Groundbreaking:
Elks lodge collapsed 10 months ago, TK died (he's the Elk leader there) and most of them lol'ed, because they were all outside when it happened.
Cars:
Kelly (17), Ashlee (15) and Tyiana (18) all died when a train hit their car. The family lol'ed because they don't have to pay for college. The train crossing didn't have lights or siren. City is to place a large black woman to warn people of passing train.
Shauntay:
Gang leader used e-lol (Myspace) to post about gang violence and being on 'da run from da po-lice'. She lol'ed because the pigs couldn't find her, so the feds were all like "TEN WANTED LIST, BITCH!" She stopped lol'ing when she got caught. Only for a minute, she still lols @ court.
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