- microsoft, "not everything works like microsoft sync (t) (rm)": funny. very well done. however, i cannot say the same of your software.
- i forget, "i'm gonna have to block you.": i like these commercials, but i am of the age where no one cares what i watch. or say.
- geico, "real actor: joan rivers": very funny bit of improv-esque comedly. it does not put me in the mood to buy insurance.
- comcast, "trying to interact with your tv": i laughed. very clever. however, your ham-handed, pork-fisted "business visions" are not suddenly waved away as if the commercial were a magic wand. my internets has gradually gone down in speed/quality, while skyrocketing up in price. on average, the company has changed hands every 2-4 years, in a byzantine series of mergers, buyouts, and "failures of enthusiasm" that will forevermore be studied by harvard business students being groomed to fail so spectacularly. please, just give me a guaranteed, all the time, not messed-around-with level of bandwidth, and stop trying to police what people do with it. stop fucking about. i would have already switched to verizon, buy my opinion of them is even lower... though you certainly give them a run for the money.
- netflix: i pirate movies lol
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