If you should find yourself lacking anything thoughtful to say during a Riced Out Coversation, Riced Out Press Conference, Riced Out Keynote Speech, or other Riced Out Whatever, why not try one of these?
- Rush Limbaugh looks like the contents of a McDonalds fryer poured into a suit.
- I feel Newt Gingrich is relevant because he twitters.
- Fuck the constitution; No one's read it in a hundred years anyways.
- Hypocrisy is totally IN right now.
- I thought opiate-era Limbaugh was much more thought-provoking.
- If Ann Coulter were an animal, what kind of animal would she be?
- I bet Hilary's a tiger in bed.
- I heard ExtenZe has a major stake in CNN.
- Rosie O'Donnell is the loudest refridgerator I've ever heard.
- Without poverty, there would be no Bono.
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