Riced Out Yugo
<--- Previous post                Random Post                Next post --->

Top music theorist insults
10. Your mother was a phyrgian half-cadence, and your father misused chromaticism!
9. You're so flat Callista Flockhart made a pass at you.
8. You're so square you beleive Michael Bolton has a soul.
7. If you were a reverend, you'd be reverend al SHARPton... aw snap, you got served.
6. You're so tastless you think "I will survive" has a good chord progression (seriously. it sucks).
5. Is a cat attacking you, or are you trying to play violin?
4. You're more tone-deaf than Hellen Keller.
3. You call that a flute? I'll show you a flute. 2. You're the petjKTY FAP FAP FAP 1. HJ$I^JY&mm,,˜,˜Í¬Ý6]AHvL2 ¹¢ÜCY½{QÂðŸDÍ„‘—
]vF
«UðFjåÌ
j¼gD8tÔob”fx;•\ã«Íðv¡C´†÷Iï±y
Q”_þM8y¢ ï …àÛ¼Æþx

MASTER CONTROL HAS TAKEN OVER.

END OF LINE.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-11-15 23:45:44
Direct link to post Write comment

<--- Previous post                Next post --->