HELLO, PATRIOTIC AMERICAN CONSUMER!! YOU MAY HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS UPCOMING 'IPHONE' THING, MADE BY THAT THAR MAKER OF FLAVORFUL COMPUTING EQUIPMENT AND MUSIC PIRACY DEVICES. WE DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU WANT ONE, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY DO (AND IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT, WE REFER YOU TO THE 'UNPRECEDENTED BUZZ' AS EVIDENCE THAT YOU ACTUALLY DO). HOWEVER, YOU MAY HAVE SOME DOUBTS ABOUT FORKING OVER $BLING FOR IT, IN ADDITION TO SIGNING AWAY THOUSANDS OF YOUR HARD-EARNED DOLLARS TO A COMPANY THAT RIPPED OFF THE DEATH STAR FOR ITS LOGO. WE HERE AT RICED OUT YUGO WOULD LIKE TO DISPELL YOU OF THIS FALSE NOTION, AND ENCOURAGE YOU TO SELL YOUR KIDNEY FOR AN IPHONE. YOU HAVE TWO AND ONLY NEED ONE, BUT YOU HAVE ZERO IPHONES. THE DECISION IS OBVIOUS. THE IPHONE WILL MOST DEFINITELY NOT BE ANOTHER PS3. SELL KIDNEY. GET IPHONE.
THANK YOU, PATRIOTIC AMERICAN CONSUMER.
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