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TAPE MACHINE BEHIND GLASS. SHREK 3 IS ON MY NEWSPAPER. SHREK 3 IS ON MY TOILET PAPER. SHREK 3 IS ON MY SODA CUP. SHREK 3 IS ON MY CHEESEBURGER WRAPPER. SHREK 3 IS ON MY CHEESEBURGER. SHREK 3 IS ON MY PERSCRIPTION MEDICATION. SHREK 3 IS BURNED INTO MY TOAST. SHREK 3 IS ON MY SHREK 2. I WISH I KNEW WHAT IT WAS. IS IT EDIBLE? WILL IT MAKE ME LOSE WEIGHT WITHOUT ACTUALLY EXPENDING EFFORT? PERHAPS THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS BEHIND IT. IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY A STEAMING TURD IN PRETTY WRAPPING PAPER DESIGNED TO CAPITALIZE ON A FORMERLY SUCCESSFUL MOVIE. HAVE YOU SEEN ROCKY 52 OR TERMINATOR 7 YET? ARNIE'S TORSO AND BUTT DOUBLES EMIT AN OSCAR-WORTHY STAND-IN PERFORMANCE.
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