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Danny Elfman is a sneaky one.
He slinks around, behind the stacks of books, sniping with a modified nerf gun. Some would posit that a runin with the Elfman is always possible to avoid. It is. It is possible to avoid him, but think about it: Make the number 1 the point at which a run-in with Elfman is inevitable, and 0 being no visits to the library. Call this quantity N. We must constantly visit the library throughout our life: book reports, pleasure reading. Getting the cards out of those damn magazines for revenge purposes. You know the deal. You always avoid the Elfman, but each time he gets a little closer. In short, N keeps going up. For those of you who have taken calc, as you visit the library over your lifetime, N approaches 1. Limits, my friend. So, for your average lifetime, though it is always possible to avoid Elfman, it is impossible to avoid him. This dichotomy makes apparent many of the flaws in Christianity. Example one: We are supposed to have free will. In theory, we can decide to never cross the Elfman. But we must. Free will is a paltry illusion. Example two: If God was all-loving, he would not allow such a Elvish dichotomy, for it is fucking to the mind. No, scratch that. He wouldn't allow Elfman to seriously nerf us, if he were all-loving. Example three: If God is omnipotent, he can stop the Elfman. But as we have demonstrated above, no one can. There are many other directions you can take this. I would like you, our enlightened readers, to think about it. Question doctrine? Always. Question Elfman? Never. Kiss my ass, God. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-08-31 17:10:47 | |
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