Lively reportering from your favo[u]rite snax-header. In today's alluring story of Boston Staplers and another random object off of my desk, say the bargain-basement speakers, or the map of Houston, TX underneath the monitor. Which was odd, because I had a laptop, and didn't have an external monitor. I had stuffed it into the little slot where the lid shuts. Maybe I was dreaming, or just blanked out and it appeared there as drawn by ninjas! I realized he was trying to tell me something. I cannot click a cup nor drink a mouse. Ponder upon this lesson for a moment before you think about how the ninja slipped a map of Houston, TX underneath the external CD drive, which was odd as you didn't have an external CD drive, just a box of jello. Jello doesn't store data.
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