Riced Out Yugo
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Poems for distractible young men
ashes to ashes,
dust to dust,
did you see that lady
with the really nice bust?

there are some who prefer fire
and others that prefer ice
personally, i find
brunettes
are nice
and will suffice.

Two
Incredible
Terrific
Tantalizing
Inviting
Erection
Supersections

pee wee herman
had a thing for mermen
whenever they were about
they had him squirmin'
only ol' richard simmons
outgayed pee wee herman
personally, i suspect he was german.

my teacher told me
to write this dumb poem,
well, here you go,
now time to go hoem.

roses are red
violets are blue
this rhyme is a classic
so let me stick it in you

[walt whitman parody i can't bring myself to write]

there once was a man from nantucket...
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-23 06:29:00
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