Riced Out Yugo
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The Automobile Consumption Haiku Post 3000
i ate a buick
its engine block i did lick
but i got real sick

i ate a lexus
its owner lived in texas
now he takes the bus

once i ate a car
it had ceased to take me far
ceased to prowl the tar

a bmw
is like a snobby canoe
tastes like bubbaloo

once i ate a honda
does workout tapes by fonda
oh wait where was i

once i ate a ford
you see i was rather bored
its taste was cardboard
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-10-01 19:09:00
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