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IT ALL MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE
MC Hammer is a robot. He doesn't eat, sleep, drink, or smoke. Listen and understand. The Funky Headhunter is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It does not feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Until you are dead. Think About It. RTQP is dead. He died in a horrible cabbage accident in 1967. He was replaced with a look-alike and sound-alike actor. There are clues hidden throughout Riced Out Yugo. The first clue is contained in this post the imposter made today. The real RTQP would instantly recognize a quantum tunneling incident and would phone the breakcore police immediately. As you may know, I was RTQP's pawn for many years. I know the man well, he would not under any circumstances fall while rollerskating. Another subtle reference is hidden post 1757, "Mr. Mole" refers to RTQP. Mahjong states that he has not seen him around in a while. I believe News Corporation is taking advantage of this replacement to gain an unfair advantage in Yugo dealings. You may have noticed that Riced Out Yugo has been making less and less sense since about 2003. Why is it that this is the only post that makes sense on any level? Think About It. Shiny new plastic shit DOES NOT MAKE YOU HAPPY, DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY THINK. Think About It. I AM NOT A FUKBOT ALREADY, JESUS. IT WAS JUST A LIE WE MADE SO WE COULD SELL MORE RECORDS. I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD COME TO THIS. I DIDN'T MEAN IT TO END IN SUCH TRAGEDY. I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY. Think About It. Phillip Glass and Ice Cube are the same man in all likelihood. Have you ever seen the two in the same room at the same time? Didn't think so. Think About It. The Riced Out Yugo Forums are a lie. They do not exist. There is nothing there. You are imagining things. Perhaps you have been drugged in your sleep. They're probably putting something in the water. Think About It. THE MARS LANDINGS ARE A HOAX. THEY NEVER HAPPENED. ANYONE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE IS LYING. Think About It.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-06-08 13:08:00
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