- FACT: Ham is the leading cause of ovarian cancer.
- FACT: RTQP's 1st grade teacher was a jerk.
- FACT: Putting a pen behind your ear can cause deafness.
- FACT: Almost the entire cast and crew of Titanic was poisoned with PCP in the clam chowder.
- FACT: Teepees are recursive.
- FACT: fuckle is the creative genius behind KMFDM.
- FACT: Tomatos are said to be blue in the bible.
- FACT: There are enough calories in a Funyun to put a chair into orbit.
- FACT: Communism a putrid evil leeching upon the spirit of patriotic Canadians.
- FACT: Potatos have feelings.
- FACT: Aphex Twin's music warps time and space.
- FACT: You, too, can warp time and space.
- FACT: All facts are facts.
- FACT: Everything on Riced Out Yugo is true.
|
