Riced Out Yugo
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There it was. Billings. I'd never seen such a homely village. It screamed out to me with a sort of revenge. Something like "Get me out of this state. Now." It felt like the ground wanted to rip out and relocate itself to Missouri or something. I couldn't help but be empathetic towards its cause. I vowed to assist. The first thing I did was purchase a dress. I sewed a quilt square onto the ass. I needed protection, that was for sure. Anti-Billings-Relocation anal violators would try to have their way with me, and I knew that if I had to wear a dress, I would need to make it clear that my ass was off-limits. More on this later...
Posted by DOLT45 @ 2004-11-07 21:22:55
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