A yugo post for you, inspired by super-dank chinese food flatulence. chinese food is always delivered by confused elderly asian man. confused elderly asian man is nice, but confused. but he bring good chicken on a stick, so i'd say we have a functional, professional relationship. i wonder if he's ever met britney spears?? has he done a body shot off of a nubile female?? does he pick his nose when he suspects no one is looking?? what does he think about trinidad?? what does trinidad think of him?? all this aside, president obama is half vulcan. i'll let you figure out the other half.
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