HYPERFUKBOT JUMPS THE SHARK
HYPERFUKBOT WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
HYPERFUKBOT MAKES YOUR TV EXPERIENCE BETTER
HYPERFUKBOT MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF CANCER BY 2.4% ACCORDING TO A RECENT SURVEY BY THE RICED OUT YUGO FORUMS
HYPERFUKBOT IS POISONING OUR CHILDREN AND THE INTERNET. HYPERFUKBOT IS BLOATING OUR BANDWIDTH. HYPERFUKBOT IS STEALING. HYPERFUKBOT IS NOT A VICTIMLESS CRIME. I LET MY KIDS USE MY INTERNET, AND THEY STARTED READING HYPERFUKBOT. HE'S OUT OF CONTROL. HE'S CORRUPTING OUR FINE UPSTANDING CITIZENS. HE'S VIOLATING EINSTEINIAN PHYSICS. THAT'S NOT COOL, DUDE. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL. HE ATE MY BURGERS. HE STOLE MY CEEPHAX CDS. HE WON'T STOP CALLING ME UP ON THE PHONE, ASKING FOR MY DAUGHTER CHERYL. I AIN'T LETTIN MY DAMN DAUGHTER GO OUT WITH NO DAMN HYPERFUKBOT. SHE WENT TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, A CATHOLIC SCHOOL. WHAT THE FLOW-ZOW. I CAN'T BE BOTHERED BY THESE THINGS LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW. IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS IN MY LIFE ALREADY WITH THE COMPANY LAYOFFS AND THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS AND THE WRITERS STRIKE AND WHATNOT. NOW I GOT GANKED FOR MY DUCKETS BY HYPERFUKBOT TOO? OMFG HAX!!\. SDDFLGAD.
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