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THE POPE HAS LASER VISION. I HAVE LASER VISION. CYCLOPS DOESN'T HAVE LASER VISION, THAT'S JUST A MYTH. MARS IS A MYTH. MARS IS A HOAX. MARS IS ALL A LIE. PROVE IT. PROVE IT, MUTHAFUCKA. WHERE'S YOUR MARS NOW, BITCHES? WHERE'S YOUR MARS? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO THEN NOW? MARS IS GONE? ARE YOU ON DRUGS? MARS WAS NEVER THERE! ARE YOU ON DRUGS? I'M NOT ON DRUGS AS YOU CAN SEE. ARE YOU ON DRUGS? MARS IS A HOAX. STOP IT. STOP WHINING. STOP LYING TO ME. CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK WHERE IS THE INTERNET? HAVE YOU SEEN IT? I BET IT'S A HOAX TOO JUST LIKE THAT MARS SHIT. JUST LIKE THAT MARS SHIT. THAT MARS SHIT ALL UP IN MY GRILL. THAT MARS SHIT ALL UP IN MY SANDWICH FACTORIES. THAT MARS SHIT ALL UP IN MY GENETICALLY ENGINEERED FUNT CIRCLES. ARE YOU ON DRUGS? YOU'RE ON DRUGS. YOU ARE NOW ON DRUGS. DRUGS. ARE YOU ON DRUGS? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND YOUR PETTY SUPERSTITIONS ABOUT ORIGAMI. FUCK YOU AND YOUR BJORK-LOVING FANNY-PACK TOTING SR71 STEALTH BOMBER ON MARS. FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOAXES. YOUR HOAXES ARE LIES.
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