGIN. HE'S CHILLIN ALL UP IN HSI CAVE SMOKIN DA GRAPES. THAT'S WUT GRAPES DO TO YOU, MAN. THEY MAKE YOU VULNERABLE TO BATMAN. BATMAN IS TRAVELIN FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT. AS IN SPEED, I MEAN GRAPES. AND BY GRAPES, I MEAN A THINLY VEILED ANALOGY TO THE VIETNAM WAR WHICH IN TURN IS REFERENCING THE STYLISTIC METAPHOR PRESENT IN THE 1991 NOVEL PHENETHYLAMINES I HAVE KNOWN AND LOVED: A CHEMICAL LOVE STORY. ACTUALLY, I'VE NEVER EVEN READ THAT BOOK, IT'S ABOUT GRAPES OR SOMETHING. PERHAPS I'M TRYING TO CONFUSE YOU WITH MY CRUNK-FU, OR PERHAPS MY CONFUSION IS CLARIFYING MY INTENTIONS. OODA-LOOP UP IN YOUR FACE. OODA-LOOP ALL UP IN YOUR BISCUITS. YOUR FANCY LITTLE FACK FACK FACK BISCUITS THAT YOU BOUGHT AT HARDEEZ. MAN YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS? I'M DOWN WITH PNRFNE, HE KNOWS DAT SHIT. YOU KNOW?! YYYEAH YOU KNOW. I'M ON A ROLL, BUT PEOPLE WANT ME TO STOP ROLLIN, BUT I CAN'T MAN. I'M A ROLLING MAN BY NATURE. IT'S LIKE THAT ONE DUDE, "THE UNDERTAKER", YOU KNOW THE WRESTLER? WIT DA SONG "ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN"... MY BROTHER WATCHES THAT SHIT, WHAT THE FUCKLE IZ HE THINKING, SERIOUSLY, THE SURGEON GENERAL WATCHES THAT SHIT. ICE CUBE DOESN'T WATCH THAT SHIT, NEITHER DOES _____. ALSO, DON'T BREATHE LIKE THAT, IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL REALLY WEIRD. IN FACT, I'M STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD MYSELF... VERY WEIRAIDFJAUIHFSDAFBDITY84U5384H5RIWEUHFI UWAHDFKJCASHDFKASFDSFASLDFMKASDFKAMK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ RRRRRRRRRR MMM WTF ASRGAERIOTGJAIOEWRTJALISE AFLJASDLFKNMASKLCFMASDLK 100102010100100101010010010101001019 WHERE IS THIS SHIT GOIN 49149012040120401420 0.5 0.5 0.5 0.7 0.7 0.7 what the HELL IS GOING ON !?$!@?$!@ argh where am i. where are you. where1?!?!? WHY ?!!?! HELP ME I CAN"T HANDLE THE OVERLOAD the WORLD IS FUCKING INSIDE IN whaT THE FUCKSA ASARGH I"M NOT TRIPPING OUT I"M COMPLETELY SOBER SOBER, MAN, LIKE SOVIET RUSSIA. YOU FEEL ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????? !!! !!! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!! ! ! ! INTERRORBANG IS THIS GARBAGE DATA? GARBAGE IN - GARBAGE OUT? NO? YES? GIVE ME THE MEANING OF LIFE, BITCHES. DO IT ALREADY? plplzpzlzplzplzpzlzplzplzp COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. GODDAMMIT YOUR SHIT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-27 22:41:00
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