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Things I would like to say to various 'public figures' currently in the 'news'

  • Larry Craig: We are a nation of laws, and one of them is NO BACKSIES.
  • Ben Bernanke: Raise the interest rate, just to keep 'em guessing.
  • Britney Spears: Don't worry Britney; Don't listen to them. I'd still make love to you.
  • Kanye West: YOU DIDN'T GET AN AWARD NYAHNYAH HAHAHAHAH
  • Kevin Everett: You're supposed to get up and yell SHOW ME THE MONEY, then win an oscar
  • Vanessa Hudgens: Shave.

that is all.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-12 03:30:00
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