Here are ten reasons ol' Karl left.
- Refuses to untilt his glasses
- Unable to make turds blossom any more
- Keeps using Bush's private restroom
- Air Force one caught him stealing pens
- His deal with the devil is at end of contract
- His left nipple was taken hostage by radical islamists
- He wants to reform his rock band (and he will CRUSH Van Halen in the polls)
- Dick Cheney keeps asking to take him 'hunting'
- Bush won't give him hand jobs any more
- Was caught banging Scott McClellan in the Lincoln Bedroom... again
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