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| A TOOT TOOT AND A SIP OF TEA | |
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A framework play with helpful literary analysis by the Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker - write about it for English class, kids!! [curtains open] Miss Sporty: HULLO CHAPS, SO GOOD OF YOU TO COME OVER FOR TEA. Old Bean: SO KIND OF YOU FOR INVITING US Old Sprout: YES, AND SUCH LOVELY CURTAINS YOU HAVE Miss Sporty: WON'T YOU PLEASE SIT DOWN? [party sits, stays... good party!] Old Bean: THIS TEA IS QUITE LOVELY THANK YOU AGAIN FOR INVITING US Old Sprout: YES AND I STILL CANNOT GET OVER THOSE CURTIANS [hammartia alert!!] Miss Sporty: YOU HAVE A GOOD EYE SIR MY GREAT UNCLE FREDWARD LEFT THEM TO ME THEY HAVE MAGICKAL POWERS SUPPOSEDLY THEY ONCE ADORNED THE MUD HUT OF JESUS HIMSELF Miss Sporty: WILL YOU EXCUSE ME GENTLEMEN ALL THAT INSUFFILATION HAS GIVEN ME NASAL LIQUIDITY ISSUES I MUST HAVE A TOOT TOOT [Miss Sporty exit stage right. Old Bean has a sip of tea.] Old Bean: I THINK I MUST ALSO GO FOR A TOOT TOOT EXCUSE ME OLD SPROUT. [Old sprout looks around to make sure they are gone.] Old Sprout: MUAHAHA, THE CURTAINS SHALL BE MINE [] [Old Sprout steals the curtains and exits stage left. Miss Sporty and Old Bean return.] Miss Sporty: WTF D00D MY CURTAINS Old Bean: =|:{OOOOOO !! Old Bean: RETURN THOSE CURTAINS AT ONCE YOU DASTARD!! Old Sprout: NEVER!! YOU WILL HAVE TO FORCIBLY REMOVE THEM FROM MY POSESSION [Old Bean tries to forcibly remove the curtains from the posession of Old Sprout. The curtains rip into many pieces.] Old Bean: WOE!! [Miss Sporty enter stage right] Miss Sporty: NOOOO, MY CURTAINS!!! ;_; Old Sprout: WHAT HATH MY GREED WROUGHT!! [Old Sprout pulls a gun out of his waistcoat and holds it to his head.] Old Sprout: i told u i was hardcore [Old Sprout shoots himself. Curtains close.] Author's note: To those of you offended by this mockery of a major form of literature, I would like to say that I'm not doing anything Shakespeare wouldn't have done, if he'd had blink tags and emoticons. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-18 00:20:00 | |
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