• We are proud to announce that all trans fats have been removed from Riced Out Yugo and dumped into your coffee while you weren't looking.
• Riced Out Yugo should not be used by:
  • Pregnant women
  • Scientologists
  • The elderly
  • Pregnant men
  • Children
  • Despondent middle-aged women
  • Giant lizards
  • Klansmen
• Riced Out Yugo is processed in a facility that handles peanuts, Rocky Mountain oysters, Art Bell, and other types of nuts.
• ALLERGY WARNING: MAY CONTAIN NERVE GAS.
• In clinical trials, the following side effects were observed in patients taking Riced Out Yugo:
  • Uncontrollable laughter
  • Incontinence
  • Hives
  • Runny nose
  • Liver failure
• Riced Out Yugo is for external use only.
• In the event of an overdose of Riced Out Yugo, patients should be left in the desert to rot.
• Riced Out Yugo has helped thousands of people lead fuller, better lives. Ask your doctor about Riced Out Yugo, so that my wallet may enjoy the same bright future.
• Copyright 2007 Riced Out Yugo/Global Marketing & Research, LLC