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oh, TRA LA LA to YOU, SIR!! henceforth summoned by the great BAH NAH NAH, you must conquer the cyrillian gorilla horde armed with but a single buttered scone. after the scone is dispensed, you will be tasked with redecorating the remains of the berlin wall, this time armed merely with a melon. after martha stewert is put to shame (in lompoc lol pwnt), you must play sixteen violins simultaneously for a marilyn manson album, using a device you will constrct out of nothing but twine and spit. Should you complete these tasks, you will have the honor of approaching the naked rolling in salmon contest round. Studio executives will watch from above, cackling madly at your lost dignity and sipping their 1996 Château Lafite Rothschild Pauillac, discussing what travesty they're going to air next season, perhaps a show involv margret thatcher, melons, and the piece that makes it all work, a he- Zzzrt. We interrupt reality TV for MY FLAMING VENGANCE to rain down upon the asshats that have taken over the public airwaves. RTQP out.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-07-24 01:06:35
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At 2004-07-24 21:11:21, Natsume [website] scribbled the following:

are you in any way related to happy noodle boy? o_o

At 2005-07-13 19:42:25, RTQP [website] scribbled the following:

Nope

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